Something Foul Is Afoot in Southwestern Missouri

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

https://people.com/health/missouri-summer-camp-sees-dozens-infected-with-coronavirus-as-outbreak-raises-safety-concerns/

quote:

Missouri Summer Camp Closes After 82 Kids and Staff Infected with Coronavirus

Kanakuk Kamps, a network of Christian sports camps in the state, saw 82 campers, counselors and staff members test positive for coronavirus

At least 82 campers, counselors and staff at a summer camp in southwestern Missouri have been infected with COVID-19, according to state health officials.

Kanakuk Kamps, a network of Christian sports camps in the state, reopened their camps to thousands of kids beginning in May. Kanakuk chose to reopen after Missouri leaders said that there was a risk in letting camps reopen, but that they were confident that the camps had made plans to stop any potential COVID-19 outbreaks from happening.

Parents of Kanakuk campers were recently notified by email that one of the camps known as K-2, in Lampe, was temporarily shutting down after staff and campers contracted coronavirus.

Per a report from NBC News, parents received an email last week from Rebecca Duncan, Kanakuk's health services director, advising them that their children may have been exposed.

"As your Kamper returns home, we recommend that you consider a 14-day self-quarantine for your child and monitor for symptoms of COVID-19," the email read according to the report.

The organization � which prides itself on having more than 90 years of experience in summer camping � holds six overnight and day camps across the state with around 20,000 campers a summer, according to its website.

Kanakuk Kamps :thunk:

Here's their website: https://staging.kanakuk.com

On the very bottom of the page:

OUR KAMPS
K-1
K-West
K-2
K-Kountry
K-Seven
K-Kauai
KampOut!
Worldview Kamp

Which can be rearranged:

code:

K-1
K-WEST
K-2

K-
Kountry
K-Seven

K-
Kauai
KampOut!

Also, a bit of artistic liberty:

KanaKuK
Khristian
Kamps

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:02

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:50

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Kovid-19

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:07

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

What a kurious situation!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:10

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

These Krazy Khristians Kan't get enough of their "K"s!!!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:12

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Of course it�s loving Kanakuk

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:26

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

it's a khristian konservative ku klux Klan kiddy kamp korona katchin' katastrophe!!!!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:26

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Julius CSAR posted:

Of course it�s loving Kanakuk

You know it? Tell us more! :allears:

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:26

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

20k kampers

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:29

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Uhhh...fatality i guess

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:30

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Not really to be honest just besides that it�s a crazy camp for fundies and some people I know hated being sent there.

Used to drive by it (K-1 or K-2 I think) whenever I would go down towards the lake of the ozarks and it looked like garbage.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:34

Telebite: Aug 23, 2018

kyanka kamp

edit - kamp kyanka

Telebite fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jul 9, 2020

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:37

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Telebite posted:

kyanka kamp

DicK'yanKa, the Kids Kamp spanKa'

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:39

angryrobots: Mar 31, 2005

I think... we all think the masks was a nice idea. But - not pointin' any fingers - they coulda been done better.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:49

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Thought for sure this'd be a drat ol squatchin thread an what we got here is worse'n that.

It's a friggin white pride shin dig in them hills and ain't even good squatchin OR campin lands down in...Missouri? Jeeesus christ they ain't even got TREES down there, just tall grass fer fucks sake

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:52

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

kongratulations?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:54

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Telebite posted:

kyanka kamp

edit - kamp kyanka

Kamp Kounselor Kyanka is all 'bout them foul afoots.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:59

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

Thought for sure this'd be a drat ol squatchin thread an what we got here is worse'n that.

It's a friggin white pride shin dig in them hills and ain't even good squatchin OR campin lands down in...Missouri? Jeeesus christ they ain't even got TREES down there, just tall grass fer fucks sake

There�s a ton of trees down there, but yes, also a ton white pride poo poo

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:06

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

Being dumb bored and curious I checked out their website. Take a look at the executive team page pictures. It's like a bingo card of creeps:
https://staging.kanakuk.com/about-teams/

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:18

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

LabyaMynora posted:

KampOut!

