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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WWE Champions - Click for pictures/details etc.

Raw: WWE Champion Drew McIntyre | Raw Women's Champion Asuka | United States Champion Bobby Lashley | Tag Champions The Street Profits | Women’s Tag Champions Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax | 24/7 Champion R-Truth
Smackdown: Universal Champion Roman Reigns | Women’s Champion Bayley | Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy | Tag Champions Shinsuke Nakamura & Cesaro | Women’s Tag Champions Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax
NXT: NXT Champion VACANT | Women’s Champion Io Shirai | NXT North American Champion Damian Priest | Cruiserweight Champion Jordan Devlin | Tag Champions Breezango
NXT UK: UK Champion WALTER | Women’s Champion Kay Lee Ray | Tag Team Champions Gallus
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Prior Discussion Threads for 2020:
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My Favorite WWE Related Posts for 2020:
January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August |
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Raw 8/31 Results here.

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Payback 8/30:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • On the pre-show, the Riott Squad (The Living Riott?) defeated The IIconics in a tag match.
  • Bobby Lashley defeated Apollo Crews (C) to become the new United States Champion.
  • Roman Reigns still hasn't signed the contract for the Triple Threat.
  • BIG E defeated Sheamus in a singles match.
  • Literal accused rapist Matt Riddle defeated Baron Corbin in a singles match. They grossly sold a storyline that Riddle was having trouble at home, never outright saying but implying it was because of the affair he finally admitted to (while denying the rape).
  • Corbin assaulted Riddle backstage, making the whole thing pointless.
  • Shayna Baszler defeated Bayley and Sasha Banks (C) to win the Women's Tag Team Titles. Nia Jax was also in the match.
  • Keith Lee defeated Randy Orton clean as a sheet in a quick singles match. Orton was shocked.
  • Rey Mysterio and his large adult son Dominick defeated Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy in a tag match. Rollins seemed angry at Murphy post-match.
  • Roman didn't show up to the start of the Triple Threat Universal Title match. Alexa Bliss was standing at a 3/4 angle facing away from a television she was apparently watching.
  • Braun and The Fiend broke the ring in a superplex spot. Roman Reigns finally showed up, kicked Bray Wyatt on the dick, speared Braun and pinned him to win the Universal Championship.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Smackdown Results 8/28
  • Detailed Results here.
  • A memorial graphic aired in memory of the recently deceased Bullet Bob Armstrong.
  • Adam Pearce tasked security with keeping Retribution out of the building, then went and spoke with Vince McMahon who tasked him with getting the Triple Threat for the Universal Title at Payback signed.
  • AJ Styles confronted Jeff Hardy in the ring, complaining he cheated to win the Intercontinental Title last week.
  • Jeff Hardy (C) defeated Shinsuke Nakamura in an unadvertised Intercontinental Title match. AJ was on guest commentary and accusing Hardy of still using his knee brace to cheat. Cesaro was shown backstage upset Nakamura hadn't told him he was challenging Hardy.
  • Sami Zayn returned with his IC Title, joyously skanking around a confused Jeff Hardy and calling him a fraud. He knocked down Hardy with his belt after Hardy was distracted by AJ Styles.
  • Backstage, Sami mocked the interviewer for dumb questions, said he was the true IC Champion and finished his promo in French.
  • On the Firefly Funhouse, Bray signed the contract brought to him by Adam Pearce (dressed as a postman) for the Triple Threat at Payback.
  • Literal accused rapist Matt Riddle called out Baron Corbin, but got jumped by Chad Gable. Riddle defeated Gable in like 2 minutes, then attacked Corbin when he tried to ambush him postmatch.
  • BIG E and Heavy Machinery were booked against Miz & Morrison and Sheamus in a six-man tag, based on interactions earlier in the day (but the match still wasn't advertised until after the show started?).
  • Bayley mocked BIG E backstage because "some people are only cut out for being tag champ", and didn't notice how hurt Sasha Banks was by this statement.
  • Adam Pearce couldn't find Roman Reigns. Baron Corbin cut a promo backstage against literal accused rapist Matt Riddle and challenged him to a match at Payback.
