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Ego-bot posted:I've been waiting for someone awful to die of Covid and that day is here.  bad snipe, here's some content: https://twitter.com/i/status/1287220401609691140 ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 30, 2020 |
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HungryMedusa posted:He’s just lucky another skitcher didn’t come hit him with a board with nails, a lead pipe or a cattle prod! B A Down A Start Start
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Jul 30, 2020 03:07
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This is such a pro-tier dad joke.
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Jul 30, 2020 03:30
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Jul 30, 2020 04:06
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Ego-bot posted:I've been waiting for someone awful to die of Covid and that day is here. https://twitter.com/TPUSA/status/1288251564256186369  Lots of people offering their condolences (lol) in the comments
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Jul 30, 2020 04:39
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Roblo posted:Must have loving hurt. Hitting the edge of a door (and then a wall) at that speed. He looks douchey but it hurts; I feel a little bad for the dumbass. I got doored on a bike once (not skitchin, just biking in the city). Lots of blood running down my face and a large chunk of the door's insides torn off and stuck to my handlebars. Schad was it was a BMW and owner tried to start a fight with me for messing up his door, while a rowdy crowd of high school kids just getting out for the day witnessed and threatened to beat his rear end for bloodying my face. I just kind of soaked it in dazed in shock while a mid-life-crisis sports car owner fled the scene fearing a beat down. I kept that chunk of upholstery stuck to my handlebars for years as a trophy.
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Jul 30, 2020 05:03
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piratescurvy posted:He looks douchey but it hurts; I feel a little bad for the dumbass. I got doored on a bike once (not skitchin, just biking in the city). Lots of blood running down my face and a large chunk of the door's insides torn off and stuck to my handlebars. Schad was it was a BMW and owner tried to start a fight with me for messing up his door, while a rowdy crowd of high school kids just getting out for the day witnessed and threatened to beat his rear end for bloodying my face. I just kind of soaked it in dazed in shock while a mid-life-crisis sports car owner fled the scene fearing a beat down. I kept that chunk of upholstery stuck to my handlebars for years as a trophy. As a fellow city cyclist: it's always the drat BMW drivers, getting doored by one of those is legit my biggest fear, glad you didn't get hurt that much.
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Jul 30, 2020 05:47
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Jul 30, 2020 07:17
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Lurkman posted:https://twitter.com/TPUSA/status/1288251564256186369 I thought that was John Travolta wearing a mask.
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Jul 30, 2020 08:49
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Lurkman posted:Lots of people offering their condolences (lol) in the comments conlolences
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Jul 30, 2020 08:50
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Jul 30, 2020 08:58
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Samovar posted:At least he doesn't double down. Yeah, at first I was laughing at him for being a dumb idiot, but at the end I genuinely feel sorry for him. He doesn't seem to be a dumb idiot as such, just woefully uneducated. If he had had a regular education he'd probably be perfectly fine. Hell, his reaction to being corrected and having one of his fundamental truths proved wrong shows a willingness and capacity to learn that many people don't have. Just a sad situation.
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Jul 30, 2020 10:07
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Jul 30, 2020 10:37
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 Bear mace exploded inside a hot car The broken windscreen is probably the least of their worries
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Jul 30, 2020 11:50
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Memento posted:Bear mace exploded inside a hot car I had a friend in high school who opened a drawer at home and had a can of bear spray explode in her face at close range. She was out of school for a week, and when she came back she looked like she’d gone face first into a campfire. That poo poo can cause blisters. Car is probably totaled.
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Jul 30, 2020 12:12
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Nice, a self descriptive shirt.
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Memento posted:
What’s the point of hanging a cross in your car if it isn’t going to provide protection against bears and/or exploding cans of bear mace?
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Jul 30, 2020 13:23
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Memento posted:
Oh man, I had that happen with the little can of dog spray when I worked as a temp delivery substitute for USPS as a summer job. It is the WORST and it took quite a bit of cleaning to neutralize and remove that poo poo from just about every surface of the interior of my car.
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Jul 30, 2020 13:53
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Jedit posted:I thought that was John Travolta wearing a mask. Can't you read? It's John Travolta not wearing a mask
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Jul 30, 2020 14:11
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purple death ray posted:Can't you read? It's John Travolta not wearing a mask No no no, it's Nick Cage wearing a John Travolta mask. Easy mistake to make, despite them literally making a movie about it.
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Jul 30, 2020 14:24
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Ego-bot posted:I've been waiting for someone awful to die of Covid and that day is here. quote:Montgomery, who started it in 2012 with young conservative star Charlie Kirk, died at the age of 80 on Tuesday from Covid-19, according to pro-Drumpf conservative strategist Caleb Hull, who posted about the death on Twitter and his personal Facebook page, and Chicago-based citizen journalist Vic Maggio.  (This is the only feels good pic I have saved that is remotely relevant).
