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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gleebster posted:

What does it say that I was relieved those shirts did not read, "white lives matter"?

There is a pickup truck that I occasionally see driving in what is AT MOST a half-white neighborhood with a bunch of police stickers and poo poo on it but a big one on the tailgate that says WHITE LIVES MATTER MORE


every time I see it I am dumbfounded that that stupid motherfucker hasn't been killed yet, or his truck destroyed at least

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Pastry of the Year posted:

they are clearly doing that on television :colbert:

anyone with an interest in Double Dare would do quite well to watch the Nick Knacks feature on the franchise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGw1ycQkg4o

I like this series quite a bit, honestly; I've had friends tell me they were interested in the subject matter but put off by the narrator, so YMMV.

This is great, cheers!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

There is a pickup truck that I occasionally see driving in what is AT MOST a half-white neighborhood with a bunch of police stickers and poo poo on it but a big one on the tailgate that says WHITE LIVES MATTER MORE


every time I see it I am dumbfounded that that stupid motherfucker hasn't been killed yet, or his truck destroyed at least

Be the bologna prints you want to see in the world.

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

I thought bologna on cars was an urban legend.
At least it would attract raccoons or something depending on the local wildlife scene. Then again the kind of person with that sticker would probably either A) eat the bologna himself or B) kill the raccoons and eat them.
Furry little bastards completely destroyed my kids' swimming pool two weeks ago.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

The Bloop posted:

There is a pickup truck that I occasionally see driving in what is AT MOST a half-white neighborhood with a bunch of police stickers and poo poo on it but a big one on the tailgate that says WHITE LIVES MATTER MORE


every time I see it I am dumbfounded that that stupid motherfucker hasn't been killed yet, or his truck destroyed at least

Hmm

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Sliced tomato is the trick

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Sliced tomato is the trick

you don't often see a player multiclass as chef and vandal so write this down before the next Plot Event

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If I ever saw that truck parked somewhere I would definitely do.... Something

Can't exactly spell out MORON on his hood with bologna while driving through traffic

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

you don't often see a player multiclass as chef and vandal so write this down before the next Plot Event

You don't know many chefs I take it

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




The Bloop posted:

There is a pickup truck that I occasionally see driving in what is AT MOST a half-white neighborhood with a bunch of police stickers and poo poo on it but a big one on the tailgate that says WHITE LIVES MATTER MORE


every time I see it I am dumbfounded that that stupid motherfucker hasn't been killed yet, or his truck destroyed at least

Take off the valve caps on the tires, put a .177 bb in each cap, recap the valves with varying tightness for each (think: enough to cause flats a few days/weeks apart)

Queen-Of-Hearts has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Jul 29, 2020

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
Definitely NSFW (even if it's just ceramic).

https://i.imgur.com/wHZumjq.jpg

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

GreenMetalSun posted:

Definitely NSFW (even if it's just ceramic).

https://i.imgur.com/wHZumjq.jpg

How am I supposed to pee with a ceramic dick up my rear end and a raging boner?

This is a design flaw.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How am I supposed to pee with a ceramic dick up my rear end and a raging boner?

This is a design flaw.

You piss in the mouth.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Paladinus posted:

You piss in the mouth.

My own right? Because it would be silly, otherwise.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm more curious about the person who has a dick growing perpendicular to their taint.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

OwlFancier posted:

I'm more curious about the person who has a dick growing perpendicular to their taint.

Listen buddy, I didn't ask for this kind of judgment

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Would totally piss in the goatse urinal.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


GreenMetalSun posted:

Definitely NSFW (even if it's just ceramic).

https://i.imgur.com/wHZumjq.jpg

Everyone is wrong. You are supposed to approach it in inverted version to dock properly.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Humphreys posted:

Everyone is wrong. You are supposed to approach it in inverted version to dock properly.

But then you’re just pissing inside your own body cavity? So you’re not even pissing at all!


There was this show that came out on Discovery/National Geographic/etc about 15-20 years ago where this guy would go live with remote tribes for a few weeks. One of the tribes, I think in New Guinea (?) has this custom where the men would invert push their schlongs back inside them or something (?). The host tried it and when his dick flipped he started freaking out because it felt so weird.

I don’t think it was a very long-loved show but I’ve been thinking about that ever since I saw it. I think it was called “Going Tribal” or something like that? Maybe I’m way off on the title. But someone please help me find a clip of that show or the inverted dick.


UPDATE! IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK TO PENIS INVERSION.... : https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00ckmdt


Bloodfart McCoy has a new favorite as of 14:53 on Jul 30, 2020

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

My only complaint would be if it affected the strength of the NyQuil. Would eat the chicken that causes me to immediately pass out.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

GreenMetalSun posted:

My only complaint would be if it affected the strength of the NyQuil. Would eat the chicken that causes me to immediately pass out.

Sure, if you can eat it without gagging. NyQuil is gross as hell.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Potentially harmful chemical interactions aside, the taste would be HORRIFYING.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
hope you like liver failure

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
used to read threads about people robo-tripping. apparently drinking a whole bottle of nyquil is known to make you puke a huge red mess, so it's advised to hang out near the toilet in the beginning, one guy barfed a all over the living room cause he was out of his mind tripping out.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

used to read threads about people robo-tripping. apparently drinking a whole bottle of nyquil is known to make you puke a huge red mess, so it's advised to hang out near the toilet in the beginning, one guy barfed a all over the living room cause he was out of his mind tripping out.

I can confirm that you puke a giant red mess, luckily I was near the toilet. I really do not recommend robotripping. gently caress, the things you'll do to get high when you're unemployed and broke.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Livers are bourgeois

SamsCola
Jun 5, 2009
Pillbug

Iron Crowned posted:

I can confirm that you puke a giant red mess, luckily I was near the toilet. I really do not recommend robotripping. gently caress, the things you'll do to get high when you're unemployed and broke.

I had fun when I did it in college but everyone's different. The high is definitely something else. Not like alcohol or weed. Closer to mushrooms, but the dissociative effect is more intense.

I bought the capsules cause I didn't want to taste that nasty stuff. The Walmart lady gave us all funny looks.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Lol if you just don't sniff glue and get hosed up on vanilla extract

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
MC Chris - The Tussin
What is MC Chris even up to these days?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

HelleSpud posted:

MC Chris - The Tussin
What is MC Chris even up to these days?

I'll take "Who cares?" for 2000, Alex.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

HelleSpud posted:

MC Chris - The Tussin
What is MC Chris even up to these days?

https://hornet.com/stories/mc-chris-sexual-assault/

quote:

According to mc chris, he and Thompson would drink together a lot. But this time, at the Clermont Lounge — “which meant we were drinking after drinking,” Ward writes — Thompson grabbed Ward by the hips from behind. Thompson then “humped [him] three times.” When Ward tried to run away, Thompson chased him. Ward said, “You have to stop doing this stuff!” adding “You’re my boss.”

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012


:( Poor Chris. That's awful. Some dude did that to me in line for a theater one time and it has loving stayed with me. I still hate being in a crowd or having people very close behind me. poo poo sucks. I hope he has been getting therapy

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

don longjohns posted:

:( Poor Chris. That's awful. Some dude did that to me in line for a theater one time and it has loving stayed with me. I still hate being in a crowd or having people very close behind me. poo poo sucks. I hope he has been getting therapy

Happened to me in a nice bar in Brooklyn. Dude humped me, winked then sat down with his female date.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
e, poor mc chris

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
wow, space-god-drat

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Well I didn't want to be thinking about that bussy :mad:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...
Just work that bunny, work that body make sure you don't hurt no body

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/bT2Lzu4.mp4

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

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