  • Bayley and Sasha did an in-ring promo and got interrupted by Nia and Shayna on the titantron. This was only noteworthy for the uncomfortable tension between Bayley and Sasha over Sasha losing her Raw Women's Championship.
  • Drew Gulak hit Braun Strowman in the back with a chair and tried to blame Adam Pearce for it. Braun told Pearce he would sign the contract only if Pearce got Drew in the ring for a match.
  • Sami gleefully rejoined a sceptical Shinsuke and Cesaro backstage and took credit for them being tag champions, then tried to laugh off the fact they told him to leave them alone to discuss tag team strategy in private.
  • Braun Strowman demolished Drew Gulak in a match, then signed the contract Adam Pearce gave him.
  • Shinsuke and Cesaro jumped the rest of Lucha House Party backstage after Kallisto had gone to the ring for his match against Cesaro.
  • Cesaro defeated Kallisto while the rest of LHP were attacking Nakamura backstage. Kallisto was pissed off about this.
  • Vince McMahon told Adam Pearce to literally break down the door to Roman Reigns' room to get the third signature.
  • Alexa Bliss lost her poo poo at Nikki Cross and Tamina over her new hairstyle and smashed a coffee mug Alexa gave Nikki last year.
  • Morrison offered Miz and Sheamus his strategy for their six-man tag: they had to make sure neither BIG E, Otis nor Tucker were able to tag in at any point during the match.
  • Adam Pearce realized Roman's door was unlocked, walked in and handed him the contract. Masterful storytelling.
  • BIG E and Heavy Machinery defeated Miz/Morrison/Sheamus. Sheamus walked out towards the end of the match, furious at The Miz. Big E pinned The Miz following The Big Ending.
  • Paul Heyman is managing Roman Reigns now. Okay.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Results 8/26:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • NXT Champion Karrion Kross opened the show to crow about winning the NXT Title. Then he vacated the NXT title.
  • Breezango defeated Imperium (C) to become the new NXT Tag Team Champions.
  • Timothy Thatcher confronted North American Champion Damian Priest backstage and challenged him to a title shot.
  • Tommaso Ciampa returned and murdered Jake Atlas in a squash match, then brutalized him postmatch.
  • Austin Theory (another accused in #SpeakingOut) talked poo poo to Bronson Reed backstage who slapped the poo poo out of him.
  • Shotzi Blackheart defeated Mia Yim in a singles match, after running over Robert Stone in her tank.
  • William Regal announced a Fatal Fourway 60 Minute Iron Man match next week (a Tuesday show) to decide the new NXT Champion. The competitors will be: Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Finn Balor & Adam Cole.
  • Santos Escobar (iC) defeated Isaiah "Swerve" Scott to retain the Interim Cruiserweight Championship in a singles match. Breezango chased off Legado del Fantasma from ringside during the match, and Escobar used a loaded mask to KO Scott with a headbutt.
  • Kyle O'Reilly defeated Drake Maverick by submission in a singles match, the Roderick Strong and Bobby Fish beat the poo poo out of Maverick. Then Killian Dain came down and beat up Drake as well.
  • Dakota Kai & Raquel Gonzalez defeated Io Shirai & Rhea Ripley in a tag match. Gonzalez pinned Ripley after she was attacked at ringside by Mercedes Martinez.
  • Show Discussion here.
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Raw Results 8/24:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • WWE Champion Drew McIntyre opened the show and said he would be happy to fight Randy Orton again.
  • Randy Orton attacked Drew as he was posing on the entrance platform and gave him two punts, but after a commercial break Drew staggered back up and walked away under his own power.
  • Nia Jax (off suspension) and Shayna Baszler shared some absolutely atrocious trash talk back and forth backstage.
  • Bayley vs Nia Jax ended in a lame DQ when Nia Jax attacked Shayna during the match. Then Shayna and Nia... teamed up to try and fight Bayley and Sasha? What?
  • Aleister Black attacked Kevin Owens during the Kevin Owens show.
  • A triple threat for the Universal Championship between The Fiend, Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns was announced for Payback, with the contract signing on Smackdown this Friday.
