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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Well now I understand this tweet a lot more than I did last night.

https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1288280172857196547?s=21

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
what a stupid loving psychopath
https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1288202029739933699
(idiot isn't this tweet but in the picture they're tweeting, obviously)

"Covid is affecting Americans of color more, because they're the most vulnerable in a white supremacist state built to exploit and brutalize them."
"Psshhh, just track all them foreign people then."

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Hispanics in Texas: all from Mexico

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

hawowanlawow posted:

Hispanics in Texas: all from Mexico

ftfy

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

I've always said the US should give Texas back to Mexico. I don't know if they'd take it, but it's worth trying.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1288556648328507394?s=21

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
this is less interesting but there's just so much incredible different types of peak California cringe happening. nobody survives it. everyone gets to be SOME kind of idiot.








addendum: a random black dude (who is in this thread now, apparently, KING OF ALL BLACKS) came in to give imran an n word pass lmao

Punkin Spunkin has a new favorite as of 21:47 on Jul 29, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Punkin Spunkin posted:

this is less interesting but there's just so much incredible different types of peak California cringe happening. nobody survives it. everyone gets to be SOME kind of idiot.




addendum: a random black dude (who is in this thread now, apparently, KING OF ALL BLACKS) came in to give imran an n word pass lmao

the gently caress is that California Salad

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

the gently caress is that California Salad
It's grapefruit and avocado and you WILL LIKE IT

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Salads are the biggest scams ever because no place that serves food seem to be able to make one under 1000 calories worth of oil, dressing, cheese, bacon etc.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Punkin Spunkin posted:

It's grapefruit and avocado and you WILL LIKE IT


:wrong:

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, wow. Human beings are very dumb.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

jjack229 posted:

I've always said the US should give Texas back to Mexico. I don't know if they'd take it, but it's worth trying.

This is one way to make moving back to Texas sound appealing

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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if you’d like to move to Mexico what’s stopping you?

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

oldpainless posted:

if you’d like to move to Mexico what’s stopping you?

I mean, Mexico closed off their border to the US.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mathematicsprof/status/1288614829125754880

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Well that does it. You have convinced me sir. It was a mistake giving them the vote. All because once, a woman answered a maths question without explaining who she got the answer from. Bitches! (She was probably ugly and slutty too. Amirite?)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kuwcarm/status/1288157367411126279

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Why does God CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY NIPPLES?

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.


feeeeeeeeemales

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
It's kind of ironic how obsessed with clothing religious people tend to be, considering that was what pissed off God in the first place, Adam and Eve putting their clothes on.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Nips

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Clearly God liked nips. He's offended when you cover them up.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

BioEnchanted posted:

It's kind of ironic how obsessed with clothing religious people tend to be, considering that was what pissed off God in the first place, Adam and Eve putting their clothes on.

Nah. God getting pissed off at them caused the clothes to be put on.
Fundies are obsessed with the amount of clothing it is "proper" to wear to remind them that their god hates them, and does so for an arbitrary reason that happened long long ago.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

BrigadierSensible posted:

Nah. God getting pissed off at them caused the clothes to be put on.
Fundies are obsessed with the amount of clothing it is "proper" to wear to remind them that their god hates them, and does so for an arbitrary reason that happened long long ago.

Nah they put clothes on after eating the fruit. That’s what tipped God off

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
reminder that mormon bubble porn is a thing.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/uf0s8mycat/status/1288510973435949057?s=21

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Note that the replies to this tweet are very :nws:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Katt posted:

Salads are the biggest scams ever because no place that serves food seem to be able to make one under 1000 calories worth of oil, dressing, cheese, bacon etc.
How does that make them a scam?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

There used to be a local restaurant that served a salad with wasabi dressing and rare seared tuna. It was definitely worth ordering.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Aw. I can't be too mad at this dude. He admits he's wrong and shittalks homeschooling.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Tim is fun to watch and is also a huge idiot. Both of those go hand in hand.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

christmas boots posted:

Nah they put clothes on after eating the fruit. That’s what tipped God off

So what you are saying is, if you want to trick an almighty being, all it takes is to not put on your underpants. Then they will think everything is fine.

Silly god.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

BrigadierSensible posted:

So what you are saying is, if you want to trick an almighty being, all it takes is to not put on your underpants. Then they will think everything is fine.

Silly god.

Mormonism suddenly making a lot more sense.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006


HAH this is because we're realising that bras are mostly pointless except to hide the fact that women have nipples. I've been ranting about this for months now.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Wait, so bras don't stop boobs from getting droopy? This is very distressing.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Gargamel Gibson posted:

Wait, so bras don't stop boobs from getting droopy? This is very distressing.

boobies wanna droop
let the boobies hit the floor

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
If you have big and/or saggy tits bras are 100% necessary to do daily activities comfortably. Running down stairs or exercising sucks without your boulders strapped down.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I thought surely they must also serve the same purpose as like, putting bandaids over your nips so they don't chafe when you go jogging. Because AAAAA

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

I thought surely they must also serve the same purpose as like, putting bandaids over your nips so they don't chafe when you go jogging. Because AAAAA

Think of it this way. Jockstraps can be worn for modesty reasons or sexy reasons, but they're primarily functional garments for protecting your bits and there's no cultural mandate that you must wear one or else be seen as too sexy/not sexy enough. Bras have functional uses, but those get buried under catering to boners.

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