PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't - "thrilled to present anus whisper"

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Marcade posted:

And has promised a second coming

But lo, He realised He isn't 21 anymore and just couldn't perform like that. And there was much wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 12:33

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:37

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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ChubbyChecker posted:

he is risen

He's hung like this

# ? Jul 20, 2020 12:46

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

It's a stove pipe hat, ya bunch of perverts.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

The heck is that :confused:

# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:22

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The heck is that

I think it was meant to be a stylus

# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:24

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

kirbysuperstar posted:

I think it was meant to be a stylus

If they needed a Pokemon with a conductive dick they kind of skipped over the obvious choice, huh?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:37

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/1285334630078586880?s=21

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:18

DeadlyMuffin: Jul 3, 2007

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/1285334630078586880?s=21

Splinters

# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:18

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

DeadlyMuffin posted:

Splinters

I got u fam

https://twitter.com/shampain0216/status/1285334874161725440?s=21

# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:32

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Bobby Digital posted:

I got u fam

https://twitter.com/shampain0216/status/1285334874161725440?s=21

I'm the 18 yr old ground pepper.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:55

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

tribbledirigible posted:

I'm the 18 yr old ground pepper.

Which Spice Girl figurine is that...?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:11

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Cable Guy posted:

Which Spice Girl figurine is that...?

Legally Adult Spice.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 09:32

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

You guys are just posting actual dicks itt lmao

# ? Jul 21, 2020 11:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PYF Things that Look NWS but Are: actual dicks itt

# ? Jul 21, 2020 15:15

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Perfectly safe for my job at the dildrome

# ? Jul 21, 2020 15:29

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/bDG8hwm.gifv

# ? Jul 22, 2020 23:57

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

I, too had the Taco Bell.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 01:10

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

I'm very disappointed that there's no sound. Not for sex reasons, I think think it would sound interesting haha

# ? Jul 23, 2020 01:26

Teketeketeketeke: Mar 11, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

I'm very disappointed that there's no sound. Not for sex reasons, I think think it would sound interesting haha

Right click ---> unmute :eng101:

there's still no sound

# ? Jul 23, 2020 02:05

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bDG8hwm.gifv

Man, that's a gently caress ton of mud built up in the spillway.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 06:07

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Elviscat posted:

Man, that's a gently caress ton of mud built up in the spillway.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 06:55

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

"clearing mud from the spillway" is going to be my new go-to euphemism

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:06

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

bike tory posted:

"clearing mud from the spillway" is going to be my new go-to euphemism

It's a good one I'll admit, but I'm sticking with "punching out a nazi" or sometimes "sending the PM (prime minister) on holiday"...

# ? Jul 24, 2020 02:50

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Jul 24, 2020 06:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hahaha oh wow that's unfortunate

# ? Jul 24, 2020 07:14

prayer group: May 31, 2011; $#$%^&@@*!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zcax49k.mp4

What loving villain saw that big weird polyp and thought "I'm bout to make it clap"

Why would anyone do this

# ? Jul 24, 2020 07:25

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

I'mma eat dat

# ? Jul 24, 2020 10:47

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Nice buns.

# ? Jul 24, 2020 11:25

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Memento posted:

The last thing Rikishi's opponent sees.

# ? Jul 24, 2020 12:10

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:37

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Cartoon Man posted:

It was made for me

# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:41

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Dagen H posted:

It was made for me

You must be shaped like a q tip

# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:48

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Dagen H posted:

It was made for me

Nonono, she made you. You are so bad at mother's day cards.

# ? Jul 24, 2020 20:08

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jul 24, 2020 20:08

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

protip: dont put your pussy inside a lovely rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 24, 2020 21:41

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 02:23

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/3Mv0v6y.mp4

# ? Jul 25, 2020 18:51

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3Mv0v6y.mp4

Wow, one fetish morphs into another right before your eyes!

# ? Jul 25, 2020 20:01

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

brb shaving my leg

# ? Jul 25, 2020 20:40

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Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

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