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spotted ratty's hidden message to looke and vitamins 🔚🔙🔛🔝🔜
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Ratjaculation posted:🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧🏳 spotted a secret message in ratty's post waiting for inexplicable humblebrag to make a good post before giving up
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Jul 27, 2020 00:31
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i'm the toilet sign
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NotJustANumber99 posted:spotted a secret message in ratty's post waiting for inexplicable humblebrag to make a good post before giving up can't do a post referencing you unfortunately because there doesn't seem to be a "tedious, lonely piece of poo poo blasting out fake livejournal updates for attention" emoji
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Jul 27, 2020 00:44
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the wait goes on! the attention thing is weird. To my shame I read more daily mail style comments sections than is healthy and its a common refrain on there. Calling people an attention seeker.
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Jul 27, 2020 00:55
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oh no the thread has contracted gbs
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Jul 27, 2020 04:16
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45 pages until we're posting from the future.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:can't do a post referencing you unfortunately because there doesn't seem to be a "tedious, lonely piece of poo poo blasting out fake livejournal updates for attention" emoji 🗑️🔥
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Jul 27, 2020 07:42
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I'm very happy to be back at work tonight (dusk bat survey) But if it rains I just need to drive to site, take a photo of the rain (???) and I get paid for the full 8 hours. If it isn't raining I probably have a max of 4 hours work. Pray for rain
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Jul 27, 2020 08:04
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could you pass off someone else's rain photography as your own and just stay home or do you have to geotag it
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British summertime is a wonderful thing Disgusting humidity at the low 20s, or miserable rain at 15, 16c Just give me a goddamn thunderstorm and be done with it
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Jul 27, 2020 08:24
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heavy rain right now makes me think of the jungle
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kecske posted:could you pass off someone else's rain photography as your own and just stay home or do you have to geotag it Yeah I'd be worried that they look at the meta data or something 😪
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Jul 27, 2020 08:58
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I'm rooting for your rain, ratty
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It's definitely raining
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Seems like Ratty learned the rain dance in new Zealand Be careful not to let that power fall into the wrong hands
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Jul 27, 2020 09:39
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posting for longevity
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NotJustANumber99 posted:heavy rain right now makes me think of the jungle shaaawn
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So my company which was trying to make us take holiday retroactively during the furlough so they would only have to pay us 20% have now backtracked completely and are just giving us the holiday days back. But it was an honest mistake honest we werent trying to do something illegal with the hope you wouldn't notice, not at all What a bunch of cunts
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Jul 27, 2020 13:29
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seize the means of production my friend by which i mean give your boss a reacharound
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corn in the socialist workers party
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I hate working for lovely billionaires
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fridge corn posted:I hate working for lovely billionaires You could have just said billionaires
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what about this guy: The biggest gainer in dollar terms is Qin Yinglin, the world’s richest pig breeder. He’s ranked No. 43 and is worth $18.5 billion--a $14.2 billion jump since the 2019 list, after shares of his Shenzhen-listed Muyuan Foods nearly tripled as the African swine flu reduced the supply of pigs and drove up prices.
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show us the hog
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fridge corn posted:There doesn't seem to be any oil on that roundabout. Also according to the video title that car has a welded diff so its either a dedicated drift car or it's an old shitter and they've done a decent amount of work just to mess about. Either way doing skids is cool so stfu My bad then. I just pulled up the first Youtube video I found. It definitely is a thing though. There's a few roundabouts near me that get closed for oil removal on an almost weekly basis.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:show us the hog 
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Woke Pob posted:My bad then. I just pulled up the first Youtube video I found. It definitely is a thing though. There's a few roundabouts near me that get closed for oil removal on an almost weekly basis. I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts
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freelop posted:You could have just said billionaires You're right I could have
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i dont really know what a skid is but I can do them in my 80hp smart car
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i dont really know what a skid is but I can do them in my 80hp smart car One of the funniest moments of my life was doing donuts in my Smart car in a large, empty, snow covered car-park. I miss that dumb little car.
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Doing it in a clapped out mini that’s held together with gaffer tape and hope is an experience.
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Brit here. The other day when I was walking down the street, there were a couple of smelly chavs stood on the corner sharing a bottle of white lightning. One of the wankers lit up a snout then spat on the ground right where I was walking. I threw my chips cheese and beans at his head then legged it to gently caress. The other chav tried chasing me but tripped up on a man hole cover. I was pissing myself.
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Jul 27, 2020 21:17
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fridge corn posted:I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts I don't know the theory behind it, but I imagine it just makes skidding easier and seem more friction-less and that's drifting in their minds. I doubt the average boy racer car round these parts is equipped to do actual drifting. I drive more cautiously than my nan and have never attempting any drifting outside of a Ridge Racer game, so I don't know poo poo.
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Jul 27, 2020 21:48
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They don't want to modify their lovely car, they just want to go sideways.
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Jul 27, 2020 21:51
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Roger Henson IV posted:Brit here. The other day when I was walking down the street, there were a couple of smelly chavs stood on the corner sharing a bottle of white lightning. One of the wankers lit up a snout then spat on the ground right where I was walking. I threw my chips cheese and beans at his head then legged it to gently caress. The other chav tried chasing me but tripped up on a man hole cover. I was pissing myself. Nice try, but no chav would leave the house without applying at least 1/2 a can of Lynx Africa deodorant.
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Jul 27, 2020 21:53
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i get tescos own brand lynx stuff
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Jul 27, 2020 21:55
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