  • Akira Tozawa won a Fatal Fourway with Shelton Benjamin, Cedric Alexander (C) and R-Truth in less than 90 seconds to become the new 24/7 Champion.
  • Orton came out to do an in-ring promo, was interrupted and challenged by Keith Lee (and his new generic music), and walked away rather than accept the challenge.
  • Charly Caruso pissed off Zelina Vega backstage, and Angel Garza looks to be trying to set up a threeway with Charly and that lady from... the Bachelor?
  • Montez Ford defeated Angel Garza in a singles match. Garza was distracted by Ivar coming to ringside and leaving with the lady from the Bachelor.
  • Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax will now have a tag title match against Bayley and Sasha at Payback. Absolutely zero word on why it isn't Shayna/Asuka who beat the tag champs a couple weeks back.
  • The Riott Squad and Bianca Belair defeated the IIconics and Zelina Vega in a six woman tag.
  • MVP made another failed push backstage to try and get Cedric Alexander into The Hurt Business.
  • Apollo Crews beat Bobby Lashley in an arm-wrestling match run by Mark Henry. Apollo then took out MVP and Shelton when they ran down to the ring to try and attack him.
  • Rey Mysterio did a promo backstage with his wife and their large adult son Dominik.
  • Mickie James beat up Lana and Natalya during an in-ring segment mocking her.
  • Lashley beat up Dolph Ziggler at Raw Underground, then some of Shane's nobodies.
  • Orton vs. Keith Lee ended in DQ when Drew McIntyre attacked Orton. Lee looked good at first but was down for the count when McIntyre saved him, then literally disappeared after Drew arrived. So... uhh, nice debut?
  • Drew was doing a promo backstage when he got, get this, got attacked from behind by Randy Orton. This unpredictable turn of events saw Drew end up getting taken to a trainer's room where it was reported he could have a skull fracture, bleeding on the brain.... or worse!
  • Asuka (C) retained her Raw Women's title in a lumberjack match against Sasha Banks, with Sasha being distracted when Shayna attacked Bayley at ringside as Bayley was trying to bring a chair into the ring.
  • Keith Lee was interviewed and said he knew Drew would be okay but he couldn't say the same for Randy Orton.
  • Lashley beat up Cedric Alexander on Raw Underground, then the Viking Raiders started brawling with The Hurt Business and got their asses kicked.
  • Rey & Dominik Mysterio vs. Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy went to a no-contest when Retribution attacked only Rey and Dominik.
  • Seth and Buddy stood at the top of the ramp watching the beatdown, Seth cackling and rubbing his hands together.
  • The show ended with Retribution standing on the ring apron as fake crowd boos were played and the fans on the THUNDERDOME screens gave thumbsdowns at the direction of the virtual crowd coordinator.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Summerslam Results 8/23:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Apollo Crews (C) defeated MVP on the pre-show to retain his United States Championship.
  • The pre-show panel bid Renee Young a warm farewell and thanked her for being great. Renee thanked everybody for helping to change her life.
  • Bayley (C) defeated Asuka to retain the Smackdown Women's Championship. Sasha Banks worked hard during the match to try and distract Asuka.
  • Bayley and Sasha attacked Asuka post-match.
  • The Street Profits (C) defeated Angel Garza and Andrade to retain the Raw Tag Team Titles. The Street Profits are now being lauded as the longest running Raw tag champions... of the post 2016 draft era. What a pathetic stat.
  • Kevin Owens will interview Aleister Black on Raw tomorrow.
  • Mandy Rose defeated Sonya Deville in a loser leaves WWE match. Otis celebrated with Mandy post-match while Sonya was left distraught.
  • Seth Rollins defeated Dominik Mysterio in a Street Fight, Curb Stomping Dominik for the pin while a handcuffed Rey had to watch.
  • Asuka defeated Sasha Banks (C) to win the Raw Women's Championship, despite attempted distractions by Bayley. The commentary team sold this as Bayley not trying as hard as Sasha did earlier in the night.
  • Drew McIntyre (C) defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE Championship, catching Orton in a backslide pin after Orton had dodged the Claymore Kick.
