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So I can own him online.
"Actually, Ricky, I did not "poo poo my pants" as you put it, it was actually just a really bad fart. As proof I submit this picture of my (mostly) clean undies! Please be sure to correct this mistake moving forward."
Pretty sure he's still reeling from this and there's no way he'll just ignore this and keep saying the same thing as everyone laughs at me.
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- old friend
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I'm actually very good at holding my breath so really it's no big deal to me when the bullies give me a swirly, whereas they are making their sleeves wet which is foolish.
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Jul 14, 2020 10:07
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i checked sibleys and "cock warblers" aren't even a thing
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Jul 14, 2020 12:51
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- google THIS
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And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true
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Jul 14, 2020 14:36
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Can't wait for swrb's first day of the fall semester when he sees an image of his "(mostly) clean undies" printed up 30x40'' hanging up on the clock tower by the quad
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Jul 14, 2020 20:47
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*pinches own arm skin in front of bully* ah lookie lookie what we have here skin lots of it and let me check aha just as I suspected neither rubber nor glue
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Jul 14, 2020 21:10
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And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jul 14, 2020 21:42
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And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true
*pinches own arm skin in front of bully* ah lookie lookie what we have here skin lots of it and let me check aha just as I suspected neither rubber nor glue
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Jul 14, 2020 21:57
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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acshually my mom is training for her second triathlon, and she doesn't even own combat boots!
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Jul 14, 2020 22:49
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*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!
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Jul 15, 2020 03:59
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- google THIS
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*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!
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Jul 15, 2020 04:20
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by Hand Knit
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Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus
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Jul 15, 2020 04:21
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Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus
lol
*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!
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Jul 15, 2020 04:39
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I know you are, but....no let's just leave it at that.
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Jul 15, 2020 05:12
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- old friend
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Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus
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Jul 15, 2020 10:27
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nervous and panicking at the doctor's office when the nurse at the counter says they don't do updog tests
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Jul 15, 2020 11:52
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- google THIS
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If you're referring to head lice then no, I do not have "cooties," and you are welcome to check my hair for nits if you need confirmation. If not, I should tell you that the existence of this other (makes finger quotes) "disease," transmissible via the slightest physical contact, is widely disputed. Also, that circle circle dot dot thing causes autism.
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Jul 15, 2020 14:23
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joseph i am not, in fact, a bundle of sticks and quite frankly i'm surprised you perceive me as such. now if you could please give me my care bears thermos back i'd like to finish my snack
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Jul 15, 2020 14:32
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ah hello Beefo a good morn to you, I tip my pants to you in greeting. ah yes, you see correctly, the same pants I wore yesterday, strange how they survived all that fire hmmm
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Jul 15, 2020 16:06
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Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus
This is a pro move. Beat the bully at their own game.
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Jul 15, 2020 17:21
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Am I too slow? Really? Am I?
Or is it possible that you never had any intention of giving me a low five?
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Jul 15, 2020 22:16
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- The Voice of Labor
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fact checking was some freshman year poo poo. as you can see, the growth spurt fairy visited me over the summer and now it's body checking time
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Jul 15, 2020 22:37
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.
I bid you good day.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Jul 16, 2020 02:45
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it's a free country u pervs
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Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.
I bid you good day.
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Jul 16, 2020 02:47
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Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.
I bid you good day.
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Jul 16, 2020 03:33
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Me (to an actually bully): Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you don't even know what a transistor is! (I did at the age of 10. Yeah, I was a geek. A nerd. A dweeb.)
Bully: No, but so what?
Bully's friends (to me): Do YOU know what a transistor is?
Me: Yeah, it's a silicone-based semiconductor device that can switch a circuit on or off or act as an amplifier, comprised of a Base, an Emitter, and a Collector!
Bully's friends: Did you know that?
Bully: No...
Bully's friends: Haha, this jerkwad knew and you didn't!
Me: (taking advantage of the distraction and running away) Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!
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Jul 16, 2020 04:19
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One day nearer spring
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Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.
I bid you good day.
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Jul 16, 2020 04:50
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And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true
*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!
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Jul 16, 2020 06:42
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Look, WWE is "real" in so far as the participants are real flesh and blood people. But what I am saying is that those people are actors, and their moves - while athletically impressive and visually stunning - are not the violent and painful acts of fightcraft and domination that you seem to think, and for that reason I think you should give me back my clothes
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Jul 16, 2020 10:25
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Look, WWE is "real" in so far as the participants are real flesh and blood people. But what I am saying is that those people are actors, and their moves - while athletically impressive and visually stunning - are not the violent and painful acts of fightcraft and domination that you seem to think, and for that reason I think you should give me back my clothes
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