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Slumpy
July 8th, 2009:

Subway promotes Wagyu beef to be served at participating Subway locations to draw in crowds. However, it was later found there was only one participating location in a not exactly known location in the Yellowstone national forest, protected by several armed guards.

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cda

by Hand Knit
September 11th 2001

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hello friend


cda posted:

September 11th 2001

drat boys this is gonna be our biggest live album ever! and the cover art is so loving cool



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Prof. Crocodile

Michael Jordan's birthday

*crossposting from 'Great Moments in Jerk History" thread*

Escape From Noise

Papa John does a Livestream tour of the mansion pizza built moving only by the grease he constantly excretes.

nut

cda posted:

September 11th 2001

honestly threw me off from buying two really tall buildings

old friend


Relentless coca cola product placement throughout this feature-length porno of a mountaineer jacking off a yeti

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo

Goons Are Gifts


Prof. Crocodile


:iceburn:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

old friend posted:

Relentless coca cola product placement throughout this feature-length porno of a mountaineer jacking off a yeti

nut

when the bananas in pajamas started coming down the stairs armed with remingtons

Macnult

behavioral analytics that examine how long you’re willing to tolerate an ad before skipping. did you say the “gently caress” word when the ad appeared? did it make you angry? does m’lord not wanna come play?

FutonForensic

i'm matthew pepsi and i'm here to announce crystal pepsi, the only soft drink made with ★microscopic gems★


Manifisto


burger king legal department approves selling something called an "impossible burger" on the grounds that when a customer orders one, the cashier can just sort of shrug


ty nesamdoom!

nut

really big tech deck

Snow Cone Capone


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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



World's best apology

Slumpy
Constantly losing to those ads that dare me not to cum, they're honestly very difficult not to cum to

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Slumpy posted:

Constantly losing to those ads that dare me not to cum, they're honestly very difficult not to cum to

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