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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I like a working girl for a classic tug https://www.yachtworld.co.uk/boats/1945/classic-tug-3668447/

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I used to think I'd like to live in a canal boat but you'd probably just be a target for bored kids to annoy and harass

Like that bloke off Rosie and Jim in real life, they'd have been yelling pedo at him and making GBS threads down his chimney and all sorts :(

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

EL BROMANCE posted:

I have a La Parka mask, there's mouth and nose cutouts so sadly not suitable.

Do you play air guitar on a folding chair and do the shaky knee thing?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

crispix posted:

I used to think I'd like to live in a canal boat but you'd probably just be a target for bored kids to annoy and harass

Like that bloke off Rosie and Jim in real life, they'd have been yelling pedo at him and making GBS threads down his chimney and all sorts :(

This sounds like serious projection

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



crispix posted:

I used to think I'd like to live in a canal boat but you'd probably just be a target for bored kids to annoy and harass

Like that bloke off Rosie and Jim in real life, they'd have been yelling pedo at him and making GBS threads down his chimney and all sorts :(

have you seen the people who cross the channel in their canal boats to explore the european canals? maniacs

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


A houseboat is great if you want to combine all the costs and drawbacks of house and boat.

My mother in law and her husband used to live on a narrowboat and while it was nice it wasn't cheap. It's also no good if you're tall, they had specially dropped floors and I still couldn't stand up straight in it (I'm 6'4")

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Complete lunatics.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Ratjaculation posted:

have you seen the people who cross the channel in their canal boats to explore the european canals? maniacs

DO PEOPLE DO THIS :eyepop:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There was a TV show about them a year or two ago I think.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Rosie and Jim traverse the English channel

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Rosie and Jim Become the Subject of an Exasperated Tweet from the RNLI

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Nigel Farage wouldn't let Rosie back in :(

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

My brother used to live on a houseboat. In the winter sometimes the front door froze shut overnight.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

My ex wanted to live on a houseboat so we rented a couple and hit up various marinas to see what was on sale. My experience of having to deal with a cassette toilet was not a good one so you'd be looking at getting a tank fitted and hoover out all your poo poo periodically meaning you'd have to take it to a place to get that done. Emptying a week's worth your own poo poo and piss from a cassette toilet into a giant drain is a sobering experience. Also gently caress having to fill up on water from hoses so you can actually have a shower in the tiny, cramped shower that's not tall enough for you to stand up in let alone raise your arms to soap your armpits properly. Canal boats are fine for hobbits and full blown weirds and I do love the idea of just travelling the canals and seeing wherever (assuming the canals link, not all of them do) but unfortunately I don't have a job I can do anywhere nor enough cash in the bank to just toss it off for the rest of my life.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

killerwhat posted:

My brother used to live on a houseboat. In the winter sometimes the front door froze shut overnight.

Pro tier social distancing

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




goatface posted:

And us. In our bathchairs out on the artificial lawn under the shade of parosols to keep us from getting any more cancers, as the carebots try and encourage us to have a little sing along with some classical grime music or enjoy a rerun of Lovejoy.

carebot please clap for the NHS every thursday. i no longer have hands.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
howard's way

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Meat Wagon posted:

Do you play air guitar on a folding chair and do the shaky knee thing?

I found a guy selling a ton of folding chairs and tables the other day and the thoughts of owning my own, terrible promotion came into mind for a brief moment.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Horace posted:

If they could only get some of the 20-40 male surplus to match with the 70-100 female surplus

Sounds like they need to start making a lot more GILF porn.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gilves

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Living in a houseboat always sounded like living in a converted warehouse to me. Good on paper but probably not worth it on the long run.

I lived very close to Little Venice in London when I first moved and boy it looked tempting in a sunny July afternoon so I can see the appeal.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i just skipped 72 posts i assume i missed nothing

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Nothing much, just talking about how the Chinese government can solve all their problems by making their 70-100 year-old women make porn.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

EL BROMANCE posted:

I found a guy selling a ton of folding chairs and tables the other day and the thoughts of owning my own, terrible promotion came into mind for a brief moment.

congratulations El Conocido Del La Parka on reaching the top ten non-rapey britwrestlers just by considering existing

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Jose posted:

i just skipped 72 posts i assume i missed nothing

Rosie & Jim fought La Parka in a 15-minute No-Rope Exploding Barbed-Wire Double-Hell Canal Boat Handicap Death Match

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jose posted:

i just skipped 72 posts i assume i missed nothing

How much do you typically miss when you actually read them lol?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



FullLeatherJacket posted:

congratulations El Conocido Del La Parka on reaching the top ten non-rapey britwrestlers just by considering existing

We'd like to thank our sponsors, SPLX... oh no.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Jose posted:

i just skipped 72 posts i assume i missed nothing

People were talking shite again for fucks sake. Ratty set them straight.


Hello

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

hemale in pain posted:

carebot please clap for the NHS every thursday. i no longer have hands.
i have no hands yet i must clap for the nhs sounds like the title of a podcast episode

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
im in an open relationship now

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

how open

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
apparently his name is adam and its probably easier if he has my key

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

did you consent to any of this?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

do you also get to bone or be boned by adam

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Bought this, was very disappointed when it turned out to be just about two old people farting about on a tugboat and drinking tea :(

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've really enjoyed that whenever I've seen it on tv

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Water way to have a good time!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Think I might be addicted to Hey Duggee

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I was perusing Facebook and happened upon a meme which said "if the black plague happened in America in 2020:" and had a very poorly photoshopped image of an old woman licking a rat and my initial thought was oh no what will jose do when he finds out his girlfriend has been cheating on him with ratty??

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cum all over the place, probably

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