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George Lopez is the kid's teacher in the film, since the movie is a bit of a bait and switch and Sharkboy and Lavagirl are imaginary characters the lead character came up with because the film is basically a messy 2000s version of Never Ending Story mixed with nascent cultural comic book tropes
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 10:30 |
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So Sharkboy and Lavagirl have kids because their creator went through puberty and got horny.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 10:47 |
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How is that Rodriguez can take 50 million dollar movies again and again and they all look like poo poo.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 11:51 |
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In know that won't be it, but I would love a movie about some ubermensch kids that just turned out to be washed up schlubs in a dead end job by 30.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 11:56 |
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Iron Crowned posted:In know that won't be it, but I would love a movie about some ubermensch kids that just turned out to be washed up schlubs in a dead end job by 30. I don't know what kind of career progression you think newspaper reporter has
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:16 |
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Iron Crowned posted:In know that won't be it, but I would love a movie about some ubermensch kids that just turned out to be washed up schlubs in a dead end job by 30. Two hours of Taylor Lautner trying to do a pivot table in Excel in an open-plan office while he slowly loses the will to live.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:19 |
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Red Bones posted:Two hours of Taylor Lautner trying to do a pivot table in Excel in an open-plan office while he slowly loses the will to live. Zaurg the motion picture
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:22 |
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Red Bones posted:Two hours of Taylor Lautner trying to do a pivot table in Excel in an open-plan office while he slowly loses the will to live. In a meeting Susan brings donuts but remembers to bring Taylor a piece of rebar to gnaw on because she's a sweetheart.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:28 |
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https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1286816193257418752?s=20 not content to raid reddit, hollywood will be optioning rights to schoolkids binder paper drawings of mall ninjas
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:58 |
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The story is in /r/ no sleep, seems like it's another attempt to do creepy pasta adaptations like the short-lived Channel Zero did.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:06 |
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Remember when Hollywood optioned that Reddit post about a modern army unit time traveling back to ancient Rome? lol
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:11 |
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Taintrunner posted:Oh I was wondering why this tweet blew up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4rc-x6Cyqs
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:12 |
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I'm gonna get discovered by getting my Fight Club 2 treatment sold by posting to r/unpopularopinion what's that? Chuck P already wrote FC2? I need to fire my agent
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:14 |
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feedmyleg posted:Remember when Hollywood optioned that Reddit post about a modern army unit time traveling back to ancient Rome? lol What? That was a comic book. Really weird and fun.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:16 |
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Taintrunner posted:What? That was a comic book. Why option a comic book when a Reddit post has its own Wikipedia page.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:37 |
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Odd. The comics came out in 2012. Huh. Also here's a fun review of that Tom Hanks submarine movie: https://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2020/07/10/worst-thing-youll-see-all-week-greyhound/ quote:Greyhound, a Tom Hanks movie about an ill-fated destroyer captain trying to protect merchant ships from German U-boats in World War II, isn’t terrible because it’s historically loose and absurdly indifferent to realism. Actual World War II submarine combat would be a snooze-fest for people who watch Tom Hanks movies. Even more boring would be the perspective of the destroyer, which drives around and listens to the ocean and sometimes hucks giant bombs into the water. Destroyers aren’t even the ones getting shot at. So no one can blame a filmmaker for wanting to Hollywood it up a little, with submarines and destroyers firing broadsides at each other as if they were in a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. With U-boats with actual wolves painted on their conning towers. With German captains prank calling the Allies to make wolf howling noises. Because wolf packs, you see. Not every submarine movie can be Das Boot, and not every submarine movie should be.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:40 |
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but does it have dubstep
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:43 |
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What movie most embarrassingly features dubstep?
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:44 |
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honestly, probably Deadpool 2
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:45 |
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Over a million dollars for a (presumably) lovely creepypasta. I've been wasting my life.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:56 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1286816193257418752?s=20 We are crawling ever closer to the Big Fat Liar reality.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 14:09 |
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Taintrunner posted:Odd. The comics came out in 2012. Huh. it actually came out 2007-2008, maybe prufock451 has been doing some wiki-vandalism.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 14:29 |
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How long til someone buys the movie rights to 'Love Will Be The Death Of Us' (for the record, https://medium.com/@ianmack/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0 Though I more recommend https://medium.com/@alexandraerin/infidelity-will-be-the-death-of-my-marriage-1020720676ef to preserve your sanity) Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Jul 25, 2020 |
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wyoming posted:it actually came out 2007-2008, maybe prufock451 has been doing some wiki-vandalism. do i dare to delete a speech?
