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It's been 2 poopless days. I feel that bad boy but when push comes to shove aint nutttin cumin out. I already tried eating less cheese and jumping around to unlodge it. Drank some Milk of Magnesia today and i'm drinking coffee. Help. No poop good.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:23
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maybe your pants are still on???
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Jul 9, 2020 18:26
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I poop too good OP; we should trade colons
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Jul 9, 2020 18:27
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You need fear
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Jul 9, 2020 18:32
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Excelzior posted:I poop too good OP; we should trade colons scam. you clearly only have a semicolon
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Jul 9, 2020 18:32
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can't poop well, OP
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Jul 9, 2020 18:33
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If your body isn't producing poop that means you need to eat some poop until your body can catch up and start making its own
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Jul 9, 2020 18:33
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20 Blunts posted:maybe your pants are still on??? oh my god...  Excelzior posted:I poop too good OP; we should trade colons you don't want this curse
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Jul 9, 2020 18:36
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Do you have a handheld shower head? Preferably one with a massage setting
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Jul 9, 2020 18:37
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RandomFerret posted:Do you have a handheld shower head? Preferably one with a massage setting I don't know how satisfying my wife has anything to do with this
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Jul 9, 2020 18:38
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Stop taking opioids.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:41
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Go to the grocery store or pharmacy and buy a bottle of magnesium citrate. Drink half the bottle and wait. 
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Jul 9, 2020 18:44
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LabyaMynora posted:Stop taking opioids. No serious replies only plz
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Jul 9, 2020 18:49
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eat the entire fuggin bag of these op
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Jul 9, 2020 18:50
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Have you tried going in to get it yourself? Why expect your poo to do all the work?
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Jul 9, 2020 18:51
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eat those sugar free gummie bears like a whole bag
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Jul 9, 2020 18:59
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Are you abusing opiates OP
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Jul 9, 2020 19:00
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I'm willing to plunger your anus for free, OP. Using the snake costs extra though
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Jul 9, 2020 19:03
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I poop at least 4-5 times a day and there is always blood. Yesterday was actually p. bad on the blood side. Most of the time its only spotting or streaking on the teepee, yesterday was full on arterial squirting soaking through the teep. It was like a ww1 battlefield with all the mud and the blood.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:05
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Have you tried eating more cheese
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Jul 9, 2020 19:09
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drunken officeparty posted:I poop at least 4-5 times a day and there is always blood. Yesterday was actually p. bad on the blood side. Most of the time its only spotting or streaking on the teepee, yesterday was full on arterial squirting soaking through the teep. It was like a ww1 battlefield with all the mud and the blood. Sounds like you've got too much blood in you
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Jul 9, 2020 19:10
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How about a nice refreshing enema OP?
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Jul 9, 2020 19:12
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Coconut oil/coconut milk and hot peppers. You can make them into a curry if you want and include some good fibrous vegetables. Haven't found anything more reliable after my gut fauna got used to chicory root.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:13
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Eat lots and lots of fruits and vegetables. Lay off the carbs too.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:14
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-Eat a big orange and then drink milk -Do a hand stand to get all the gasses up and out -Eat a lot of hot food and then go walk
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Jul 9, 2020 19:21
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lilbeefer posted:Are you abusing opiates OP I don't see how my personal life plays into this
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Jul 9, 2020 19:30
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Prune juice is the only thing that keeps me regular. You should try it. Tastes like hell but it works.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:31
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bird with big dick posted:Have you tried eating more cheese I have. This "lactose intolerant" bull poo poo is 100% not real. They just don't want to admit they have i.b.s!
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Jul 9, 2020 19:31
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drunken officeparty posted:I poop at least 4-5 times a day and there is always blood. Yesterday was actually p. bad on the blood side. Most of the time its only spotting or streaking on the teepee, yesterday was full on arterial squirting soaking through the teep. It was like a ww1 battlefield with all the mud and the blood. This might be cancer
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Jul 9, 2020 19:32
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You can go to pretty much any big grocery store and buy one of those plastic bottles filled with mineral oil to stick up your butt. In case you didn't know.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:35
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I cut back on coffee. Now when I have my morning cup of joe, I have to take an explosive poo poo about an hour later. Works every time.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:36
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everyone's so worried about the stuff that comes out there ppoo hole I say we flip the script and put some things back in there. I will go first
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Jul 9, 2020 19:37
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ok I may have been a little on the ambitious side with this pinecone but I'm new to this stuff, throw me a freaking bone here
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Jul 9, 2020 19:42
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ok I may have been a little on the ambitious side with this pinecone but I'm new to this stuff, throw me a freaking bone here You usename is so geat i boke the key between e and t in a fit of jealous age
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Jul 9, 2020 19:46
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Beets do it for me. Eat some beets OP and paint the bowl magenta.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:47
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Stop using opioids OP Also, drink a steaming cup 'o Joe, and smoke a cig
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Jul 9, 2020 19:51
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drink the coffee with your anus
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Jul 9, 2020 19:51
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This could be you pictures there OP! Do it!!
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Jul 9, 2020 19:54
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:This could be you pictures there OP! Do it!! finally a fun solution (in my butt)
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Jul 9, 2020 19:58
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this isn't a short-term solution but i have a tablespoon of psyllium husk mixed in 12 oz of water after breakfast every morning for months now and it's a total game changer. no poo poo (as it were)
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