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Let's go inconvenience the Wizard of Oz! I have a crippling addiction to marijuana, and I hear the Wizard of Oz can give me something to help me with my personal problems, so I was going to go and bother him and make him fix me. Does anyone else wanna come along, and if so- what do you want the Wizard to help you with? 
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I'll join you! there's nothing I enjoy more than inconveniencing wizards. I am endlessly beset by biting and stinging insects, especially mosquitoes. I would like some sort of truce with mosquitokind such that they do not bite me or buzz in my ears, and I will not ruthlessly swat them when I can. this seems reasonable and fair. failing that, I would like all mosquitoes to be destroyed, forever.
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Jul 13, 2020 02:34
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I've had an erection for over 4 hours and I don't know who else to call, so
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If you really want to inconvenience him let's OSHA inspect his castle for safety compliance, the yellow brick road seems safe, but I wonder what he's hiding, does he have a wizarding licence? Perhaps this virgin "wizard" would have some faster ram for my rig. |
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Jul 13, 2020 12:47
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wanna get the wizard to make that rear end clap |
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Jul 13, 2020 12:57
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Manifisto posted:I'll join you! there's nothing I enjoy more than inconveniencing wizards. ♪♫I think it would be neat To have on hand some deet For those bugs around your head I'm not judgin' i'm just sayin' Maybe the wizard has some spray and We can make those skeeters dead!♪♫ Doctor Dogballs posted:I've had an erection for over 4 hours and I don't know who else to call, so ♪♫Well I think that it'd be kinky, If my dick were like a Slinky, I could swing it around my head! I can see by your inflection That you've been stuck with that erection And want a limp one instead!♪♫ Quaint Quail Quilt posted:If you really want to inconvenience him let's OSHA inspect his castle for safety compliance, the yellow brick road seems safe, but I wonder what he's hiding, does he have a wizarding licence? ♪♫This won't be a vacation, Looking around for violations, To building and safety codes! You'd better have a license If you use magic for violence Because that poo poo has gotten old!♪♫ old friend posted:wanna get the wizard to make that rear end clap ♪♫We'd better get to work then To see the wizard twerkin' And make them buttocks clap Is his rear large and meaty Can it slap it to the beat Or is it just bees in a trap?♪♫ https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 13, 2020 17:50
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Hey, look! Up ahead is a magic forest- let's go check it out!
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Jul 13, 2020 17:53
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sorry my insurance only covers me for travel on yellow brick roads |
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Jul 13, 2020 18:20
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:lovely songs ♪♫ it's a musical!  Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Hey, look! Up ahead is a magic forest- let's go check it out! hmm, if it's magic, it might be something other than a forest. I cast "detect forest," using up 1000gp of material components in the process
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Jul 13, 2020 18:32
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Is there any fruit on those trees? I would go for some fruit. Or at least some dried banana chips. |
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Jul 13, 2020 19:05
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Manifisto posted:♪♫ it's a musical! Manifisto reaches into his pocket and begins furiously lobbing gold pieces and valuable looking objects at the forest, screaming "WHAT ARE YOU! WHAT ARE YOU!" It's still a forest, but all the glowing red eyes staring back at you now convince you that it's haunted. Ice Phisherman posted:Is there any fruit on those trees? I would go for some fruit. Or at least some dried banana chips. A lone tree shambles out of the forest toward you, walking slowly as if in pain. "Help! Help me! I am overburdened with fruit!" A fruit-laden apple tree stand before you, the expression on its face pained and troubled. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 13, 2020 19:14
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Manifisto reaches into his pocket and begins furiously lobbing gold pieces and valuable looking objects at the forest, screaming "WHAT ARE YOU! WHAT ARE YOU!" always a good policy to tip a haunted forest
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Jul 13, 2020 19:20
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Manifisto posted:always a good policy to tip a haunted forest Absolutely! You can put down somewhere on your character sheet that you have 25 charisma with regards to this forest. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 13, 2020 19:26
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:A lone tree shambles out of the forest toward you, walking slowly as if in pain. "Help! Help me! I am overburdened with fruit!" "what is wrong?!" I sing with a voice of an ogre |
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Jul 14, 2020 05:53
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The Mighty Moltres posted:"what is wrong?!" I sing with a voice of an ogre The tree suddenly stops at the newcomer and says, "Oh mighty newcomer Moltres! What is it that brings you on this OP-sanctioned and endorsed quest? I do not recall seeing you previously in the beginning of this saga! Perhaps you could share with us what affliction it is you seek relief from so as to seek the wizard! Also, my branches are heavily laden with these apples; maybe you and your friends could pluck them off while you tell us your tale?" the tree says. |
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Jul 14, 2020 06:21
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Oh no. I'm never ever going back to the incontinence wizard. No sir |
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Jul 14, 2020 06:40
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:The tree suddenly stops at the newcomer and says, "Oh mighty newcomer Moltres! What is it that brings you on this OP-sanctioned and endorsed quest? I do not recall seeing you previously in the beginning of this saga! I suffer from a sickness with a cure unknown to my people. *Eats an apple* |
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