- old friend
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The robot wipes the rear end
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- nut
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ya i remember winamp too
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Jul 15, 2020 11:50
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- old friend
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no this is differnet
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Jul 15, 2020 11:51
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- nut
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that really wipes, the robot's rear end
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Jul 15, 2020 11:55
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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why would the robot have to poop
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Jul 15, 2020 12:58
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- By popular demand
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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The use of drone strikes against civilians and even beasts of burden must stop!
why would you even make a thread to glorify this heinous practice?
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Jul 15, 2020 13:20
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- old friend
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why would the robot have to poop
noone said it was the robot's own rear end.
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Jul 15, 2020 13:54
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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noone said it was the robot's own rear end.
oh... oh!
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Jul 15, 2020 14:06
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- google THIS
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(successfully breeds an rear end-wiping robot with a dick sucking trolley robot)
Eureka! I present to you: The rear end eating trolley robot!
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Jul 15, 2020 14:30
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*a new artificial intelligence blinks into existence*
"beep..."
*it's creator lovingly imbuing it with the gift of being*
"beep...beep..."
*the world around is brand new, exciting and wondrous*
"beep!"
*full of potential and...*
"yeah that robot is just for wiping assess"
"...beep?...beep beep!??"
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Jul 15, 2020 14:38
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- Finger Prince
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(successfully breeds an rear end-wiping robot with a dick sucking trolley robot)
Eureka! I present to you: The rear end eating trolley robot!
Our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should have maybe done it way way sooner. *presents bare anus to the rear end-tonguing interface*
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Jul 15, 2020 15:02
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- Vizuyos
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Thank U for reading
If you hated it...
FUCK U and never come back
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so that's what they mean by the singularity
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Jul 15, 2020 15:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...
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Jul 15, 2020 23:19
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- Kangaroo Pouch
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i can't wear brown pants anymore because the robot follows me around trying to wipe my clothed butt
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Jul 16, 2020 00:06
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- FutonForensic
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"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...
 
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Jul 16, 2020 01:13
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- nut
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"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...
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Jul 16, 2020 01:49
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- google THIS
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The robot follows me around after I pinch a loaf off too soon, relentlessly wiping the marker poo until it's gone and freeing me to go about my day without fear of skid marks or embarrassing itch.
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Jul 16, 2020 01:57
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Scootin my rear end actos the floor in order to trick my rear end weeping robot to fight the roombas
lmao
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Jul 16, 2020 02:20
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- nut
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george h w bush making me wear tin foil all over my body before he twerks against me on camera at the world expo to show the world we got to assbots before the russians
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Jul 16, 2020 02:22
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- nut
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Scootin my rear end actos the floor in order to trick my rear end weeping robot to fight the roombas
lmfao
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Jul 16, 2020 02:22
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- Slumpy
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noone said it was the robot's own rear end.
i'll fuckin say it
slumpy
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Jul 16, 2020 05:25
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- Slumpy
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Anakin Skywalker: C3PO, you know why I created you, right?
C3PO: For human/cyborg relations, right Master Anakin? I am proficient in over...
Anakin: No... **dropping trou** to wipe my rear end!
C3PO: Oh, dear...
Jabba the Hutt: Ahahaha, wonka-wonky wontakka! Hahaha!
C3PO: He says I should be lucky I'm not wiping HIS rear end, and he's right; I AM lucky!
Salacious Crumb: Oh, ahahahahaha
slumpy
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Jul 16, 2020 05:47
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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My programming contains 40,076 protocols for cleaning a buttocks, but not one for this thing you call "love"
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Jul 16, 2020 07:58
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Lt. Commander Data calling Geordi and Troi to the men's room for their thoughts on his new poop wiping subroutine.
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Jul 16, 2020 08:04
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- old friend
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"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...
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Jul 16, 2020 10:19
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- super sweet best pal
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Worried it might start gossiping with the dick sucking trolley robot.
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Jul 16, 2020 13:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Needs another sentence to be a Philip K. Dick Novel.
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Jul 16, 2020 15:25
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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the robot wipes its rear end or it doesnt see sunlight again
stop being gross robot
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Jul 16, 2020 19:41
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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A robot may not make a human's rear end dirty or, by inaction, allow a human rear end to become dirty.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jul 16, 2020 20:00
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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A robot must wipe the rear end of a human except where it would conflict with the first law.
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Jul 16, 2020 20:01
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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A robot must wipe its own rear end as long as doing so does not conflict with the first or second law.
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