  • The Fiend defeated Braun Strowman (C) to become the new Universal Champion.
  • Roman Reigns returned immediately and beat down both The Fiend and Braun with ease, made fun of them for being losers, and held up the title to end the show.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Takeover XXX 8/22:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • On the pre-show, Breezango defeated Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch and Legado del Fantasma to become Number One Contenders to the tag team titles.
  • Finn Balor defeated Timothy Thatcher in a singles match.
  • Damian Priest defeated Bronson Reed, Cameron Grimes, Johnny Gargano and Velveteen Dream in a Ladder Match to win the vacant NXT North American Championship. Candice LeRae interfered to try and help Johnny Gargano to no avail.
  • Adam Cole defeated Pat McAfee in a singles match. McAfee was apparently extremely impressive considering it was his first match.
  • Io Shirai (C) defeated Dakota Kai to retain her NXT Women's Championship, despite interference by Raquel Gonzalez.
  • Postmatch, Gonzalez attacked Io Shirai, but was confronted by Rhea Ripley and backed down.
  • NXT UK returns on September 17th. Tommaso Ciampa returns on Wednesday.
  • Karrion Kross defeated Keith Lee (C) to become the new NXT Champion.
  • The 30th Takeover - once a universally beloved event - didn't even get its own thread. Show discussion starts here.
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Smackdown Results 8/21:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Vince opened the show to introduce THUNDERDOME, the new virtual fan setup.
  • The Fiend and then Braun Strowman interrupted with long entrances, then Retribution showed up and beat up Braun till the roster ran out to run them off. Braun attacked some members of the roster afterwards.
  • BIG E defeated Sheamus in a singles match when the latter was distracted by Baron Corbin and literal accused rapist Matt Riddle kicking off a brawl at ringside.
  • Jeff Hardy was getting his knee checked by a trainer backstage, he said he thought somebody fell on him? What?
  • Lucha House Party got jumped (briefly) backstage by Nakamura and Cesaro.
  • Cesaro and Nakamura (C) defeated The Lucha House Party to retain their Smackdown Tag Team Titles. Lucha House Party argued with each other post-match.
  • Footage showed AJ Styles took out Jeff Hardy's knee during the Retribution attack at the start of the show.
  • I poo poo you not they had Mandy do a backstage promo about her hair-vs-hair match referencing the dude who straight up tried to murder Mandy and kidnap Sonya in real life.
  • Naomi interrupted Corey Graves interviewing Bayley and Sasha in the ring to challenge them both to matches tonight... in a Beat the Clock Challenge to determine who faces Asuka at Summerslam first. So she was... accepting both would be able to beat her and wanted to see who could do it faster?
  • Sasha beat Naomi in 3:39 in a Beat the Clock challenge.
  • Naomi defeated Bayley with 1:44 left on the clock. Bayley now faces Asuka first at Summerslam. Asuka came out and mocked them both, promising to be the "Empress of Every Title".
  • Sonya Deville showed up backstage and slapped the poo poo out of Dana Brooke for bringing up the loving SERIOUSLY REAL LIFE THING WHERE A LUNATIC SHOWED UP TO HER HOUSE INTENDING TO KILL MANDY AND KIDNAP SONYA.
  • Sonya came out and said she still wanted the match against Mandy, but now it would be No DQ and the loser would have to leave WWE.
  • Daniel Bryan appeared on TOUTZoom and said AJ Styles wanted all the glory of being IC Champion without any of the work.
  • Jeff Hardy defeated AJ Styles (C) to become the new Intercontinental Champion after using his knee brace to take out AJ during an attempted Styles Clash.
  • Backstage, AJ Styles screamed at Chris Abyss Park Parks Mitchell Milkman's brother Joseph for screwing up his analysis, and claimed that Jeff Hardy cheated.
  • Bray Wyatt presented a recap of the Braun/Alexa storyline using the pig and the rabbit puppets as Braun and Alexa respectively. Braun attacked Bray and shoved him out of a loading dock onto a concrete floor.
