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I sit in my garage and smoke and drink and have a posting station out here. I usually keep my bare feet up on a milk carton for protection, but I'm at the point in the evening where I'm faded enough to set my bare feet down on the concrete (and don't mind if garage bugs crawl all over 'em). How do you feel about bugs/spiders? I'd like to spend more time in nature but "Ticks" and "June Bugs" creep me out.
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Jul 9, 2020 06:19
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I don't want some crazy spider crawling in my mouth if I set up a hammock. Help me get over this.
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Jul 9, 2020 06:23
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I post from the top of a eucalyptus tree, and heck yeah theres bugs, just deal with it princess
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Jul 9, 2020 06:27
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Bugs are freaky - I am trying. Thank u tho
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Jul 9, 2020 06:29
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I'm not talking about little puss bugs. It's the big ones.
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Jul 9, 2020 06:30
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How big we talking? Larger spiders will naturally groom you if you show them respect, not sure what the downside is here unless you're a disrespectful person
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Jul 9, 2020 06:35
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Devils Affricate posted:How big we talking? Larger spiders will naturally groom you if you show them respect, not sure what the downside is here unless you're a disrespectful person Wow! An actual key to nature's bounty and a slight scolding 
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Jul 9, 2020 06:38
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Maybe I just want to connect your down and out character Q's into spider punishment?? That's on me.
Serious Party Gods fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jul 9, 2020 |
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Jul 9, 2020 06:42
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I think maybe I can turn my OP into a "Pervert's Paradise"?
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Jul 9, 2020 06:44
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Thank you DA for patronizing my first(?) GBS go of it
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Jul 9, 2020 06:51
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nicotine is a natural pesticide so clearly the answer is to start smoking even more
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Jul 9, 2020 06:51
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OMFG FURRY posted:nicotine is a natural pesticide so clearly the answer is to start smoking even more I smoke like a fuckin' banshee
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Jul 9, 2020 06:51
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[162] People have looked at this, and [I'm in good company apparently]? Someone please take me down a notch, I appreciate funny responses, but I'm posting for the degradation.
Serious Party Gods fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Jul 9, 2020 |
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Jul 9, 2020 06:56
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i didn't read the thread or the op, but i saw the word spider and one time i was walking between some prickly pears and realised they were full of spiders and i'm scared of spiders.
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Jul 9, 2020 08:33
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you stomp them with your feet, op
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Jul 9, 2020 08:53
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Zippy the Bummer posted:you stomp them with your feet, op That's mean I'm sure they are very nice spiders.
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Jul 9, 2020 09:52
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the only good spider is a dead spider. this axiom is also true of the op.
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Jul 9, 2020 11:12
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Strumpie posted:the only good spider is a dead spider. hey bud, my house is absolutely laden with spiders. and no one wants to come over. there is no relationship between the two.
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Jul 9, 2020 11:15
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i want to pet the dog in your avatar. otherwise, no comment
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Jul 9, 2020 13:46
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Why do you have so many bugs in your garage? Do you live next to an open grave? Is it next to an actual dump? If you do, that's understandable, you are obviously some sort of hunchbacked cretin enslaved by a warlord who doesn't give a poo poo about things that aren't pet lions or solid gold Ferrari's.
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Jul 9, 2020 14:09
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Bugs are a really easy fear because they have a storied culinary tradition and you can eat them to learn they aren’t so bad.
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Jul 9, 2020 14:30
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Restless leg syndrome. Develop that and you'll inspire fear in all creepy crawlies.
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Jul 9, 2020 14:32
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Get a big tray full of water with a smaller tray inside it thats empty put your feet in the smaller empty tray It will crate a moat for protection of your feet
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Jul 9, 2020 14:33
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burn incence and mosquito coils for other bugs
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Jul 9, 2020 14:35
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When youre not home and have a few hours out of that area drop a bug bomb, they usually come in 2 pack cans, set them off, go out of that area for like 8 hours or whatever it says on the can
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Jul 9, 2020 14:37
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Maybe save the bugs you dont want to die before hand and put them outside
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Jul 9, 2020 14:38
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A large oscillating fan facing away from you should blow away most mosquitoes. And if you make peace with the spiders, they'll eat a lot of the other insects.
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Jul 9, 2020 14:51
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gleebster posted:A large oscillating fan facing away from you should blow away most mosquitoes. And if you make peace with the spiders, they'll eat a lot of the other insects. This is true, good bugs Ive been in places with massive geckos, and you put them near a nice light that attracts bugs, they are in heaven.
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Jul 9, 2020 14:53
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sup OP you should quit smoking or at least get a vape, i love you but here's your solution for foot bugs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatomaceous_earth
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Jul 9, 2020 15:57
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Wear shoes in your house like a real American.
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Jul 9, 2020 16:44
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Or get a fan to blow the bugs away.
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Jul 9, 2020 16:45
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I have a spider farm in my garage, my favorite part is the bug graveyard across all surfaces as the spiders will drop the exsanguined bug carcasses from the ceiling as they clean their webs. Web-housekeeping is very important for healthy spiders.
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Jul 9, 2020 16:50
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Fill your mouth with chewing tobacco so you get your nicotine fix, then superglue your nose shut and wrap your head in a garbage bag and take a good long nap in your garage op!!!! jajajajaj
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Jul 9, 2020 17:03
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Big Beef City posted:Fill your mouth with chewing tobacco so you get your nicotine fix, then superglue your nose shut and wrap your head in a garbage bag and take a good long nap in your garage op!!!! in my opinion this is not a good idea. sorrry to say.
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Jul 9, 2020 17:23
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eat the bugs eaT tHe BuGs EAT THE GODDAMN BUGS OP
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Jul 9, 2020 18:05
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Chop off your feet OP, they're overrated anyway and they just get sweaty.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:09
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gleebster posted:A large oscillating fan facing away from you should blow away most mosquitoes. And if you make peace with the spiders, they'll eat a lot of the other insects. The problem with this is it'll attract centipedes, which eat spiders. Ever since I looked up the centipedes I get and learned that it's been an indiscriminate purge. I'm normally cool with spiders since there's no dangerous ones where I live but gently caress centipedes something about them just sets my brain off yelling this thing is unnatural and must die.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:57
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diatomaceous earth shreds centipedes to bits i suppose it does have 2 downsides as a pest control device: 1) its powdery and you have to put it everywhere but if you are in your garage who loving cares and 2) you occasionally have to watch the death knell of a mortally wounded insect as it desperately tries to cling to life amongst the jagged hell you have created for it
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Jul 9, 2020 19:24
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I stopped killings bugs entirely, I'm always scooping up and escorting them to the grass outside at work. Safe travels little pals!
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Jul 9, 2020 19:27
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I stopped killings bugs entirely, I'm always scooping up and escorting them to the grass outside at work. every bug you 'rescue' causes deep psychological trauma from a giant monster (you) abducting them and transporting them to an entirely different world. maybe you should think before you act.
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