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Hey, Check it out! Wombats are pretty neat. They can run up to 25 MPH for 90 seconds and then pass out on their cute little backs cause that is a lot of running for a cute little tank. They also crush predators into death by luring them into their turgid holes and then crush em to death with their butts. Basically everything in Australia kills you in a hilariously awful manner but at least these buggers are cute (and destroy ecosystems).  Bad news though, they are just evil wizards as shown when born. Once they are old enough they cast a cloak of cuteness and we all forget.  So yeah Wombats, Check em out! *Edit I left out the wombat poop which conveniently comes in charcoal briquette form  Derpies fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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Why does that rat look like Shang Tsung?
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Jul 31, 2020 00:03
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Who What Now posted:Why does that rat look like Shang Tsung? Fool that is no rat mammal, that is a Wombat marsupial in its first form
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Where's the square poop, OP? This is a GBS thread, and I ain't seeing any poo poo.
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its all nice on rice posted:Where's the square poop, OP? This is a GBS thread, and I ain't seeing any poo poo. Hold on give me a second, you totally are right about that and I am sorry.
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Jul 31, 2020 00:11
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That's not a bat it doesn't even have wings idiot
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Jul 31, 2020 00:11
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Traxis posted:That's not a bat it doesn't even have wings idiot Much like pee is stored in the balls the wings are stored in the pouch and only used for emergencies, gosh, you know nothing of Australia
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I love wombats.... my first ever screen name was for the game SubSpace in... 1990 something? I was named WyckedWombat. I was so loving cool.
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Wendigee posted:I love wombats.... I had COMBATWOMBAT a bunch and had a hard bind to WOMBO COMBO in CS:GO for Acing. Wombo Combo has caught on but I don't think it is in relation to wombats, just some idiot rhyming.
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Nice Wombler!
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Jul 31, 2020 00:20
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Jul 31, 2020 00:22
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Is that a tiny human holding that beaver? Or is that some kind of Chernobyl beaver?
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i met an aussie playing subspace cuz he saw my name was wombat.... he asked me if i was australian and i was like nah i just think they are funny. he then told me they are dumb as bricks and super lazy and if you walked through "the bush" you would eventually step on one, and it would grunt and run off but not be injured. That's my wombat story.
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Wendigee posted:i met an aussie playing subspace cuz he saw my name was wombat.... he asked me if i was australian and i was like nah i just think they are funny. Their super butts also will completely destroy most Aussie cars if you hit them because they are so drat dense. They also just burrow holes everywhere and short of I believe a 20 foot reinforced underground concrete wall you can not stop them. That being sad give me a breeding pair and I will destroy utah.
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Derpies posted:That being sad give me a breeding pair and I will destroy utah. Do you promise?
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Derpies posted:Their super butts also will completely destroy most Aussie cars if you hit them because they are so drat dense. They also just burrow holes everywhere and short of I believe a 20 foot reinforced underground concrete wall you can not stop them.  I would like to see a wisdom of wombats raze Utah.
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Wendigee posted:Do you promise? Gutter Phoenix posted:
All I am saying is lets get the Ausgoons of GBS to get me a Wisdom of Wombats and I will set them loose in the essential oil plantation fields near Provo.
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I also wonder if a group of wombats is called a wisdom because they were smart enough to be in Australia and go "gently caress its loving hot, gently caress this loving poo poo m8, lets dig a hole and hide in it and let all those cunts above ground deal with that poo poo as sun"
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Aussies.... you have a duty.... to destroy the mormon sex cult. Send us a wisdom of wombats so we can plant them and watch them destroy everything.
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Wendigee posted:Aussies.... you have a duty.... to destroy the mormon sex cult. I have asked them but they are suspicious as aussies tend to be, might need some backup in their thread!
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Jul 31, 2020 00:58
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I think "Combat Wombat" was part of the old Zoofights GBS threads but alas, that poo poo is lost to time.
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Jul 31, 2020 01:09
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It died
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Derpies posted:Hey, Check it out! drat, I didn’t know they were so big! Also Derpies posted posted:luring them into their turgid holes Lol
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Jul 31, 2020 01:25
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that's just a big rat op
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3 2 1 WOMBAT!!!
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Jul 31, 2020 01:33
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That's a wallaby, ya dingus.
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I'm glad there's an animal that literally shits bricks.
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i dunno why all those body mod weirdos limit themselves to ugly piercings and fake muscles. why not alter their b-holes until they poop cubes? everyone would respect them then.
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Jul 31, 2020 02:01
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Strumpie posted:that's just a big rat op 
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Jul 31, 2020 02:16
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I was on a coach back from Bathurst once when there was a pretty big bang. Driver yelled out "fucken wombats" as if he'd just hit one (and not for the first time) Always wondered if it was actually a wombat
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Jul 31, 2020 02:20
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This is a hairless rabbit, not a baby wombat.
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Jul 31, 2020 02:26
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McGavin posted:This is a hairless rabbit, not a baby wombat. Sorry sir, it's a Wizard Wombat they love alliteration
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super sweet best pal posted:That's a wallaby, ya dingus. I'm a dingbat, thank you 
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i dunno why all those body mod weirdos limit themselves to ugly piercings and fake muscles. why not alter their b-holes until they poop cubes? everyone would respect them then. finally, a market for my square dick
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Derpies posted:
I think there's some malware hitching a ride on this image file, every time I scroll past it my monitor switches off?
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