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lol at the multiple posters itt who believe they will be able to escape the british isles and not be captured at the border by a Wetherspoons elemental
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They say in the dead of night you can hear old Tim Martins himself striding along the coast, grumbling racist slurs to himself, ready to flatten any would be runners under his giant foot, dash any boats under the water by bringing down his enormous fists on them or grab any planes out of the sky and swallow them whole 
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Jul 14, 2020 00:28
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It wasn’t until the other day I realized we didn’t have a face mask requirement back home. I just assumed because of the hard lockdown that was a given, but whew nope.
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Jul 14, 2020 00:33
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol at the multiple posters itt who believe they will be able to escape the british isles and not be captured at the border by a Wetherspoons elemental Lol
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Jul 14, 2020 00:35
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Arcade Club is brilliant - spent a lovely day at the Bury one a couple of winters ago. Bliss. Unfortunately when I got home I went down with the proper flu, first proper flu I'd had since 1987. So it'll be a while before I go back given the current circumstances. I'm sure they'll try to keep the cabs clean but spending all day in a crowded room full of hundreds of sweaty nerds all fondling one another's joysticks doesn't appeal, at least not for a while. Sit down Star Wars though.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol at the multiple posters itt who believe they will be able to escape the british isles and not be captured at the border by a Wetherspoons elemental Ngl, this got a hearty chuckle from me at 1.30 a.m.
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Jul 14, 2020 01:37
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Pissing and making GBS threads lol
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Jul 14, 2020 02:06
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death stranding but it is the bts that throw piss and poo poo at you
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Jul 14, 2020 03:40
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I am in the office for the 1st time since March. There's me and like 2 other people in this massive space and it all seems strangely dreamlike. Did I really used to come here every working day??
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Jul 14, 2020 07:47
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I had to go to the office to drop off the laptops of two members of my team that have left the job and there were also about two people in there. It's a big open plan thing and it was v weird. One of them apparently despises working from home so goes in two days a week but shes fighting tooth and nail to get that up to three. The other is the PA for a big executive and to say her work life balance is bad implies that the "life" part exists at all
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Jul 14, 2020 08:38
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:a pizza place i ordered from called all their pizzas by the names of countries. nothing to do with the ingredients. just differentiators proper london pizza would be jellied eels 
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Jul 14, 2020 09:08
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It would be a pork or bacon pizza with a hole in the middle
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Jul 14, 2020 09:37
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Gammon pizza
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Jul 14, 2020 09:43
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I really want mushroom pizza now
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Jul 14, 2020 09:43
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Dell_Zincht posted:Why is a Margherita pizza with chips and garlic sauce on top called a London Pizza? I think that's pretty much just a Middlesbrough only thing.
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Jul 14, 2020 10:05
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I don't want pizza I'm going to go home tonight and make a casserole I'm not going to order pizza I don't want pizza I don't
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Jul 14, 2020 10:08
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Crisis Alert! I ran out of cheddar, Turkish kasar cheese and feta. Bought some craft singles from the cornershop and they were gross. RIP.
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Solefald posted:I really want mushroom pizza now Go to Iceland and get the ultimate stuffed crust garlic pizza, buy some mushrooms and cherry tomatoes, shove the pizza in as is and slice mushrooms and tomatoes in a tray with a bit of olive oil and put it in top of oven. After like 15 minutes whip it all out, add the toppings to the pizza and sprinkle a little bit of grated cheese. Put it back in until cooked Thank me later Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Jul 14, 2020 |
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Jul 14, 2020 10:59
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i cancelled my gym membership and they sent me some bullshit email about how actually the gym is totally safe because they spaced out the equipment. have they never been to the gym? last time i went i found a barbell covered in dried blood and droplets all over the place leading up the stairs lol
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Jul 14, 2020 11:17
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I can't be the only one that was disappointed that #FarageGarage isn't the Tory's latest plan to shut him up.. It'd be cheaper than a pub.
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Jul 14, 2020 11:25
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Ratjaculation posted:whip it all out
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hemale in pain posted:i cancelled my gym membership and they sent me some bullshit email about how actually the gym is totally safe because they spaced out the equipment. have they never been to the gym? last time i went i found a barbell covered in dried blood and droplets all over the place leading up the stairs lol While I miss the gyms, holy poo poo, to claim that you can have a "totally safe and clean" gym is just straight up lyin'. Even expensive spa-like gyms were gross before COVID-19.
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Jul 14, 2020 11:42
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I can picture a totally safe and clean gym but it's a single person pod that's literally flooded floor to ceiling with disinfectant between users.
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Jul 14, 2020 12:15
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Every 3 minutes you have to put on safety goggles and it blasts the room with high intensity UV light. You work out, get disinfected and get a tan all at the same time.
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Barry White posted:I can't be the only one that was disappointed that #FarageGarage isn't the Tory's latest plan to shut him up.. It'd be cheaper than a pub. A length of rope with a noose is even cheaper.
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Jul 14, 2020 12:25
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its a real shame the gyms are unsafe and i cant go
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Jul 14, 2020 12:40
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No gyms, no kendo, no live music or indoor events, outdoor venues look sad and depressing with staff wearing riot police face masks and people being spaced out like some kind of prison yard gang gathering... Personally, I feel the weight of lacking what made life bearable for me but also a good time to discover more about myself, thanks for coming to my Tedtalk.
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Jul 14, 2020 12:50
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But not dying in my lung soup/spreading others if I get it is also good so I'll stick with sheltering a bit more.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:its a real shame the gyms are unsafe and i cant go pro lifehack: put a power cage in the garage so you can shout ronnie coleman memes and not disturb anyone other than your nearest four or five neighbours, and also not die of plague if you do not have a garage, then consider whether or not you really *need* a kitchen
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This is the 1st week anyone's been allowed back on my floor at work and the office is like a time capsule from the Before Days of mid-March. Calendars with the days crossed out abruptly stopping in March, dead plants on people's desks, now-irrelevant lists of priorities scribbled on the whiteboards. If a bunch of zombies stormed into the office it would totally fit the mood.
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Jul 14, 2020 13:04
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its urgent. please wear facemasks in 10 days time. Also its really urgent, those chinese are untrustworthy, please dont use their kit in 7 years from now
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Jul 14, 2020 13:06
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That gives them just long enough to negotiate some more trade deals with China and then quietly shelve it. Also long enough to make it the next government's problem.
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Jul 14, 2020 13:09
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If the office facilities people have let my plants die I will be v unhappy. They said they would look after them all.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=com--q7aIkQ
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I think I ate all the biscuits from our team's store in the last few days (of sodom) before they kicked me out. There should still be about a dozen of those little single glass bottles of wine in the cupboard though. Don't know if those will still be there.
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Galewolf posted:No gyms, no kendo, no live music or indoor events, outdoor venues look sad and depressing with staff wearing riot police face masks and people being spaced out like some kind of prison yard gang gathering... Time to join c25k crew
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Jul 14, 2020 14:15
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Friend went back to the charity shop she works at and found out someone left a flagon of milk in the break room before they shut for lockdown.
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Jose posted:Time to join c25k crew I quit at week 3 due to mental breakdown-ish reasons last month but might try getting back. That was a bad choice and I regret it immensely
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Noice. Did they do the honest thing and chuck it over someone's garden wall?
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