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Jul 30, 2020 14:25
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piratescurvy posted:He looks douchey but it hurts; I feel a little bad for the dumbass. I got doored on a bike once (not skitchin, just biking in the city). Lots of blood running down my face and a large chunk of the door's insides torn off and stuck to my handlebars. Schad was it was a BMW and owner tried to start a fight with me for messing up his door, while a rowdy crowd of high school kids just getting out for the day witnessed and threatened to beat his rear end for bloodying my face. I just kind of soaked it in dazed in shock while a mid-life-crisis sports car owner fled the scene fearing a beat down. I kept that chunk of upholstery stuck to my handlebars for years as a trophy. Glad some randos got your back. The difference between you getting doored and our skitcher her is that I'd bet you were in the bike lane and the driver should have checked before they opened the door. Skitcher was on the sidewalk and nobody has any reason to expect some high-speed goofball to come flying down the sidewalk so they reasonably didn't bother to check for one. That's where the schadenfreude come from for me, dude got doored because he was doing something stupid in a place no one expected him to be stupid. Still, glad he didn't get his skull cracked open and we have the video to laugh at. I wish I had some schadenfreude from my bicycle commuting days but it's mostly just the occasional tale of a driver getting super pissed at me for being in the bike lane. I don't regret buying a helmet camera.
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Jul 30, 2020 15:10
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Rule of three! Rule of three! https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1288843612344680449?s=20  
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Jul 30, 2020 15:39
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There's got to be a quote from pokemon for this situation
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Jul 30, 2020 15:40
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Literally just made an ooooohhhhh!!!! noise reading that and scared my cat, thank you for posting.
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Jul 30, 2020 15:42
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He was a deep covid agent this whole time!
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Jul 30, 2020 15:43
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Pokémon Go to Heaven
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Jul 30, 2020 15:52
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Holy poo poo. I wonder if trump will even blink. Too busy tweeting about trying to postpone the election. Timing wise, what's the likelihood he got it at Tulsa?
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Jul 30, 2020 15:57
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Roblo posted:Holy poo poo. I wonder if trump will even blink. Too busy tweeting about trying to postpone the election. Oh, he 100% got it in tulsa
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purple death ray posted:Oh, he 100% got it in tulsa You don’t know that. He could have gotten it travelling to or from Tulsa.
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Jul 30, 2020 16:04
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Samovar posted:At least he doesn't double down. He is from Florida, where you can sometimes dig deep enough to hit ocean. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article212844644.html
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Phyzzle posted:He is from Florida, where you can sometimes dig deep enough to hit ocean. Yeah, but not for the reason he believes. It's apparent he thinks (or thought) that all landmasses actually float on water. However, I will say kudos for him recognizing and acknowledging his ignorance when called out.
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Jul 30, 2020 16:27
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Playing it off as “I meant reaching the water table” would have required him to know the slightest bit about the world, but he didn’t.
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Jul 30, 2020 16:27
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Watching a video where someone says something stupid, learns it's wrong, and says "oh poo poo I was wrong" is a god damned unicorn.
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Jul 30, 2020 16:34
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Push El Burrito posted:Watching a video where someone says something stupid, learns it's wrong, and says "oh poo poo I was wrong" is a god damned unicorn. Gary Johnson on Aleppo Brian Kemp on asymptomatic spread
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purple death ray posted:Oh, he 100% got it in tulsa Yeah. Guardian article says hea had it for a month. Which lines right up. drat.
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Jul 30, 2020 16:40
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I prepared a small tank for shrimp, nice black sand and a couple of plants to get started, but the shrimp weren't available yet so I put a few of the new fish as a quarantine tank. The next morning something was different... https://i.imgur.com/fn8YlqP.mp4 You little stripy motherfucker. I know they can build nests but who does it on the fist day. Phyzzle posted:He is from Florida, where you can sometimes dig deep enough to hit ocean. 
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Jul 30, 2020 17:03
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mobby_6kl posted:I prepared a small tank for shrimp, nice black sand and a couple of plants to get started, but the shrimp weren't available yet so I put a few of the new fish as a quarantine tank. The next morning something was different... quotin' this for the helldump your pets thread
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mobby_6kl posted:I prepared a small tank for shrimp, nice black sand and a couple of plants to get started, but the shrimp weren't available yet so I put a few of the new fish as a quarantine tank. The next morning something was different... Cichilds are terraforming machines. Fun to watch. Is that a Jack Dempsy? It's been 15 years since I've had any fish. My Jack got enormous at the time.
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