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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Would you mind linking the old one?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851602

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:42

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Antivehicular posted:

Nah, I think this is kind of how moms work in the family-cat-adoption process: Dad says no, Mom makes it happen, Dad very reluctantly allows it, Dad immediately bonds with cat and they become inseparable

Yep, except for the saying "no" part. My husband is definitely the cat (Jareth)'s favorite, and he's very fond of Jareth.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 01:33

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

thread:

https://twitter.com/OptimoPrincipi/status/1281534833320222721

# ? Jul 13, 2020 01:38

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Is your cat named after the goblin king?

# ? Jul 13, 2020 01:38

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

chitoryu12 posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851602

This is wonderful. (tucks up for an afternoon's read)

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Is your cat named after the goblin king?

He is! His shelter name was "Jared", and just no.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 01:38

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Inceltown posted:

thread:

https://twitter.com/OptimoPrincipi/status/1281534833320222721

Pro-click.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 02:10

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

This is wonderful. (tucks up for an afternoon's read)

He is! His shelter name was "Jared", and just no.

Jared is a loving hilarious name for a cat.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:07

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1280180685366595587?s=20

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1280180685366595587?s=20

It's a good thing I don't own a gun because this is the closest I've ever felt to wanting to blow my own head off.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:15

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:19

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1282386278109995009

Monica is a great follow on twitter btw

Memento has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Jul 13, 2020

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:46

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/raeudiger/status/1282375633415348225?s=20

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:58

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Doc Hawkins posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujuGKvMSeWA

# ? Jul 13, 2020 04:02

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1280180685366595587?s=20

I couldn't find it but around 2017 I remember Wil Wheaton or some other turbo nerd tweeting in response to Trump's Muslim ban where he mentioned JK Rowling in the tweet and said it was time to assemble Hogwarts and fight the dementors or something insanely bad like this. It makes me cringe to this day and has aged poorly for several reasons.

Content

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1282171931987513344?s=19

# ? Jul 13, 2020 04:05

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1282386278109995009

Monica is a great follow on twitter btw

Oh poo poo she retweeted the incel/excel Venn diagram from the meme thread

# ? Jul 13, 2020 04:22

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Snowy posted:

Oh poo poo she retweeted the incel/excel Venn diagram from the meme thread

Grizzled old man busts through the doors at the saloon, brushes dust of his should and says 'SA still got it'

# ? Jul 13, 2020 04:38

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

This sounds like the start of a pitch on Shark Tank or something
https://twitter.com/twogenevdabs/status/1282364689494794242

# ? Jul 13, 2020 04:41

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/mickthetaig/status/1282352389207592961?s=20

# ? Jul 13, 2020 05:04

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1282376398242410496?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2020 06:00

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Arsenic Lupin posted:

One time when my husband had a dinner meeting I took the kids out to Baskin Robbins for supper. Peak experience all around. And come to think, I once went shopping with my son after my husband said "buy yourself something nice", and came home with a rescue kitten. (I did call to get his reluctant buy-in first.)

I am a Bad Mother.

One time I got home from elementary school when my mom was out of town and my dad had left work early because, and I quote, "you're a man now; it's time you see Conan the Barbarian." We rented the VHS from Hollywood Video and it kicked rear end.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 06:29

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

and then in high school he put a woman in your cage? :v:

# ? Jul 13, 2020 07:46

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/matchafrosting/status/1282474729794764800?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2020 08:14

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

One time I got home from elementary school when my mom was out of town and my dad had left work early because, and I quote, "you're a man now; it's time you see Conan the Barbarian." We rented the VHS from Hollywood Video and it kicked rear end.

Was this an aberration, or do you have a super cool dad?

# ? Jul 13, 2020 08:18

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Was this an aberration, or do you have a super cool dad?

The next day he left a note saying "I have nothing more to teach you" and disappeared forever :v:

# ? Jul 13, 2020 10:38

nexus6: Sep 2, 2011; If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/DamonBurg/status/1282316351831302144

This but for almost every Twitter meme

# ? Jul 13, 2020 11:28

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/Rivers_Hellfire/status/1282304218695688193

# ? Jul 13, 2020 12:51

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Was this an aberration, or do you have a super cool dad?

It became a tradition. When mom went out of town (because her mother's health was in rapid decline) we'd have a money night. Also he's a super cool dad.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 15:12

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheScottCharles/status/1282661556636069889

# ? Jul 13, 2020 15:15

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/stelleom/status/1282199653304471553

# ? Jul 13, 2020 15:26

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheScottCharles/status/1282661556636069889

How old is that article, because that man does not look 28.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 15:38

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Captain Monkey posted:

How old is that article, because that man does not look 28.

If Peter Stella�s tweet can be trusted, 1994

# ? Jul 13, 2020 15:41

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/momoiro_usahi/status/1282504401727262721?s=20

# ? Jul 13, 2020 16:30

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1282684101280096256

# ? Jul 13, 2020 16:33

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/BernieTranders/status/1282605832077705216

# ? Jul 13, 2020 16:50

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1282714116122181636?s=20

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:33

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/floozyesq/status/1282699451874844672

https://twitter.com/ModeledBehavior/status/1282468511995113472

https://twitter.com/zachheltzel/status/1282491411477061632

https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/status/1282354263167954949

https://twitter.com/alecrobbins/status/1282480161904943104

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:50

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Kenning posted:

Jared is a loving hilarious name for a cat.

This was in 2009, so it wasn't yet.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 18:11

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1282751300334243844

# ? Jul 13, 2020 20:03

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1282224087587328000

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/BuyErasers/status/1282424774262693889

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