  • The Fiend emerged from the ambulance taking Bray away and stuck his tongue out from the mouth of his horror mask and giggled.
  • That's it, that's how the show ended.
  • Thunderdome was surreal. The fans basically sat like they were watching on TV at home (which, you know... they were) while WWE pumped in crowd noise unrelated to what was happening on the screens.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Results 8/19:

  • Detailed results here
  • Johnny Gargano defeats Ridge Holland to qualify for the North American title ladder match at Takeover after Candice LeRae interfered
  • Dakota Kai defeats Jessi Kamea. Post-match Kai and Io Shirai brawl, Raquel Gonzalez attacks Io and they double-team her
  • El Legado del Fantasma (Santos Escobar, Joaquin Wilde and Raul Mendoza) defeat Isaiah "Swerve" Scott and Breezango (Tyler Breeze and Fandango)
  • Adam Cole and the Undisputed Era have a standoff with Pat McAfee and his entourage of other football players taller than six feet
  • Rhea Ripley and Shotzi Blackheart defeat Mercedes Martinez and Aliyah
  • Accused literal pedophile Velveteen Dream defeats Finn Balor to qualify for the North American title ladder match at Takeover after everyone else in the ladder match interferes in a clusterfuck Dream takes advantage of. Post-match the clusterfuck brawl with everyone in the ladder match continues. The show ends with Bronson Reed standing tall and holding the North American title
  • No discussion thread. Considering the main and result, I don't think there'll be any resentment about that
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Raw Results 8/17:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Retribution screwed with the opening WWE video somehow.
  • Drew McIntyre did a promo about Randy Orton, Retribution were in the production truck loving with that too.
  • Drew McIntyre and Seth Rollins argued backstage while a bunch of roster members watched.
  • Apollo Crews challenged Shelton Benjamin to a match and said if he (Apollo) won, Shelton and Lashley couldn't be in MVP's corner at Summerslam.
  • Apollo Crews defeated Shelton Benjamin in a singles match. Benjamin won the 24/7 title from R-Truth post-match.
  • Angel Garza defeated Ivar in a singles match. Angelo Dawkins appeared backstage hitting on some woman from The Bachelor or something.
  • Dawkins showed a video of Zelina Vega poisoning Montez Ford's drink. Vega blamed Charly Caruso. Ford returned and attacked Garza and Andrade.
  • Nattie Neidhart (with Lana) defeated Mickie James by countout in a match dominated by Rollins and Murphy yelling at Samoa Joe.
  • Bayley and Sasha were doing a promo when they were interrupted by Shayna Baszler and Asuka, who had agreed to team together tonight before becoming rivals again once Asuka wins one or both or Bayley and Sasha's titles.
  • Asuka and Baszler defeated Bayley and Sasha in a non-title tag match, submitting them both. Nia Jax got involved in the match, literally attacking and beating up Baszler during it. This was not a DQ.
  • Titus O'Neil won the Cynopsis Sentinel Award. Good for him.
  • Apollo Crews thanked and asked Ali and Ricochet to join him in a tag match tonight, leaving out Cedric who had been hurt by a Full Nelson by Lashley earlier. Randy Orton was watching them.
  • Shawn Michaels spoke with Drew McIntyre backstage.
  • The IIconics mocked Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan backstage, then noticed Shayna Baszler chatting with Marina Shafir and Jessamyn Duke.
  • Retribution - the evil outsider group of rebels - got a nice video package aired for them by WWE.
  • Peyton Royce defeated Ruby Riott in a singles match. Wow.
  • There was a Raw Underground segment where Dolph Ziggler beat up Erik of the Viking Raiders, so Ivar bodychecked him into a bunch of jobbers.
  • Rey Mysterio and his large, adult son Dominik did an in-ring promo, called out Seth Rollins, and ended up beating up Buddy Murphy with kendo sticks.
  • Arturo Ruas and Riddick Moss fought to a no-contest on Raw Underground.
  • MVP, Shelton Benjamin and Bobby Lashley defeated Apollo Crews and Mustafa Ali in a six-man tag elimination match. However Cedric Alexander also won the 24/7 title from Shelton during the match.
