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Is that Jon Lovitz melting next to Luke?
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Jul 9, 2020 19:34
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It is indeed.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:54
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EL BROMANCE posted:There's lots that can be talked about but I'm just going to say CHORD OVERSTREET, which I've decided to pronounce with the H and not like the musical pronunciation. lol i did the exact same thing before i saw your comment
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Jul 9, 2020 19:57
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I also did the same but probably because I immediately assumed he was part of this roster
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Jul 9, 2020 20:04
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Every time I see that image it takes me about 3 or 4 people to work out decisively if it's the real one or the gag one.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:06
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 well this looks real dumb  impressively uninspiring  oh sweet, a new x-men movie. nooot  the man inside me soft reboot?  very cool  gimp man?  that tagline, though.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:08
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Taintrunner posted:
Uh-oh  I wonder if it's just a pure comic book adaptation or if they're going to try to ape Bava at all. If so, good loving luck folks.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:30
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Haha had no idea they were remaking Danger: Diabolik.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:34
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Going just off the poster, I'm guessing the plot is that it's a sci-fi story where you can get a genetically modified perfect spouse, but if you don't like them you have a time period in which you can have them taken back and destroyed? or maybe it's a dystopia where people are matched based on their genes but if they don't have a kid within a set amount of time, they're killed? I got all the pieces but I can't put them together
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Jul 9, 2020 20:39
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“Who are you married to?” Hopefully not the 11-year-old boy on that poster because that is illegal in most of the world.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:58
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That doesn't look anything like John Malkovich. Also that's Colin Farrell's face but that's definitely not his head. You can see the seam.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:58
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muscles like this! posted:That doesn't look anything like John Malkovich. Also that's Colin Farrell's face but that's definitely not his head. You can see the seam. John Malkovich is the guy on the left, not the right.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:07
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Tim Whatley posted:I also did the same but probably because I immediately assumed he was part of this roster I’ve seen this version and the real one, I’ve googled the event and the venue, and I still have no idea what this is actually for.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:13
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muscles like this! posted:That doesn't look anything like John Malkovich. Also that's Colin Farrell's face but that's definitely not his head. You can see the seam. I knew Colin Farrel's head wasn't that... deep.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:18
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What did I do today? not much, googled "Colin Farrell head profile" to figure out if that really is his head on the poster for AVA One can never be sure of such things but I believe that is Colin Farrell's head
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Jul 9, 2020 21:23
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Gripweed posted:Going just off the poster, I'm guessing the plot is that it's a sci-fi story where you can get a genetically modified perfect spouse, but if you don't like them you have a time period in which you can have them taken back and destroyed? The plot is him fighting with customer support claiming the return window should start on delivery and not purchase.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:29
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FINALLY an answer to the question: that stuid is coming. And soon.
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Jul 9, 2020 22:21
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Gripweed posted:What did I do today? not much, googled "Colin Farrell head profile" to figure out if that really is his head on the poster for AVA Can I make a request for the next head?
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Jul 9, 2020 23:17
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Harrowing.
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Jul 9, 2020 23:49
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Detective No. 27 posted:Harrowing. It took
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Jul 9, 2020 23:56
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Gripweed posted:Going just off the poster, I'm guessing the plot is that it's a sci-fi story where you can get a genetically modified perfect spouse, but if you don't like them you have a time period in which you can have them taken back and destroyed? I'm getting a very boring vibe, so I'm assuming it's "woman marries the male version of a black-widow, but it's sci-fi" Side note: can't Google anything black-widow related without getting Marvel poo poo!
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Jul 10, 2020 10:27
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Gripweed posted:Going just off the poster, I'm guessing the plot is that it's a sci-fi story where you can get a genetically modified perfect spouse, but if you don't like them you have a time period in which you can have them taken back and destroyed? Solar Tornado posted:I'm getting a very boring vibe, so I'm assuming it's "woman marries the male version of a black-widow, but it's sci-fi" According to the synopsis I can find, they are a newly-married couple getting paid a lot of money to live in a technologically-advanced but very isolated house for their honeymoon by some shady tech company.
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Jul 10, 2020 11:00
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The MSJ posted:According to the synopsis I can find, they are a newly-married couple getting paid a lot of money to live in a technologically-advanced but very isolated house for their honeymoon by some shady tech company. that sucks so much
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Jul 10, 2020 12:24
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Unless there is some Shyamalan twist to the end, that synopsis doesn't fit the tagline or literally anything else in that poster!
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Jul 10, 2020 12:51
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The trailer implies there will be twists about the nature of their marriage that presumably tie into that DNA theme in the poster.
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Jul 10, 2020 14:44
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Sir Kodiak posted:The trailer implies there will be twists about the nature of their marriage that presumably tie into that DNA theme in the poster. It's really a long-form advertisement for 23andme.
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Jul 10, 2020 14:50
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Sir Kodiak posted:The trailer implies there will be twists about the nature of their marriage that presumably tie into that DNA theme in the poster. The twist is incest, calling it
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Jul 10, 2020 14:55
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Waffleman_ posted:The twist is incest, calling it Dude, you say that all the time!
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Jul 10, 2020 16:19
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Waffleman_ posted:The twist is incest, calling it The crossed out people in the background are the guy's previous spouses, who were killed when it was discovered that they weren't related to him.
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Jul 10, 2020 16:40
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Taintrunner posted:
Dude looks like this meme kid got his first acting role but they made him shave. 
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Jul 13, 2020 00:57
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Sad news, it has been officially confirmed that The 6 Ultra Brothers vs. the Monster Army, also known as Hanuman vs. 7 Ultraman, reedited and extremely illegally rereleased as Space Warriors 2000, will never be made available in America.   
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Jul 13, 2020 01:13
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Danger: Diabolik rules. It's basically a Batman film if instead of being a vigilante Batman was a thief and a terrorist whose sole goal is embarrassing the police.
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Jul 13, 2020 01:16
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Supersonic Shine posted:Weird that they're adapting that one dating sim where the heroine gets abused by a bunch of pretty vampire boys. Very few people will appreciate this, but I want you to know that I do.
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Jul 13, 2020 01:18
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Wow, what the hell happened to Jessica Chastain's career?
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Jul 13, 2020 01:39
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Marin Karin posted:Very few people will appreciate this, but I want you to know that I do. you're not the only one here who watches terrible anime, I one hundred percent got that too and it makes me sad because Diabolik, the Italian proto-Batman, is a thousand times better than Diabolik Lovers, the lovely vampire-abuse anime, and the latter should not be more well known than the former in any sane and decent universe
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Jul 13, 2020 01:43
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GrandpaPants posted:Wow, what the hell happened to Jessica Chastain's career? IT Chapter 2 was so bad it killed her career
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Jul 13, 2020 02:03
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oldpainless posted:IT Chapter 2 was so bad it killed her career Hmm yes, a film that made almost $500 million off a budget of $80 million, that got OK reviews. A career killer if there ever was one. She's got about 3 in the pipeline, and is doing well for an actress that is 40+. Her career is fine.
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