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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




quote:

"According to Immanuel, people can tell if they have taken an demonic spirit husband or spirit wife if they have a sex dream about someone they know or a celebrity, wake up aroused, stop getting along with their real-world spouse, lose money, or generally experience any hardship.

Alternately, they could just be having dream-sex with a human witch instead of a demon, she posits.

“There are those that are called astral sex,” Immanuel said in the sermon. “That means this person is not really a demon being or a nephilim. It’s just a human being that’s a witch, and they astral project and sleep with people.”

Immanuel’s bizarre medical ideas don’t stop with demon sex in dreams. In a 2015 sermon that laid out a supposed Illuminati plan hatched by “a witch” to destroy the world using abortion, gay marriage, and children’s toys, among other things, Immanuel claimed that DNA from space aliens is currently being used in medicine.

“They’re using all kinds of DNA, even alien DNA, to treat people,” Immanuel said.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine

lmao

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Stack Machine posted:

I'm still irrationally enraged at Americans using "period" for the literal sense and "full stop" for the figurative one. I like to imagine everybody doing this has no idea they're talking about punctuation.

you would literally die if you heard me talk eye arrgh elle

Stack Machine
Mar 6, 2016

I can see through time!
Fun Shoe

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

you would literally die if you heard me talk eye arrgh elle

Like I even think language prescriptivism is dumb but this one feature of modern english just triggers my latent pedantry for some mysterious reason.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Stack Machine posted:

I'm still irrationally enraged at Americans using "period" for the literal sense and "full stop" for the figurative one. I like to imagine everybody doing this has no idea they're talking about punctuation.

Nevermind the full stops

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

there wolf posted:

This guy is clearly some anti-Isreal nutcase, but I've never heard of any non-European Jewish community not being able to have alcohol.

He's an antisemite. Might use being anti-Israel as an excuse for that. Wouldn't be the first!

https://twitter.com/ConsumerChampi2/status/1288103666944073729

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Stack Machine posted:

I'm still irrationally enraged at Americans using "period" for the literal sense and "full stop" for the figurative one. I like to imagine everybody doing this has no idea they're talking about punctuation.

We are a country that spent a whole summer with this on our radios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFpsDAL4oKE

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nasca29/status/1288103500338135045

:allears:

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

It was literally its selling point.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


"Demon sperm" is trending on Twitter and I want everything to come to a full stop.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Arsenic Lupin posted:

"Demon sperm" is trending on Twitter and I want everything to come to a full stop.

The real question is, is demon sperm good for Rosacea?

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

ultrafilter posted:

Today should be a good day for iosm.

Oh no, wherever will he find a platform willing to let him express his views if he refuses to kowtow to Big Tweet? :ohdear:

e: Also, I haven't seen a single peep in the media about his girlfriend's covid since she tested positive for it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/insaneletterbox/status/1288114245826039814?s=21

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

I am incredibly relieved and majorly disappointed that screenshot cuts off when it does

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Hello Sailor posted:

e: Also, I haven't seen a single peep in the media about his girlfriend's covid since she tested positive for it.

if there's no managed PR/press releases about someone's status then trying to poke around and papparazzi someone's medical treatment is not only invasively creepy but at this point likely illegal with HIPAA and such

herman cain is almost certainly near death at this point, we're close to a month with no news on his status after being hospitalized, and he's 71

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Arsenic Lupin posted:

"Demon sperm" is trending on Twitter and I want everything to come to a full stop.



And "Alien DNA" I guess

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

"Demon sperm" is trending on Twitter and I want everything to come to a full stop.

Demon sperm can bring your period to a full stop.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



How on earth is "demon semen" not the trending thing

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

I've never been happier that I just kept scrolling down out of curiosity

https://twitter.com/VinMan17/status/1287541918386122753

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/VanceGinn/status/1287951010376417282

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
English women be like sorry I can't I'm on my full stop

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/consumerchampi2/status/1287867314864394242?s=21

I mean, the first part is true, but what the gently caress do you think Jesus drank at the last supper?

