An Open Letter To Rich Kyanka

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Dear Richard,

I am an adult baby and I have made a stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I love how it squishes between my butt cheeks and between my legs. I would like for you to come change my diapey. Please come take my adult diapey off and wipe my rear end and clean it and throw my stinky poops away.

When you arrive to change my nasty diapey, please remember to call me a bad baby and spank me a little bit. Raise your voice a little and tell me I'm a gross child and that I should act my age and stop pooping like a baby. Get into a real huff as you change me and tell me I'll never be a man. Then drop your jeans (important-- JEANS) and show me your succulent bare rear end. Then put it right up into my face and give me a dry whiny fart. Make me breathe it in and when I cough you should laugh and say that huffing fart air will put hair on my baby chest. Then bend over the changey bed and let me drool down into your butt crack, my pearls of saliva dripping down and covering every grey and black pube in your butt. Keep farting for me while I do this.

Forever your bad baby,

WM

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:04

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Riotgrrill: Sep 3, 2004

ground floor

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:06

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

i expected goatse but this is worse

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:06

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

Can I do this?....

Wizard Master

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:07

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Internetjack posted:

Can I do this?....

Wizard Master

god it's like watching young Michael Jordan

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:09

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Posting in an epic bread, voted 5

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:16

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Hoo boy.

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:17

Daikloktos: Jan 1, 2020; by Cyrano4747

I'm glad I clicked this thread and got to see the idea of poo poo, which is funny to me

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:24

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:24

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Mrs. Sexual posted:

In

gently caress off burt

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:28

MackAddie: Jul 10, 2001

# ? Jul 11, 2020 06:37

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Dell_Zincht posted:

gently caress off burt

# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:13

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I feel like I've read this before

# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:18

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Wizard Master posted:

Dear Richard,

I am an adult baby and I have made a stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I love how it squishes between my butt cheeks and between my legs. I would like for you to come change my diapey. Please come take my adult diapey off and wipe my rear end and clean it and throw my stinky poops away.

When you arrive to change my nasty diapey, please remember to call me a bad baby and spank me a little bit. Raise your voice a little and tell me I'm a gross child and that I should act my age and stop pooping like a baby. Get into a real huff as you change me and tell me I'll never be a man. Then drop your jeans (important-- JEANS) and show me your succulent bare rear end. Then put it right up into my face and give me a dry whiny fart. Make me breathe it in and when I cough you should laugh and say that huffing fart air will put hair on my baby chest. Then bend over the changey bed and let me drool down into your butt crack, my pearls of saliva dripping down and covering every grey and black pube in your butt. Keep farting for me while I do this.

Forever your bad baby,

WM

same

# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:32

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

_WI^ZA_RD ^MA_ST^ER

# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:43

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

# ? Jul 11, 2020 10:13

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I prefer your earlier gimmicks WM.

# ? Jul 11, 2020 10:22

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

meh

# ? Jul 11, 2020 10:24

90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

3/5 no pacifiers or bottles involved

# ? Jul 11, 2020 10:44

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

WM more than a week late on the kyanka sucks train

# ? Jul 11, 2020 10:51

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

wizard master

# ? Jul 11, 2020 11:44

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHKkeXaJdxs

# ? Jul 11, 2020 11:47

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

I read it all even though my brain kept telling me to stop.

:five:

# ? Jul 11, 2020 11:56

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Dell_Zincht posted:

gently caress off burt

Burt how much did your wife like you sharing someone else�s nudes?

# ? Jul 11, 2020 12:44

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

I find this humorous

# ? Jul 11, 2020 13:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This is kinda weird, I guess.

# ? Jul 11, 2020 13:11