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You see that poster over there? He just got out of solitary after shivving Genesplicer with a rusty one-liner. After that, the rest of the mods started beating us with sixers if we posted anything even resembling a small bart. Quiet, here comes Literally a Person. Don't let him sit here. Think's hes too good for a checkbox poll and forces others to "select one", what a wuss.
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havent seen literally a person in a week. i think the magnet boots keeping him from being able to walk fast have malfunctioned and trapped him in his cell
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Jul 11, 2020 03:24
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gary oldmans diary posted:havent seen literally a person in a week. i think the magnet boots keeping him from being able to walk fast have malfunctioned and trapped him in his cell i shank you like a bitch
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sorry bug your thread died already
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gary oldmans diary posted:havent seen literally a person in a week. i think the magnet boots keeping him from being able to walk fast have malfunctioned and trapped him in his cell You'd get stabbed the first day narc (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 11, 2020 03:25
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I been in and out of kitty jail most of my life. Leeched my first images when I was ten. Started downloading warez after that. Then you get into the heavy poo poo. I'm doing a stretch for mod sass, parole in five years. *looks at guard, looks at clock, looks at scared-straight posters from other platforms* Uh. Stay in school, I guess?
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Jul 11, 2020 03:25
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*uses the fight to trade 69 grams of cursed images for a redtext*
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Jul 11, 2020 03:26
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*whispers in your ear* gently caress the mods, pass it on
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I forget how many weeks it's been since I've heard a new fish shout im gay. It's been too long. Turnaround is getting longer and longer. Feel like they're just gonna forget we're down here eventually. I learned how to wittle from a guy a few cells down and I'm whittling a little dick butt. He'll keep me company. I miss everyone.
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Jul 11, 2020 03:26
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im conducting clandestine urine experiments in my cell
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Jul 11, 2020 03:27
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Anyway you pansies in here for just a sixer? Lemme tell you about a ban and thirty and how my goon lawyer hosed me!!
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Jul 11, 2020 03:27
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Is in cybermax goontentiary, it's a note from another inmate slipped to me by a guard it's gary oldman's diary talking poo poo for no good reason.
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Jul 11, 2020 03:28
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I'll trade an avatar for a pack of smokes
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Jul 11, 2020 03:28
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I like to think the last thing that went through burt sexual's head, other than that bullet, was "turn on your monitor lol"
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Jul 11, 2020 03:31
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Heard the mods snuck a "Gary Oldmans Diary" into the block to try and get info on our posting ring. Probably maxing out his reports right now!
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Jul 11, 2020 03:32
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im tellin ya, this guy sings like a canary what? nah, don't know him. you askin me a lot of questions, guy. end'a story. scram.
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Jul 11, 2020 03:33
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gary oldmans diary has no dessert privileges and their conjugal visits always end in blue balls
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Jul 11, 2020 03:34
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nyeah i hear derpies stalks women nyeah \ 
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Jul 11, 2020 03:34
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I'm just visiting With a cake There is a file in the cake. The file is hello.jpg
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Jul 11, 2020 03:34
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*gets sent to solitary for a month for asking a mod if he 'works at home op'* *jerks off into own face since somebody has to keep an eye on me at all times anyway. goatses in the direction of the cameras* *pulls down pants, butt up against the wall, posts and smears letters spelling out "im gay"* buglord fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 11, 2020 |
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Jul 11, 2020 03:35
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LUNCH THREAD MEATLOAF loving AGAIN
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Jul 11, 2020 03:35
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The Great Republic of Roma's Delegate comes in to see how America does their prison system and is sickened by the number of goons in here.
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Jul 11, 2020 03:36
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Quiet down in there *hits baton against various things*
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Jul 11, 2020 03:36
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Chinatown posted:LUNCH THREAD I'll trade you some prison ramen burritos for a gang tag
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Jul 11, 2020 03:37
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GUARDS KNEW
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Jul 11, 2020 03:37
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Quiet down in there *hits baton against various things* ive got a thing for your baton
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Jul 11, 2020 03:37
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Sid Vicious posted:nyeah i hear derpies stalks women nyeah Look I told you my lawyer hosed me !!
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Jul 11, 2020 03:39
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I'm diggin a secret hole but it's not to escape or nothin, I just need a place for my extra air
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Jul 11, 2020 03:40
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I'm the prison itself, all the guards and inmates are inside me, thus loving me 24/7
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Jul 11, 2020 03:40
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HGB? Yeah 'es a pig but he doesn't act like 'es better than the rest of us sad sacks. He aight, sometimes tells me about life outside the Awful Septic Tank. Got another letter from insectking. he wants us to move to PYF once i'm out of here next year. *sniff*, im gonna pop the big question to him the day im out. don't be like me and leave your honey out in the real world alone.
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Jul 11, 2020 03:42
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm the prison itself, all the guards and inmates are inside me, thus loving me 24/7 except for Gary Oldmans Diary who is reporting you for loving in jail to the guards
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Jul 11, 2020 03:42
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm the prison itself, all the guards and inmates are inside me, thus loving me 24/7 get this idea to Will Wright
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Jul 11, 2020 03:43
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i made a chess set out of toilet paper and i made a knife out of toilet paper and i made a gun out of toilet paper and then i made a pickaxe out of toilet paper and escaped from the prison. AMA
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Jul 11, 2020 03:56
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Sup shorttimers
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Jul 11, 2020 03:57
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Hell Yeah posted:i made a chess set out of toilet paper and i made a knife out of toilet paper and i made a gun out of toilet paper and then i made a pickaxe out of toilet paper and escaped from the prison. AMA why do you still hang out in the bathroom
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Jul 11, 2020 04:01
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JK Fresco posted:Sup shorttimers Oh poo poo this guys on at least 2 life sentences
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Jul 11, 2020 04:01
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The screws keep adding years every time they see a new racist tattoo
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Statutory Ape posted:why do you still hang out in the bathroom you can take the poop out of the butt, but you'll never take the butt out of the man.
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