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OwlFancier posted:Even harder when they're still attached to the human. Worse: Covered in tomato sauce with no grated parmesan on top.
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Human feet would be the toughest meat to eat, there are so many bones and tendons. slow cook them then scoop out the bones before serving
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Piss Meridian posted:slow cook them then scoop out the bones before serving I don't think that would make them any better.
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Worse: Covered in tomato sauce with no grated parmesan on top. But there's already enough cheese there
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Not bad, but my favourite conspiracy theory song is still this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8UK1xmEas
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Human feet would be the toughest meat to eat, there are so many bones and tendons. There was that dude a year or two ago that lost his foot in a motorcycle accident and had his chef buddy clean, chop and fry it into tacos for him and a small group of his friends. They actually did describe it as tough. The best part of the entire story was one of the diners texting him from the crapper the next day and the OP responding with "are you making GBS threads me right now?"
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GreenMetalSun posted:
The brand of wine being "Barefoot" is just *chef's kiss*
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Human feet would be the toughest meat to eat, there are so many bones and tendons. the most dangerous game
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Human feet would be the toughest meat to eat, there are so many bones and tendons. Pig's trotters are at least 90% bone, 50-odd of them, and the trick is just to boil the gently caress out of them.
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ookiimarukochan posted:Pig's trotters are at least 90% bone, 50-odd of them, and the trick is just to boil the gently caress out of them. That redtext you got is some aug too
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But how will Dilbert game now?!? (Also loving hell do not click that)
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Radio Paranoia posted:
So long to rubbing one out
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PainterofCrap posted:So long to rubbing one out Maybe that's what he meant by "I couldn't do this without the support of my partner" because yikesaroony
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I believe if you're a furry it's called pawing off so presumably when he stitches the dog feet on he'll actually get better at it.
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teen witch posted:can someone describe what the dilbert related horror is? A video game webcomic started a Gamer Dilbert strip mocking Scott Adams claiming Joe Biden would shoot your dog if elected and it became the best Dilbert comic material ever made. This is where it starts. Then it becomes a saga. pentyne has a new favorite as of 21:37 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:
AUG: I'm so woof without you
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🎵 I'm all out of hands, I'm so woof without you 🎵
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teen witch posted:can someone describe what the dilbert related horror is? It appears as if a furry put his hands in dry ice for six hours so he could get them amputated for his fetish. Link includes picture of dead hands still attached to arm and also him sans hands.  I hope he gets the help he needs/it's as hot as he was hoping it would be and he doesn't live to regret it 
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That picture has been around for a while, at least a couple of years, unless I'm thinking of a different furry amputee
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Wild T posted:There was that dude a year or two ago that lost his foot in a motorcycle accident and had his chef buddy clean, chop and fry it into tacos for him and a small group of his friends. They actually did describe it as tough. The best part of the entire story was one of the diners texting him from the crapper the next day and the OP responding with "are you making GBS threads me right now?" So I guess no one is going to ask for more info about this
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Heath posted:That picture has been around for a while, at least a couple of years, unless I'm thinking of a different furry amputee it's the same one
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i must compose posted:So I guess no one is going to ask for more info about this Reasonably sure it was a setup for the punchline, like the one about standing in line at the grocer that Tom Waits told.
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Sprue posted:It appears as if a furry put his hands in dry ice for six hours so he could get them amputated for his fetish. Link includes picture of dead hands still attached to arm and also him sans hands. I'm pretty sure that dude was dry icing his hands for arthritic pain, and fell asleep in the process. 4chan etc spun it into the furry thing, and it hosed up his life for a while I think
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i must compose posted:So I guess no one is going to ask for more info about this I mean, you could just google it. I remember reading it a couple years ago, and I think it was this Vice article: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf The whole article really isn't worth the click. Dude got a foot chopped off, smuggled it out of the hospital (it was supposed to go in the BIOHAZARD DO NOT TOUCH, NEVER EVER dumpster). Then he made weird human foot tacos for his weird friends to eat and they were not that good. If I had to get something amputated, I would also try to smuggle my former body parts out of the medical center. No religious or spiritual reason, just, like, that's my foot. You cut that fucker off, but let me keep it. I'll put it in a jar of mummy juice or something and display it in the kitchen window. You are a dog, they don't even fit, etc.
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Sleve McDichael posted:I'm pretty sure that dude was dry icing his hands for arthritic pain, and fell asleep in the process. 4chan etc spun it into the furry thing, and it hosed up his life for a while I think There is no medical reason for your flesh to ever come in contact with dry ice unless you are trying to hurt yourself
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Heath posted:There is no medical reason When has that ever stopped someone?
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WITCHCRAFT posted:If I had to get something amputated, I would also try to smuggle my former body parts out of the medical center. No religious or spiritual reason, just, like, that's my foot. You cut that fucker off, but let me keep it. I'll put it in a jar of mummy juice or something and display it in the kitchen window. You are a dog, they don't even fit, etc. I still have it. It’s my me-pearl.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:When has that ever stopped someone? I was skimming the thread and almost posted this, glad I saw your post but yeah, seriously, some people still give their autistic kids bleach because they think it's going to cure them, I wouldn't put anything past human beings 
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alexandriao posted:I was skimming the thread and almost posted this, glad I saw your post Exactly, the thought process could’ve been like “Normal ice soothes pain, so dry ice must be even better! Why has no one thought of this before?!”
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AUG: my lover, aunt, and inspiration
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*Borat voice* Mai aunt!
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Heath posted:There is no medical reason for your flesh to ever come in contact with dry ice unless you are trying to hurt yourself here's some furry telling the whole storyMaybe it's bullshit and he wanted paws, idk
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My first reaction was "that's set up as a joke" but no, no. I know better  Pump Jockey posted:I had a big gallstone (and the gallbladder) removed a few years back. I followed up with the pathology lab after surgery, and the extremely chill lab tech said I could have the stone as long as I picked it up in the next hour before his boss returned from lunch. I must have flipped over half the furniture in my apartment in my haste to get to the lab in time. I was a little annoyed that my hand surgeon refused to let me have the pins that they put into (and then took out of) my hand after I stupidly broke it.
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