It's my 65th goddamn birthday and retirement party.

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Medicare for everyone, not just geezers. This poll is closed.
big fuckin deal	39	11.68%
gently caress you OP	37	11.08%
gently caress the police	91	27.25%
gently caress trump	83	24.85%
gently caress lowtax	84	25.15%
Total:	129 votes

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

I'm really not much in a party mood right now though.

It's too drat early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee or breakfast yet, and the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

ok, now i feel better. party on.

here's a little retirement poem:

OH! I have slipped the surly bonds of employment
and danced the leisure on pension-silvered wings.
AARPward I've climbed and joined the sedate mirth of sun-tanned geezers - and not done a hundred things you have to do - relaxed and snoozed and napped in Sunday silence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrF__B0RuqE

boogie fuckin woogie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPW-MGnR5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0z5hcCUoA

retirement lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i62GnQoo0

grampaw rock and stuff:

dee eight fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jul 13, 2020

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:18

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:22

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

happy birthday and sorry that i came in the cake

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:21

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

TheAardvark posted:

happy birthday and sorry that i came in the cake

mods, add a poll option gently caress the cake plz

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:28

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

dee eight posted:

I'm really not much in a party mood right now though.

It's too drat early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee or breakfast yet, and the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

retirement from what

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:30

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

teach us a boomer secret, O wizened one

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:36

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Happy birthday old goon.

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:39

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Slippery posted:

retirement from what

work, sort of

i got my first job when i was 12 years old and having some money got to be a habit so i got some other jobs and eventually wrapped myself up in golden chains p good

i did take a break for a while in my 50s and did like a retirement dry run and it sucked p hard because no money so i got another job again and then i got old enough to social security and medicare so this time it should be a little better

e: updated occupation in my profile

dee eight fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Jul 12, 2020

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:39

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

It's a big deal and I don't wanna gently caress you so I voted for the other 3, sorry for your loss OP.

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:44

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jeza posted:

teach us a boomer secret, O wizened one

boomers don't have secrets they talk too drat much and mostly about poo poo that doesn't matter

# ? Jul 12, 2020 13:44

Teketeketeketeke: Mar 11, 2007

Cat drugs are forever though, right? Happy birthday!

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:03

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

I'm not gonna retire. I'm going to work till I'm 69, then spend the last two weeks of that year doing every drug before I OD on heroin. If the biosphere collapses before then I'll go with it.

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:09

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Teketeketeketeke posted:

Cat drugs are forever though, right? Happy birthday!

yeah, that's my retirement hobby and beer money :3:

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:10

Don't Ask: Nov 28, 2002

Oh wow I bought some :catdrugs:

from you years ago. Happy birthday old man.

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:13

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Hell loving yeah happy birthday you old son of a bitch

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:14

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

happy drat birthday :catdrugs:

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:24

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Sid Vicious posted:

Hell loving yeah happy birthday you old son of a bitch

thanks sid

you're the mod of my dreams

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:25

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

dee eight posted:

mods, add a poll option gently caress the cake plz

gently caress the cake
gently caress it a little bit
let me fill it with cream
gently caress the cake
well, just a little bit
baby, you know what I mean

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:26

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

Happy birthday. :toot:

Did you get any nice presents?

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:27

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Happy birthday, do a bunch of lsd

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:27

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

now you can play MMORPG's all day

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:30

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

bitterandtwisted posted:

Happy birthday.
Did you get any nice presents?

mrs d8 got me some new jeans but i don't really need more stuff

500excf type r posted:

Happy birthday, do a bunch of lsd

i'm gonna smoke some weed later, did enough trippin in my youth thanks anyway

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:31

The Breakfast Sampler: Jan 1, 2006

right on, forget work. that sounds like the greatest gift of all

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:41

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Just four more years and it all kicks off

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:45

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :toot:

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:53

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

ok, breakfast and coffee consumed, let the wild rumpus begin!

i hired a band

https://i.imgur.com/r2F9N0o.mp4

gonna tap a hogshead of old frothingslosh after noon, stick around

dee eight fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jul 12, 2020

# ? Jul 12, 2020 14:55

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Happy birthday to ya!

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:08

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

GOONGRADULATIONS GOON SIR

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:11

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

Happy birthday!!! I am eating pizza for breakfast but I didn't buy enough for everybody. Sorry

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:16

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Hey yo,

That's fuckin awesome and I hope you're proud of yourself (like in a real way not a sarcastic parent yelling way) today, and legit take time to smile at the world and fist bump yourself.
Nice fuckin job, my man. Nice fuckin job.

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:32

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

gently caress

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:38

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Cowman posted:

gently caress

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:41

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

dee eight posted:

I'm really not much in a party mood right now though.

It's too drat early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee or breakfast yet, and the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

I'm glad there's someone older than me here! Hope you have plenty more good birthdays.

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:51

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

Happy birthday dee eight!
Gonna pick up any new retirement hobbies?

# ? Jul 12, 2020 16:00

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Internetjack posted:

Happy birthday dee eight!
Gonna pick up any new retirement hobbies?

prob nothing really new. i might start playing chess again or go back and play some old fave nes and snes games

i loved solar jetman and don't remember if i got all the parts for the golden warp ship or not

\/\/\/\/ crates full of easter island heads!

dee eight fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jul 12, 2020

# ? Jul 12, 2020 16:03

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

oh my god solar Jetman

# ? Jul 12, 2020 16:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

DickParasite posted:

I'm not gonna retire. I'm going to work till I'm 69, then spend the last two weeks of that year doing every drug before I OD on heroin. If the biosphere collapses before then I'll go with it.

Happy birthday op!!
Smoke some catnip or whatever you do

# ? Jul 12, 2020 16:26

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