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 14:53 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:How is that Rodriguez can take 50 million dollar movies again and again and they all look like poo poo. Alita looked amazing.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 15:54 |
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When will the Groverhaus movie come out?
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:05 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:When will the Groverhaus movie come out? I think Doom Bathroom would be more compelling
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:08 |
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Well, our former overlord needs money, so get ready for the newest James Wan joint DOOM HOUSE.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:25 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:When will the Groverhaus movie come out? It's been awhile since there was a Poe adaptation with any money behind it but I think A24's The Fall of the House of Grover might be a big hit.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:55 |
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I wonder how much money I could get for a script about a guy who sets beehives on fire, possibly on a swingset.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 17:27 |
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:I wonder how much money I could get for a script about a guy who sets beehives on fire, possibly on a swingset. That just sounds like a deleted scene from Gummo
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 17:44 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:How is that Rodriguez can take 50 million dollar movies again and again and they all look like poo poo. I was just reminded of when Spy Kids 3 came out and we got it at our theater, but whoever was the projectionist on duty the night it came in and was spliced together accidentally put like reel four in front of reel three, so the movie was now out of order. One person in the entire time - roughly six weeks - we had that movie complained, and that’s because they were somehow seeing the movie a second time, having seen it elsewhere. No one else noticed, or at least complained. We never bothered to fix it because there was no time in the summer to tear down half a film and then re-splice it back together properly. I did accidentally put a reel of Julie & Julia in upside down once, but that was an easy fix - snip the splices on both ends of the reel and just... flip the film... oh god it’s sagging please don’t fall into a pile oh god oh god oh god - over and resplice! Perfectly simple. Not 100% sure why “Robert Rodriguez’s movies usually look lovely” reminded me of that beyond “apparently he makes movies where the middle absolutely doesn’t matter at all, too” crossing my mind
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 18:27 |
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The Cameo posted:I did accidentally put a reel of Julie & Julia in upside down once, but that was an easy fix - snip the splices on both ends of the reel and just... flip the film... oh god it’s sagging please don’t fall into a pile oh god oh god oh god - over and resplice! Perfectly simple. Doh ho ho ho. The real-life epilogue to Julie is something out of a sketch comedy.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 19:00 |
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The Cameo posted:I was just reminded of when Spy Kids 3 came out and we got it at our theater, but whoever was the projectionist on duty the night it came in and was spliced together accidentally put like reel four in front of reel three, so the movie was now out of order. Spy Kids 3 seems like exactly the kind of movie where you could mix up the different reels because it's an episodic sort of structure where they go to different videogame levels. Who cares whether they go to the volcano level or the ice level first?
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 19:10 |
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Somewhere the dude who tried to turn Skinwalker Ranch into a big thing is grinding his teeth into a fine paste while screaming about Reddit. I skimmed the first part of the story and it's embarrassing airport level novel writing that's probably mid-tier even for r/nosleep, but it's fine. Not sure how it's really worth that much though. The ideas are basic as hell. Oh it's a will-o-the-wisp, then it appears as a naked dude *gasp* and finally it's a burlap scarecrow...but get this, it can come alive if you set it on fire too close to your house!
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 19:16 |
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pospysyl posted:Spy Kids 3 seems like exactly the kind of movie where you could mix up the different reels because it's an episodic sort of structure where they go to different videogame levels. Who cares whether they go to the volcano level or the ice level first? I had a feeling that might have been it back then. Although we did have an employee sit through the movie after that complaint and he was like “I wouldn’t be able to point out where it got messed up if I tried” Hell, for all we know we didn’t screw up and whatever other theater that person had seen the movie at had. I just remember it being ridiculous because the complaint was on the first showing Saturday of opening weekend, so that family had literally seen the movie the day before and was seeing it again. On a beautiful, cloudless summer day. Tourists. Pah. Inspector Gesicht posted:Doh ho ho ho. The real-life epilogue to Julie is something out of a sketch comedy. Oh god I don’t know this, tell it tell it tell it
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 19:24 |
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I dug spy kids but Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the first movie I remember actively disliking. Which is funny because now I kinda dig what he was going for.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 19:41 |
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The Cameo posted:Oh god I don’t know this, tell it tell it tell it quote:In her follow-up book, Julie Powell freely admits to cheating on her husband for two years after the events depicted in the movie The book, Cleaving, has less to do with cooking and her newfound interest in butchery than her out-in-the-open affairs, how obsessive she became over her lover, gratuitous descriptions of her sex life and the wounds she received during sex, and how much she enjoyed it and didn't want to stop. Needless to say, the book was largely panned on its release.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 19:49 |
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I dunno why people think anyone wants to read a book about how they're a shithead.
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