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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol if you ain't ready to go feral and kill to survive at all times

just lol


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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Data Graham posted:

Maybe the best thing about the Citigroup Center debacle is that it was caused by the architect LITERALLY cutting corners :v:

Based on the NYT article, thats not even close.
https://people.duke.edu/~hpgavin/cee421/citicorp1.htm

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

lol if you ain't ready to go feral and kill to survive at all times

just lol

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

you got that Florida in you, m'man

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Whoosh

The architect did not decide to cut metaphorical corners when switching welded joints to bolted, sure, that was the builder who got the OK from someone in engineering. But look at the base of the building and look at the literal words "cutting corners"

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Scratch Monkey posted:

no in the boobies



The number on the top should be MMXX.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BrianBoitano posted:

Whoosh

The architect did not decide to cut metaphorical corners when switching welded joints to bolted, sure, that was the builder who got the OK from someone in engineering. But look at the base of the building and look at the literal words "cutting corners"

Oh, gotcha.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Cocaine Bear posted:

New design data centres and the like are generally all built to be giant Faraday cages. Though the design makes my job harder, I find them pretty neat.

Harder because all the cages are hard to open with your giant paws? Or a cocaine reason?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Both more difficult to get to the delicious humans inside and to search for more cocaine.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Just eat coked up humans? Kill two birds with one stone.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

trapped mouse posted:

The number on the top should be MMXX.

If it's about towers it could also be MMI.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Elfface posted:

Harder because all the cages are hard to open with your giant paws? Or a cocaine reason?
Can't call his dealer without cell reception

The tracking collar also has issues

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:randvince:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

tribbledirigible posted:

Just eat coked up humans? Kill two birds with one stone.

This is a game changer.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Scratch Monkey posted:

no in the boobies



I prefer this deck:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hirethor posted:

I prefer this deck:


Ah yes, James Bonds multi-part, multi-day gaslighting scheme to trick a woman into sleeping with him.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Also how would you play on the old computers when the power grid is shot

Shooting a board game affects computers?

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ah yes, James Bonds multi-part, multi-day gaslighting scheme to trick a woman into sleeping with him.

Well when you put it THAT way...

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ah yes, James Bonds multi-part, multi-day gaslighting scheme to trick a woman into sleeping with him.

James Bond is the real villain of his films.


Except Goldfinger. That guy was crazy.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Zero One posted:

James Bond is the real villain of his films.


Except Goldfinger. That guy was crazy.

That's the film where he rapes a woman straight so yeah maybe not

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The one with Steve Jobs was pretty great.

M, we need to stop him no matter the consequences! Civilian casualties be dammed! If we don't act now with extreme prejudice he'll *checks* have all the tv rights in China!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Cocaine Bear posted:

The one with Steve Jobs was pretty great.

M, we need to stop him no matter the consequences! Civilian casualties be dammed! If we don't act now with extreme prejudice he'll *checks* have all the tv rights in China!

Wasn't it supposed to be Rupert Murdoch but less evil?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Owlkill posted:



I've just realised that liquefied natural gas carriers combine the phallic shape of a tanker with the breast-like qualities of a storage tank thanks to this thread


Nah, they're shipping in those anal beads your mom ordered.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

Data Graham posted:

Yeah, let's not discount the "suck up to the guy in charge" motive as a strong contender against the profit motive. Lysenkoism anyone

It should be pointed out that Lysenko was allowed to pursue his crazy theories because his one crazy theory, vernalization, ended up working and ending a famine early, saving many lives. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernalization
So he got a little carried away, but he did have an important, positive effect on soviet agriculture before he started getting blamed for everything.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/hels/status/1281642229296177154?s=20

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Adorable and funny

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Twist ending: David is the husband’s name.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
Twist ending: There's no David in the family.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Twist Ending: The friend's name is David.

e;fb dammit Cyrano

tribbledirigible has a new favorite as of 21:30 on Jul 10, 2020

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/YVq2uwG.gifv

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https://i.imgur.com/58zGyif.gifv

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




https://i.imgur.com/5CAQLfL.mp4

The New York Times
Mar 2, 2013

Call
1-800-NYTIMES for FREE home delivery
Twist ending: David is their chef

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Is that the Hamburglar in a Legionarres Helmet?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Ottawa senators are a hockey club in Canada. They use a Roman senator as their logo (mostly, other times it's just a gaping vag). Goalie Andrew Hammond hopped off the bench to go on literally one of the most insane and out of nowhere tears by any athlete ever and got them into the playoffs and an overtime goal away from the championship. He was given the nic name hamburger (Ottawa is a mix of French and English but I assure you it makes sense). He became such a sensation that fans started throwing McDonald's burgers at him at the end of games. I think he got free burgers for life from a local McDonald's or something.

E: robble robble

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 22:00 on Jul 10, 2020

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Oh, and his good buddy Curtis Lazar (great hockey name) took an adorable bite of one. Hockey players are weird.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Cocaine Bear posted:

Ottawa senators are a hockey club in Canada. They use a Roman senator as their logo (mostly, other times it's just a gaping vag). Goalie Andrew Hammond hopped off the bench to go on literally one of the most insane and out of nowhere tears by any athlete ever and got them into the playoffs and an overtime goal away from the championship. He was given the nic name hamburger (Ottawa is a mix of French and English but I assure you it makes sense). He became such a sensation that fans started throwing McDonald's burgers at him at the end of games. I think he got free burgers for life from a local McDonald's or something.

E: robble robble

Oh that didn't say "vaping gag"

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Cyrano4747 posted:

Twist ending: David is the husband’s name.

Twist reversal twist: They live alone

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Cocaine Bear posted:

Ottawa senators are a hockey club in Canada. They use a Roman senator as their logo (mostly, other times it's just a gaping vag). Goalie Andrew Hammond hopped off the bench to go on literally one of the most insane and out of nowhere tears by any athlete ever and got them into the playoffs and an overtime goal away from the championship. He was given the nic name hamburger (Ottawa is a mix of French and English but I assure you it makes sense). He became such a sensation that fans started throwing McDonald's burgers at him at the end of games. I think he got free burgers for life from a local McDonald's or something.

E: robble robble

The free burgers for life thing is probably true. They love doing that since it's good PR. You get a card that you can present at any US McD and get as much food as you want.
Donald Turnip has claimed that he is one of those people, but twice I have seen people who claim to be employed there check the database and he's obviously not in it.

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Wasn't it supposed to be Rupert Murdoch but less evil?

Yeah steve jobs wasn't even back in charge of Apple when Tomorrow Never Dies came out

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