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id wake up and kiss my beautiful wife mrs val kilmer
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Jul 16, 2020 05:27
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I’d scrape the bottom of the barrel for a thread idea.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:27
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id go for run and start dieting
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Jul 16, 2020 05:28
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first and foremost im gettin nude in front the mirror. hell yeah i always wanted all exclusive access to val kilmers junk
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Jul 16, 2020 05:29
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If I was sexy Val Kilmer from 30 years ago, I'd throw a huge raging party! Special screening of Willow, and Heat. If I was groteseque out of shape Val Kilmer from nowadays, I'd throw a huge raging party! Special screening of Willow, and Heat.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:29
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then i dont see how my day would be any different from there. id make a coffee and eat some frosted flakes, then its off to work
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Jul 16, 2020 05:30
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I’d make another Top Secret
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Jul 16, 2020 05:33
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:I’d make another Top Secret Best correct answer.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:37
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:I’d make another Batman
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Jul 16, 2020 05:38
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Just be like, oh, lucid dreaming again
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Jul 16, 2020 05:41
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I'd be nipple batman forever.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:43
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Pro click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rF_MDb03dA
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Jul 16, 2020 05:50
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I don't know how to play the trumpet but tattoos are cool and I could probably be into smoking meth and taking apart a radio. I don't have a dead wife but I'm willing to learn
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Jul 16, 2020 05:57
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First, I'd call my wife to see if I was still there. If so, I'd put half my money in a trust payable to myself or Val Kilmer. If we switch back after a week or learning a valuable lesson, I'd loot the trust.
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Jul 16, 2020 06:02
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I'd call up Warwick Davis and make him say, "You arre great"
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Jul 16, 2020 06:13
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Am I too old to be The Lizard King?
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Jul 16, 2020 06:15
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I'd pull my dick to check it works.
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Jul 16, 2020 10:24
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i would commit a sequence of crimes, secure in the knowledge that i would wake up the next day as my previous self
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Jul 16, 2020 10:26
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look in the mirror and go "who the gently caress am i?" ask the nearest person who says: "why, Val Kilmer of course!" to which my only response is "who da gently caress is that??" then I grab what I can hold and go live in a sewer or smth. im assuming this kilmer character is crocodile ugly.
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Jul 16, 2020 10:31
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I'd try and get ideas from GBS without admitting it had actually happened. I hope Val is treating your kids OK Sid. Also I would check my ID to find out what Val is short for.
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Jul 16, 2020 10:50
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God I really am an affront to the Batman franchise. I really over-did it. He’s not a goddamn door to door carpet cleaner salesman. I will relax today. And tomorrow. But eventually I will work on my acting. I would make a dope aquaman. More bat and less man next time. They won’t ever take me back. I made a flamboyant caricature of a profound man, he’s more than just a scotch lover on a whimsical and terrifying joy ride. Ftfy.
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Jul 16, 2020 10:53
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I'd shake George Clooney's hand for being a worse Batman than me
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Jul 16, 2020 11:04
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I'd suck ur rear end bro!! I'd suck your freaking rear end!! This post was inspired by a Rolling Stones article from a 2001 issue, released on 9/11, its contents have been copied henceforth. ______________________________ In the 1991 action film Terminator 2: Judgement Day, the T-1000 is seen making his way through a mental hospital with a turd in hand. It is rock hard, fibrous, crumbling like chalk, but when exposed to his saliva it rehydrates, forming a slurry of grey diarrheatic matter which stains his hands and face and dribbles down his body like melted swiss chocolate icecream. As he proceeds, the orderlies begin to violently vomit allowing him to continue on undeterred. When he catches up to the other Terminator, who, along with John and Sarah Conner, have taken refuge in an elevator, the last thing they see is his smile, with caked on fecal matter and small gobbets of rehydrated turd matter lodged between his silvery liquid metal teeth. The elevator doors shut quickly. When reached for comment, Val Kilmer had nothing but positive remarks regarding Robert Patrick's performance - "It was great, just really great, fantastic. Of course I can relate, I myself had done a similar performance, but not quite so stellar, when I loving sucked huge turds out a toad's soggy rear end in a top hat for my role as Jim Morrison in The Doors."
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Jul 16, 2020 11:10
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You'd only see the back of my head, it's clear I'm talking, but my voice doesn't match up and it sounds...muffled.
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Jul 16, 2020 11:16
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>jerk off.
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Jul 16, 2020 11:17
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caleb posted:I don't know how to play the trumpet but tattoos are cool and I could probably be into smoking meth and taking apart a radio. I don't have a dead wife but I'm willing to learn What are your feelings re: badgers?
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Jul 16, 2020 11:32
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Weka posted:>jerk off. you could go round telling everyone that you jerked off Val Kilmer and there was nothing he could do about it
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Jul 16, 2020 11:36
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Then it would just be another boring day in the life of me - the real Val Kilmer.
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Jul 16, 2020 11:49
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holy smokes, that'd be weird
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Jul 16, 2020 11:53
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What era Kilmer are we talking about.
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Jul 16, 2020 11:57
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I would jerk off just to see what it's like to have a x dick
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Jul 16, 2020 12:04
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I would stay in bed, look at my feet, and say, with the softest, most excruciatingly slowest voice "there is no normal life, there's just life" then I'd take off all my clothes and look in the mirror and say "well I'll be damned, this is funny"
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Jul 16, 2020 12:12
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if it's like below 40 F then I'll probably do the same but keep my jammies on
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Jul 16, 2020 12:13
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Sell all of my assets, buy a small house with a big warehouse, spend the money on buying Discogs.com and then all the vinyl records.
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Jul 16, 2020 12:36
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Immediately set out to make "RoboDoc", where Doc Holiday is revived in the year 2525 as a cyborg cowboy. *Shoots mutant in the dick with a double barreled chain fed automatic shotgun* "You're no cyber daisy"
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Jul 16, 2020 12:42
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Hahaha ya imagine that .....ha
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Jul 16, 2020 12:59
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I would immediately throw out all the junk food/drugs and start hitting the gym every day. In 12 weeks I'd start hitting up movie studios.
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Jul 16, 2020 13:03
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Make a Batman film where Batman is actually just Val Kilmer when hes not Batman
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Jul 16, 2020 13:09
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I'd issue an apology for my lackluster performance in Dodgeball and thank the rest of the cast for salvaging it. e: Oh wait, that's Vince Vaughn. I get those two confused. Lumpy doughmen whose names start with V. super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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