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it feels like it should be Friday am I right? hello? office? 
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hump day haha yeah? eh?
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Jul 16, 2020 07:53
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HEY CHECK UR SLACK FOR THIS FUNNNY VIDEO I JUST PUT ON THERE!!!!!!!
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Jul 16, 2020 07:54
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Wednesdays!
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Jul 16, 2020 07:55
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psst...dont come into work next Monday...
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Jul 16, 2020 07:57
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whats that NOISE?!?!! its not my problem you don't appreciate Aphex Twin.
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Jul 16, 2020 07:57
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Jul 16, 2020 07:59
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hahaha this is really funny where did you find this one haha
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Jul 16, 2020 08:09
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What's a slack
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Jul 16, 2020 08:10
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You're wondering what that smell is? Oh, I just microwaved some leftover fish casserole - yum!
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Jul 16, 2020 08:11
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*goes to work in full PPE* *yells through mask* SO HOWS STACEY! YOUR DECK LOOKS GOOD!
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Jul 16, 2020 08:13
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He's put my stapler in a jelly again
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Jul 16, 2020 08:13
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"Uugh, it's only Wednesday?" *rockets upward through promotions and salaries because he's a nepotistic, spoiled, all-out loudmouth and racist moron*
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Jul 16, 2020 08:15
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*files a printed copy immediately after logging it digitally* job security, right?
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Jul 16, 2020 08:24
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"Okay Michael, how many plums were you able to fit in your rear end over tue lunch break?"
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Jul 16, 2020 08:34
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Who put the printer offline? gently caress it, I am going to get coffee. Who put the coffee maker offline? Glad I have a sandwich to put in the refrigerator. Dang nabbit! Wait a tic. Where am I?
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Jul 16, 2020 10:43
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*at the water cooler* thanks obama!
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Jul 16, 2020 10:48
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Did you get the memo about the TPS reports? okay I admit it I've never worked in an office I just really like Office Space and TV sitcoms where people work in an office
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Jul 16, 2020 11:07
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Stooge posted:hahaha this is really funny where did you find this one haha
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Jul 16, 2020 11:12
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Hump day (fucks own rear end). Humped on hump day.... human resources will hear about this....
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Jul 16, 2020 11:13
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Hump day (fucks own rear end).
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Jul 16, 2020 11:17
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>take a dump.
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Jul 16, 2020 11:19
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We're at the top of the hill! Nowhere to go but down 
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Jul 16, 2020 12:39
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out for a business meeting for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!
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Jul 16, 2020 12:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k
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Jul 16, 2020 12:59
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Hey so yeah, Barb and I drove up from Florida this past weekend. Yeah, it's great. Yeah we were down on the beach, you know, we're not scared. *begins coughing uncontrollably* So anyway, this meeting is to talk about how we're going to start rolling back tele-commuting. There's a need to be in the office, to get these kind of face to face meetings. And I think we can all agree, it's nice to finally get out of the house and enjoy life again. *continues coughing uncontrollably* Sorry guys, I was up all night with terrible diarrhea and a headache, it's not covid I swear. Talk about hump day, huh?
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Jul 16, 2020 13:14
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*way behind the times-ishy* IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES LOL get it, the frog dances...
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Jul 16, 2020 13:24
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I think I'll go post in BYOB today
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Jul 16, 2020 13:41
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“Hmm, the office is pretty empty. I guess everyone else is still working from home.” *looks around* *hand inches toward pants zipper*
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Jul 16, 2020 13:51
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*leaves a bagel in the toaster oven too long, smoke fills the office* Sorry guys, got a little distracted with some emails. It uh... it never stops, does it? Heh, guess that's job security. *eats the blackened bagel* God I hate this place. I'm gonna buy some lotto tickets tonight, that's the only way out.
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Jul 16, 2020 13:57
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hey guys, lottery pool numbers from two weeks ago are back and uh I won. gently caress yall, I got the ticket and you can't stop me. See ya, losers. (narrator: little did she know that the ticket was actually for the wrong draw; winning Powerball would not happen with a Mega Millions ticket)
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Jul 16, 2020 14:00
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Jul 16, 2020 14:07
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Who put fish in the microwave again?
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Jul 16, 2020 14:15
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Dr.D-O posted:Who put fish in the microwave again? Stooge posted:You're wondering what that smell is? Oh, I just microwaved some leftover fish casserole - yum!
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Jul 16, 2020 14:23
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puts popcorn in microwave, sets timer for 3 minutes, walks to talk to karen in payroll, 3 floors down.
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Jul 16, 2020 14:26
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*rubs naked rear end on boss’s chair* *farts*
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Jul 16, 2020 14:27
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welp, that's enough work for the week. /goes to sleep
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Jul 16, 2020 14:35
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I'm working from home   Make a new pot of coffee if you take the last cup please ;-)
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Jul 16, 2020 14:38
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*turns on monitor*
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I made a bunch of tea using hot water from the coffee machine with the hot water tap on it. It's good tea and i used my own mug and stuff so it's not too much a bother, but I will tell you this: ... well, I'll tell you two things. The first is that, again, this is GOOD tea, ok? This isn't some bullshit Lipton rear end tea alright? I got it on Amazon. It's good. S'up Steve. How's it been my man, you like tea, doncha? Yea? I got this Prince of Wales. Amazon. Nice. Anyway also, in making the tea, and by using the hot water spigot on the coffee pot that's built into the inline plumbing, it hosed up how much hot water the coffee machine has JUST enough to make the next pot of coffee suck rear end for the next few people that drink that poo poo. And that coffee from our vendor is loving. TERRIBLE to start with, am I right? haha drat right. Well NOW it's loving terrible and weak as poo poo and only hot because it's on the dirty hot plate underneath the caraffe. Which I didn't clean despite the thing being empty when I went to make this tea. gently caress this tea is good. Hey listen are you going to staff later?
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