My rabbi enjoys craft beers so we used to go to some breweries and get shloshed.
Also it is literally commanded in the Torah to drink wine and on Purim Jews are expected to get so drunk they forget the characters in the story.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Madkal posted:

My rabbi enjoys craft beers so we used to go to some breweries and get shloshed.
Also it is literally commanded in the Torah to drink wine and on Purim Jews are expected to get so drunk they forget the characters in the story.

That's from the Talmud, which this guy says is false Judaism. Because he's an antisemite.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I think you’ll find that this man knows how to Judaism CORRECTLY, unlike your rabbi, a mere Jew.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Stack Machine posted:

I'm still irrationally enraged at Americans using "period" for the literal sense and "full stop" for the figurative one. I like to imagine everybody doing this has no idea they're talking about punctuation.

Don't worry, we use period for the figurative one as well, just to keep things interesting.
Or sometimes both together.

"The US language is the best language. Period. Full-stop. End of discussion. #MAGA."

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Data Graham posted:

We are a country that spent a whole summer with this on our radios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFpsDAL4oKE

Until you posted that I’d spent the last 20 years thinking I’d just imagined that song like some kind of Sinbad-Genie movie thing so thanks so much for that.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/maryannmichael1/status/1287384270294544384

https://twitter.com/regbedier/status/1288175382282133506

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BLM, Antifa, LGBT, the DNC ... it’s like the only way they can understand identities like this existing is if they are a Corporation with like a CEO

(who is Soros)

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

in the replies to the original post:

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1288283061902356487?s=20

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Here you are mocking the picture of the buses when you should instead be using your tiny leftist brain to agree with the false premise that the post tries to establish. Nice critical thinking skills you got there from Toilet U

https://twitter.com/maryannmichael1/status/1288298899082375169



(also screen cap of op)

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


"a much watch"

Normally a typo is not something big to make fun of, (I'm sure he meant to say 'must watch'), but given that it is a Trump failson promoting a doctor that is saying that diseases are caused by sex with demons and that medicine is made with alied DNA, then I am not entirely sure it is a typo.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TalkToMe/status/1288286969622126593

:jerkbag:

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

BrigadierSensible posted:

Normally a typo is not something big to make fun of [...] alied DNA

:laugh:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

We would like to remind everyone that the Gestapo were real people with real feelings.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Look. Yes. This person was dragged off the street by plainclothes men in an unmarked van that threatened to shoot the people trying to help her from being literally snatched off the street by complete strangers. But please remember that these officers are people, and she deserved it for breaking cameras.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

SpacePig posted:

Look. Yes. This person was dragged off the street by plainclothes men in an unmarked van that threatened to shoot the people trying to help her from being literally snatched off the street by complete strangers. But please remember that these officers are people, and she deserved it for breaking cameras.

She put stickers on them, super horrible damage!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/aspic_tarantula/status/1287059951580524545?s=21

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Midnight Voyager posted:

She put stickers on them, super horrible damage!

She didn't even break then? Just blocked the lenses? Seriously? I can't even laugh anymore so this incredibly dumb poo poo.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Midnight Voyager posted:

She put stickers on them, super horrible damage!

Also, we the police, used our valuable resources in hunting, identifying, and then dragging this unarmed woman off the streets, instead of using said valuable resources and manpower to try and find rapists or murderers.

But remember we are people too.

edit: Serious question:

Surely police departments all over America will see drastic reductions in people wanting to join. What young person would ever want to be a police officer now?

You might get a goody two shoes who is all "I want to change the system from within. There is still good in the heart of the department" type idealists, but apart from the tiny amount of those, who else but overcompensating violent racist fucknuggets are going to sign up?

BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Jul 29, 2020

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It’s amazing how good cops are at tracking people down when they inconvenience them slightly, but there’s nothing they can do when they break into your home and take everything you own.

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