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Did you expect Valador to be a Gold Farmer?
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Yes! 78 7.01%
No. 35 3.14%
He banned and disbanded everything 1000 89.85%
Total: 1113 votes
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Valador
Oct 3, 2012

Ask me about my fake GOONS spaceship guild
Im a J4G trash with delusions of grandeur and my hopes to swindle goons labor to some chinese farmers have been dashed by my shameful post count

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

gently caress that poo poo above me this is the new thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3937883

This is our discord.

https://discord.gg/MEe9Qfc

Don't buy into that bullshit.

MarcusSA fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Aug 26, 2020

DaBro
Jul 11, 2020
Got some people working really hard to give Goons the chance to make an impact on this game. Game mechanics are great, works fine on data. This is the game you want to be playing! Mid August, see you there.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

On board to burn my phone battery down every day possible

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.
I've been waiting for this for a long time. See you in recruitment chat.

Inimicul
Oct 14, 2006

Shenanigans!

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


beep-boop, I'm a Nummy Bacon Bot. I scrape your posts for bacon points!

To get your current bacon points message me with !bacon_points

To opt out of collecting nummy bacon points, just put me on ignore!
I'm in.

mynnna
Jan 10, 2004

Strangely tempted considering how hard I burned out on real eve.

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy
Does it run on bluestacks?

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Snail Information posted:

Does it run on bluestacks?

Valador posted:

Q: Can I run this on my computer?
A: NOX, Memu, Bluestacks - They work, in that preferred order of quality.

I used Bluestacks just fine during the first playtest.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
this game is really really close to being a decent eve experience, without all the garbage baggage of a game in the late stages of capitalism and exploits

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Can't wait to rat on my phone and desktop at the same time!

ICkleSmash
Jun 20, 2020
Hurf that Blurf Val

:crackping:

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
I'll give it a shot and put in enough time to be useful, though someone told me I wouldn't be able to show in a tackling frigate and call it a day

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

how wacky a nazi flag. you win the intenret good sir! wow!!!1!

:trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop:

Valador
Oct 3, 2012

Ask me about my fake GOONS spaceship guild

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

how wacky a nazi flag. you win the intenret good sir! wow!!!1!

:trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop::trumppop:

Images removed due to your complaint.

Valador fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jul 18, 2020

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Working as intended.

BobTheVillain
Apr 25, 2009

The perfect counter argument, coming right up.
I see the salt generators are already online in EE discord

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
How exactly am i supposed to multibox a dozen miners for 12 hours a day on my phone? Doesn't sound like eve to me.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SpaceCadetBob posted:

How exactly am i supposed to multibox a dozen miners for 12 hours a day on my phone? Doesn't sound like eve to me.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009

SpaceCadetBob posted:

How exactly am i supposed to multibox a dozen miners for 12 hours a day on my phone? Doesn't sound like eve to me.

Nah, it's going to be all about ratting in EE, at least to start with. Plus, being a mobile game there is auto attack (which honestly EO really ought to have itself with how engaging it is) so multiboxing your phone, your tablet, your old phone, the tablet you bought for your kid and just stole back, ect should be quite dooable really.

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Add a Gacha shop and this might be the most evil game in history.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Bacontotem posted:

Add a Gacha shop and this might be the most evil game in history.

Just make the only good clones come from lootboxes.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
[images removed due to accusations of Nazi propaganda.]
jfc never change goons.
we have a shitton of soviet stuff as well.

I tried that galaxy something game that was an eve ripoff but featuring bizarre ip's like indianna jonez.
it was eve enough,
I wish ya'll luck on your pocket eving.

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy
Just use a different image, instead of trying to stir poo poo.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

repost the propaganda, coward

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
i agree, i find the use of nazi-derived symbology to describe ourselves to be hilarious, that is a good look and we shouldn't be cowardly about it

probably just sjws don't like funny things

what are your favourite subreddits

Valador
Oct 3, 2012

Ask me about my fake GOONS spaceship guild

staberind posted:

[images removed due to accusations of Nazi propaganda.]
jfc never change goons.
we have a shitton of soviet stuff as well.

I tried that galaxy something game that was an eve ripoff but featuring bizarre ip's like indianna jonez.
it was eve enough,
I wish ya'll luck on your pocket eving.

I tried that galaxy garbage as well and it was just that, crap.

This one is an Eve Online port. It is like Eve in your hand, while you poo poo. Its great, give it a go on launch, you hate it, delete and never look at it again.

Valador
Oct 3, 2012

Ask me about my fake GOONS spaceship guild

Snail Information posted:

Just use a different image, instead of trying to stir poo poo.

Custom making some cool stuff, standby.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I played this while making GBS threads multiple times, I highly advise it

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
God dammit, I shouldn't come back to EVE. Especially not mobile EVE that I might actually play because I just finally gave up on my last mobile addiction.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
Still not quite getting this concept.

Eve was always leave your stupid computer on for stupid long hours doing dumb poo poo with voice chat on in the background waiting for something interesting to happen.

Alternatively spending hours moving some stupid pile of poo poo a stupid pile of jumps with scouts ect to not get ganked.

How exactly does that translate to playing for 10 minutes while i'm making a stupid pile of poo poo at work?

Mjolnerd
Jan 28, 2006


Smellrose

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Still not quite getting this concept.

Eve was always leave your stupid computer on for stupid long hours doing dumb poo poo with voice chat on in the background waiting for something interesting to happen.

Alternatively spending hours moving some stupid pile of poo poo a stupid pile of jumps with scouts ect to not get ganked.

How exactly does that translate to playing for 10 minutes while i'm making a stupid pile of poo poo at work?

offline auto-pilot

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Still not quite getting this concept.

Eve was always leave your stupid computer on for stupid long hours doing dumb poo poo with voice chat on in the background waiting for something interesting to happen.

Alternatively spending hours moving some stupid pile of poo poo a stupid pile of jumps with scouts ect to not get ganked.

How exactly does that translate to playing for 10 minutes while i'm making a stupid pile of poo poo at work?

There are a couple reasons why someone might play this over regular Eve: Online.

1. It's a fresh start and a new universe, without the baggage or issues of an established universe that has been through dozens of exploits where individuals we able to attain infinite wealth.

2. It's mobile, and there are things you can do in a 10 minute timespan to progress.

3. It's likely to be far more casual, so if you weren't space important in EO you can fake it till you make it and trick a bunch of pubbies into following you, at least for a little bit.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
There's prob no tie-in to my old EVE account, is there?

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Welp gently caress. Time to un-win EVE, I guess.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Nope, no relation between the universes, totally separate.

NaanViolence
Mar 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'll give it a shot. Will this one have a CSM?!

BobTheVillain
Apr 25, 2009

The perfect counter argument, coming right up.
No word on any CSM. Highly doubt it will happen though. Somewhat-related, this game is run by a different company with daddy CCP and grandpa Pearl Abyss's blessing.

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A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
I think you forgot to link to that chart of supported hardware specs.

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