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sometimes i say “porpoise reporpoised”!!! out loud my wife, she just stares 
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Occidentally on porpoise
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Jul 24, 2020 05:46
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Hwat, hwen, hwere, hwy And then just botching irregular verbs. Go, goes, goed Pahilla the Hun posted:i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice Warsh Warshington ---------------- |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice I think of this as more of a Jersey/philly thing. baltimore I think of having extremely long o's like this https://youtu.be/mpBI2c-HJYk
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Jul 24, 2020 06:13
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Captain Deez Nuts Captain Disease Nuts |
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Jul 24, 2020 07:55
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Taco Bell —> Taco Smell Crackers—> cackers Teeth—> Teefs (or occasionally toofuses)
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Jul 24, 2020 12:22
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Shrimp—> Scrimps/shcrumps
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Jul 24, 2020 12:23
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Detroit—>de-twa like it’s Fancy and french (cuz it is french) And not a gritty post industrial hellscape Connecticut—>Con-NECK-tih-cut
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Jul 24, 2020 12:26
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What do you mean pacifically? Can you be more pacific? |
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Jul 24, 2020 12:42
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Chicago—> Chicargo
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Jul 24, 2020 16:19
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I fancy a bit of the ol cockney Cracks = cocks Socks = cocks clams = cocks |
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Jul 24, 2020 17:23
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Detroit—>de-twa like it’s Fancy and french (cuz it is french) And not a gritty post industrial hellscape Home Despot |
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Jul 24, 2020 17:43
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Chewbecca posted:What do you mean pacifically? Can you be more pacific? More specificker ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2020 19:55
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dallas teaposit insteaD of talus deposit
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Jul 24, 2020 20:07
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Super Smash Brothers -> Super Snatchman Crothers Chanel -> Channel Donkey Kong - Konkey Dong Computer -> Paputer Garbage -> Buggage Trash Can -> Rubbish Bin ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2020 21:36
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Over-enunciating can also be really good, learned this from the show "toast of london", a few examples would be: Session -> Sess Yin (hard S sounds instead of like "seshin") Compassion -> Cum Pass Yin Function -> funkt yin etc ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2020 21:37
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Over-enunciating can also be really good, learned this from the show "toast of london", a few examples would be: hey doctor dogballs that's a good show
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Jul 24, 2020 21:39
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Jul 24, 2020 22:14
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Jul 25, 2020 17:18
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Chipolte: Chi Pot El Popeyes: Pope Yes Potato: Poe Tae Tee Donald Trump won the popular vote: Donald Trump won the popular vote
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Jul 25, 2020 17:28
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Over-enunciating can also be really good, learned this from the show "toast of london", a few examples would be: Rhed, Hwait, or RHOSE? |
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"No thanks, I don't smoke weed" AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 26, 2020 01:36
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Doing—> DOING! (Cuz that’s how you spelled it)
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Jul 26, 2020 14:16
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I'm thirsty, please excuse me while I get myself a watle of botter. |
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Jul 26, 2020 15:49
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heinous -> hi-ee-nos blood -> b'UwU'd dont murder me -> try it bitch!! try it and find out!!! |
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Jul 26, 2020 15:52
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idiotsavant posted:I fancy a bit of the ol cockney 'cock knee' |
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Jul 26, 2020 15:53
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it buggers belief
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I like to call TV shows by the wrong name Hank of the Hill Bob Burger and the Belchers The Dark Crystal Show Starring Dark Billy Crystal |
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Jul 26, 2020 19:43
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refering to Boeing as "boing, boing, that trampoline company (that also makes airplanes)"
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Jul 26, 2020 21:02
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Doctor Dogballs posted:refering to Boeing as "boing, boing, that trampoline company (that also makes airplanes)" Their airplanes have been simply refusing to bounce, however. |
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Cabernet pronounced as it is spelled Sauvignon blanc pronounced as it is spelled Champagne pronounced as it is spelled And also calling aftertaste "afterbirth" ---------------- |
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Jul 27, 2020 01:31
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say Italian words v loud and in the Italian style like MOZZARELLE 
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Jul 27, 2020 01:34
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prepuce repurposed posted:say Italian words v loud and in the Italian style like MOZZARELLE MOOT za RELL(rolling tongue here) ah! |
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Jul 27, 2020 01:48
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:MOOT za RELL(rolling tongue here) ah! this ^^^ |
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Jul 27, 2020 02:21
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jumbo jack becomes yumbo yack and then i laugh |
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Jul 27, 2020 02:32
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I like telling old ppl omw means Oh My Word
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Jul 27, 2020 02:38
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Jul 27, 2020 02:48
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prepuce repurposed posted:I like telling old ppl omw means Oh My Word It doesn't?? 
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Jul 27, 2020 02:50
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Gabbagool
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