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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Cops seem to have real problems wearing masks during the pandemic. Maybe being more porcine than human, they don’t see themselves as transmission vectors. Maybe wearing a mask is an affront to their individuality, you know, the individuality of identical fascists. Maybe their faces are simply too beautiful to conceal.

For whatever reason, it falls onto us to help the cops out with some ideas for masks

Palmetto State Armory packs a few of these with each lower



Nothing is more affordable or convenient than using things you already have



Why waste a golden opportunity to let your freak flag fly?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.




:effort:

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
Here is some source material for the masks.

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Sir, this is a photoshop thread

doritto
May 12, 2013


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dagen H posted:

Sir, this is a photoshop thread

Correct sir.



not a photoshop

also says In God We Trust on the back

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Hmmm....

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Too friendly.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




The Voice of Labor posted:

Nothing is more affordable or convenient than using things you already have



Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Correct sir.



not a photoshop

also says In God We Trust on the back

I want to die.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Go to a bar and wait two weeks.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





Call the cops.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

I'M DOING MY PART

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART



goddamn

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART



whoah

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART



:kiss:

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART



This machine kills fascists. :suicide:

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART



think we need to get this to the front page

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


"Citycop" rated this thread 1.0 :v:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART


kloa
Feb 14, 2007


i'm sure this thread will go great :thumbsup:

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

The Hambulance posted:

This machine kills fascists. :suicide:

You win.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

AlphariusOmegon
May 11, 2020



Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

"Citycop" rated this thread 1.0 :v:

It's okay, I've voted it 4, so it should add up to 5 now.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

oh hey sorry this isn't a photoshop it's just my invention

see, it's a surgical mask with a grenade launcher rear sight attached to it at an angle. so to get a sight picture, the cop would have to aim over the protestors heads and not at them

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Art

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

man, this thread would've gone gold just on the topicality alone had citycop not hosed it up

all cops are bastards even citycop

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


The Voice of Labor posted:

man, this thread would've gone gold just on the topicality alone had citycop not hosed it up

all cops are bastards even citycop

Needs a few more fives for the mines :hai:

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
I don't have much hate in my heart. Probably because it is all reserved for the entire system (executive, legislative, judicial, criminal justice, and even education), but I especially hate cops. Good thread.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Needs a few more fives for the mines :hai:

Come on everyone! At least give your five for this one!

My Twitter Account posted:

I'M DOING MY PART


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