More like KampfOut!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:24

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Internetjack posted:

Being dumb bored and curious I checked out their website. Take a look at the executive team page pictures. It's like a bingo card of creeps:
https://staging.kanakuk.com/about-teams/

There's like one normal guy and a bunch of ghouls.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:25

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Afoot? Better get out of here before a forum owner tries to huff it.

e:

But with new and improved Joker brand...I get a grin, again and again!

Sunswipe fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 9, 2020

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:30

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

McGavin posted:

There's like one normal guy and a bunch of ghouls.

Holy loving poo poo lol

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:32

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

KAnon

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:32

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

Internetjack posted:

Being dumb bored and curious I checked out their website. Take a look at the executive team page pictures. It's like a bingo card of creeps:
https://staging.kanakuk.com/about-teams/

Holy poo poo

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:34

mindstorm: Jan 28, 2011; Smellrose

Getting serious Krusty Komedy Klassic vibes from this camp's naming/media team.

Also some of those execs look like the descriptions of camp counselors from that gross goosebumps book. Feel bad for those kids all getting exposed to/getting the virus. What a lovely thing to be all excited about camp and oops debilitating lung disease.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:35

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

Hey Kids! Welcome to KK-Kamp! I'm Patrick, director of Discipleship, but you can just call me Pat!
And here is Collin!

Hi Gang! How's everyone doing today! I love having all you KK-Kids here at KKKAMP!
And joining us is Matt! Everyone say Hi to Matt!

Hugs and KK-Kisses for everyone!

Edit: dang you guys copy and post faster than me!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:38

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Internetjack posted:

Being dumb bored and curious I checked out their website. Take a look at the executive team page pictures. It's like a bingo card of creeps:
https://staging.kanakuk.com/about-teams/

Wow!

Typical creepy Evangelical old guy with plastic surgery

Don't mind me, I'm just here to check out your kids

Pedo guy

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:38

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

mindstorm posted:

Getting serious Krusty Komedy Klassic vibes from this camp's naming/media team.

They really, really didn't need to spell "Kamp" with a "K."

They just really, really wanted to.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:40

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

Now I am admittedly just taking poo poo out of context, because...

LOVE FOR KIDS
We are in the kid business.
I eat children.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:15

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

This post coming to you from exactly 19.5 miles from that place. Do I win a prize? God the stupidity in this general area is overwhelming.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:15

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Internetjack posted:

Now I am admittedly just taking poo poo out of context, because...

LOVE FOR KIDS
We are in the kid business.
I eat children.

Powder, a film by Victor Salva

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:16

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

From their "Worldview Kamp" page:

Having a good god drat normal one at kamp kkk studying apologetics to defend the faith.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:26

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Big Beef City posted:

From their "Worldview Kamp" page:

Having a good god drat normal one at kamp kkk studying apologetics to defend the faith.

Samuel L... Jackson?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:28

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Internetjack posted:

Being dumb bored and curious I checked out their website. Take a look at the executive team page pictures. It's like a bingo card of creeps:
https://staging.kanakuk.com/about-teams/

The caucasity of these people

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:28

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Big Beef City posted:

thats not how faith works >:[

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:41

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

🔈
https://i.imgur.com/P0mpdZ7.mp4

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:47

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Ok I don't know what the loving hell you americans are doing but Montreal is about to make mask-wearing mandatory whenever you step foot inside a business.

Give this poo poo a try idk, there's a pandemic ongoing also who the gently caress is sending their kids to summer camp in 2020 what the gently caress shut off the TV and talk to science maybe

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:53

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Giving those kids COVID was all part of God's plan.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:56

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

It�s going to own bones in 6 weeks or whenever they do this for all the schools across the country

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Prof. Banks: Apr 22, 2015; Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!

Bronze Fonz posted:

Ok I don't know what the loving hell you americans are doing but Montreal is about to make mask-wearing mandatory whenever you step foot inside a business.

Give this poo poo a try idk, there's a pandemic ongoing also who the gently caress is sending their kids to summer camp in 2020 what the gently caress shut off the TV and talk to science maybe

Lol, just we're only a little over a month before we start sending all those kids back to school together. I'll let you guess as to whether they're requiring the kids to wear masks. lol, no. It's strongly suggested at my district: read probably like 50% gonna do it for a week before they get self conscious and stop. The whole country is going to have had covid by the end of the year.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 05:08

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