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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

HiroProtagonist posted:

man is a year younger than me and even with my babyface with a beard I look like I'm in my mid 20s next to that. god drat.
Don't doxx me.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I'm not 30 yet, but my mother is 54 and she looks about that age without circles nearly as deep under her eyes.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Without knowing his age, I legitimately thought that dude was 86 years old

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
I can't believe that Keith Richards aimed a gun at a family outside of Chipotle

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


oldpainless posted:

Without knowing his age, I legitimately thought that dude was 86 years old

Turn on your monitor.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


The Mighty Moltres posted:

Turn on your monitor.

:piss:

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

oldpainless posted:

Without knowing his age, I legitimately thought that dude was 86 years old

More like oldageless

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

oldpainless posted:

Without knowing his age, I legitimately thought that dude was 86 years old

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Turn on your monitor.

More like old

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Garrand posted:

More like old


oldpainless posted:

Without knowing his age, I legitimately thought that dude was 86 years old

More like Old

You fucker!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Ted Cruz looking potato head

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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He’s 42 according to another article in that thread.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Happy anniversary!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mds2 posted:

He’s 42 according to another article in that thread.

That's better, but still yikesworthy

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

That's better, but still yikesworthy

Edit for content:

Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 23:01 on Jul 12, 2020

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1u6dcP_JNc

A Hamilton fanfic writer pretends to have HIV. Drama ensues.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Violet_Sky posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1u6dcP_JNc

A Hamilton fanfic writer pretends to have HIV. Drama ensues.

The best out of context bit:

quote:

'Digoxin’s expose of Allolesbean is an extension of them getting back at Allolesbean and her friends for turbo cyberbullying them into deleting that cannibal mermaid hamilton fanfiction about Lin Manuel Miranda.'

Now, at first, this narrative sounds like a very real possibility.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

That's what happens when men only know the pleasure of a fleshlight

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Garrand posted:

That's what happens when men only know the pleasure of a fleshlight

:perfect:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Violet_Sky posted:

A Hamilton fanfic writer

Really could have just stopped here. Anything beyond that is overkill

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Garrand posted:

That's what happens when men only know the pleasure of a fleshlight

I am now imagining someone motorboating their fleshlight :lol:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I never thought of motorboating as something you would do other than to make people laugh.

I don't know that many people would appreciate you cosplaying boss nass into their fanny.

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

The Bloop posted:

I am now imagining someone motorboating their fleshlight :lol:

I'm imagining a pungent fleshlight 🤮

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

I never thought of motorboating as something you would do other than to make people laugh.

I don't know that many people would appreciate you cosplaying boss nass into their fanny.

Yeah I eat, Nass

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Just call me Boss Nassty

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Oct 30, 2009

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Iron Crowned posted:

Just call me Boss Nassty

Please, boss nassty is my father. Just call me Jim.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I thought motorboating was for boobs. I don’t think blowing air into a vagina is generally a good idea?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Unless you're Andrew Dobson.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I thought motorboating was for boobs. I don’t think blowing air into a vagina is generally a good idea?

I'm pretty sure this dude is used to blowing up his girlfriends.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Leavemywife posted:

I'm pretty sure this dude is used to blowing up his girlfriends.

perfect

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I thought motorboating was for boobs. I don’t think blowing air into a vagina is generally a good idea?

You should not be blowing air INTO anything, no. Including boobs.


Leavemywife posted:

I'm pretty sure this dude is used to blowing up his girlfriends.

lol

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

You should not be blowing air INTO anything, no. Including boobs.

I thought boobs had one way valves on them to prevent that

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

I thought boobs had one way valves on them to prevent that

doesnt' seem like a good idea to test that in practice is all I'm saying

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
If it's a legitimate inflatin', then the female body has ways to shut that whole thing down :colbert:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

The Bloop posted:

You should not be blowing air INTO anything, no. Including boobs.


lol

How else you gonna make em bigger?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TotalLossBrain posted:

If it's a legitimate inflatin', then the female body has ways to shut that whole thing down :colbert:

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

How else you gonna make em bigger?


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

There's no nipple on either angle of that Inflate-a-BoobTM! Weak sauce. The nipple is like the dick of the boob!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

The Bloop posted:

You should not be blowing air INTO anything, no. Including boobs.


lol

Like I'm going to listen to world famous "air around" artist BLOOP about where to put air!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

The nipple is like the dick of the boob!

The dick is like the boob nipple of the crotch

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Bloop posted:

The dick is like the boob nipple of the crotch

So taint hair is like armpit hair? This is all getting confusing.

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