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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


that's a LEMKË

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Schrödinger's child

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Oh not much, what is this a missing child with you?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It’s missing something.. :thunk: .. :thunkher: .. style. :hmmyes:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I think that's a cabinet, OP. But don't quote me on that. It might be a nightstand or a cupboard.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Haha I dont understand this at all

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i dont see how the child in the picture is missing

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gary oldmans diary posted:

i dont see how the child in the picture is missing

It's dead and died. It died because it was terribly ugly. Early onset SIDS. Pathetic if you ask me.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

he's referencing a conspiracy theory where people found expensive mispriced cabinets on a furniture site with weird names and people think its secretly a child smuggling operation where you are actually buying a kid

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Caesar Saladin posted:

he's referencing a conspiracy theory where people found expensive mispriced cabinets on a furniture site with weird names and people think its secretly a child smuggling operation where you are actually buying a kid

It’s pizzagate but for interior decorating and I’m being 100 percent serious as a heart attack rn.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'd be pretty miffed if i bought a piece of furniture online and got a kid instead

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Caesar Saladin posted:

he's referencing a conspiracy theory where people found expensive mispriced cabinets on a furniture site with weird names and people think its secretly a child smuggling operation where you are actually buying a kid

:eyepop:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I mean it was some dumb Facebook poo poo but when I saw the names all matched missing minors I was like hey wow uhh woah yikes honk honk check please

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Dell_Zincht posted:

Schrödinger's child

They had some good hits back in the early 2000s

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

I mean it was some dumb Facebook poo poo but when I saw the names all matched missing minors I was like hey wow uhh woah yikes honk honk check please

i dunno, my bedside tables are part of the Madeleine McCann collection so its not that weird

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Bean Dinner

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.newsweek.com/wayfair-child-trafficking-conspiracy-theory-cabinets-scandal-1517013

quote:

PrincessPeach1987, who declined to reveal their non-redditor identity, described themselves as "involved in a local organization that helps victims of human trafficking," which has led her to be "suspicious most of the time now." They characterized their Reddit post as less of a direct accusation and more of an effort to "see if anyone else had more details."

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

kazr posted:

Bean Dinner

Teen Dinner Table

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


how much for the child OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ok are you telling me not to trust facebook or what. mank snickers bridge has so much money why would he lie

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lol at the manufacturer of $12,000 cabinets for the rich being owned by conspiracy theory idiots.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Miss posted:

how much for the child OP
i dont like where this prophecy is going

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



oh I get it now there's a dead missing child inside that vase right

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard
You could just look at the shipping costs, flying a 12 year old across the Atlantic and back is about 40% cheaper than a one-way trip for say a nice mid-century wall-mounted shelving unit. More likely to arrive in one piece too.

Nutapii
Jun 24, 2020

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Is this a missing child?
Username/post combo

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

quote:

Subsequent elaborations on the theory included a user review on the Wayfair website for a previously unrelated, $5,000 fireproof filing cabinet, which included a 2016 user review from someone in Walnut Creek, California. The San Francisco exurb, with a population of more than 70,000, was also the location of a February arrest for human trafficking, child pornography and attempted kidnapping, which was allegedly connected to a wider child sex trafficking ring. "Walnut Sauce" is also an alleged code word central to Pizzagate conspiracy theories.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
What the gently caress does the review say? :pwn:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Declined to reveal their identity 'cuz they're not involved in any local organizations at all.

They're either trolling, or it's another crazy Q-tard thinking that sitting on the internet all day posting bullshit to social media is "being involved in an organization that that helps victims of human trafficking." :jerkbag:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't lend much credenza to the 'missing child' theory.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I ordered a "Jaelynn" rug from Home Depot for $40 so just lol at those being ripped off for 15k

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Is this a missing child?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Is this a missing child?



He's clearly with his dad and biological father.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Furniture so overpriced its plausible they crammed a human being in it to justify 15k on a filing cabinet

God wayfair sucks

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm ashamed that I knew what this thread was going to be about before I even clicked on it.
My cousin's boyfriend is all in to this poo poo.

Would it be bad to post up ads on Kijiji or wherever the gently caress people sell lovely used cars these days, and give them kid's names and price lovely cavaliers, sunfires and other beat up piles of poo poo with prices in the tens of thousands to troll these people?

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 12, 2020

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

wesleywillis posted:

Would it be bad to post up ads on Kijiji or wherever the gently caress people sell lovely used cars these days, and give them kid's names and price lovely cavaliers, sunfires and other beat up piles of poo poo with prices in the tens of thousands to troll these people?

A group of them would find you and beat you to death. These people are not sane.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Yeah sure like I’ll tell you, Jeffrey Dahmer

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




wesleywillis posted:

I'm ashamed that I knew what this thread was going to be about before I even clicked on it.
My cousin's boyfriend is all in to this poo poo.

Would it be bad to post up ads on Kijiji or wherever the gently caress people sell lovely used cars these days, and give them kid's names and price lovely cavaliers, sunfires and other beat up piles of poo poo with prices in the tens of thousands to troll these people?

BigBadSteve posted:

A group of them would find you and beat you to death. These people are not sane.

Yeah... this would end very badly in multiple unintended ways.

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