  • Cedric Alexander (C) defeated Akira Tozawa in a singles match to retain the 24/7 Title. Cedric Alexander lost the 24/7 Title to Shelton Benjamin.
  • Nia Jax got involved in a Raw Underground segment involving Marina Shafir.
  • Montez Ford defeated Andrade in a singles match.
  • Shawn Michaels did a segment calling out Randy Orton, who attacked him. Drew McIntyre saved HBK, ate an RKO but popped straight back up to stare down Randy to end the show.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Smackdown Results 8/14:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • A recap of Retribution being mildly bothersome aired. Michael Cole said they are "hiding behind current events" but didn't mention what those current events were.
  • Cole also mentioned there was extra security to guarantee that Retribution didn't get involved in anything.
  • Retribution got involved in the opening match of the night. BIG E vs. John Morrison ended before it could really start.
  • A fired up BIG E backstage told the roster he was going back out to face Morrison tonight regardless. Corbin, Sheamus and Chad Gable mocked BIG E.
  • Sasha and Bayley introduced the Triple Brand Battle Royal for a shot against Bayley at Summerslam: they did the ring introductions (until Asuka came down and beat their asses) and they're the best.
  • Asuka won the Triple Threat Battle Royal to get a title shot against Bayley (she also has a title match against Sasha).
  • Order of elimination was: Ruby Riott; Billie Kay; Peyton Royce; Liv Morgan; Nikki Cross; Tamina; Naomi (commentary made sure to make fun of recent online support she was getting); Lacey Evans; Shotzi Blackheart; Bianca Belair; Tegan Nox; Dana Brooke; and Shayna Baszler last.
  • Asuka attacked Bayley backstage.
  • Mandy Rose did a promo backstage challenging Sonya Deville to a hair vs. hair match. Later in the show Sonya accepted the challenge.
  • Sheamus told security to take an early night because he didn't think Retribution would dare run in on his match.
  • Nikki apologized to Alexa Bliss backstage but Alexa told her she was fine and they're all good and then walked away. I suspect she is not, in fact, fine and that they are not, in actuality, all good.
  • Sheamus defeated Chad Gable in a singles match. I have no idea what their face/heel alignment is, they were both on the same page mocking BIG E earlier in the night. Retribution didn't show up either.
  • AJ Styles was seen backstage arguing with Chris Abyss Park Parks Mitchell Milkman's brother Joseph.
  • AJ (with Joseph Park - not Parks) introduced a new statistics system he calls PISS (really) to determine who gets a shot at his Intercontinental title. The results were... nobody has earned a title shot.
  • AJ refused Jeff Hardy's request for a title shot, so Hardy beat him up and then wrote his own name on the PISS (really) list.
  • Lucha House Party stole Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro's tag titles while they were chatting backstage. LHP are the faces.
  • AJ tried to rub Hardy's name off the PISS (really) list but it was in permanent marker.
  • Gran Metalik defeated Shinsuke Nakamura following distraction from the returning Kallisto.
  • Chad Gable made up with literal accused rapist Matt Riddle backstage, seemingly as a distraction for Baron Corbin to attack Riddle. Gable seemed torn on his part in this.
  • Alexa was interviewed backstage about Braun Strowman and The Fiend.
  • AJ Styles faces Jeff Hardy for the IC Title next week on Smackdown rather than on the Summerslam PPV happening literally 2 days later.
  • First Otis and then most of the roster showed up at ringside for BIG E vs. John Morrison in case Retribution showed up.
  • Retribution showed up backstage and beat up some referees and locked a guy in a toilet.
  • BIG E defeated John Morrison in a singles match with an abrupt submission. Sheamus brogue-kicked BIG E immediately afterwards, Braun Strowman came out and... they went to commercial.
  • After the break, BIG E and Sheamus etc were all just gone without explanation.
  • Alexa Bliss came out to talk sense into Braun, he ignored her. She slapped him. He picked her up and carried her endlessly around the ring as The Fiend's music played. He tossed her into the air, the lights went out and when they came back she was on the ground, The Field was in the ring but Braun was gone.
  • Braun appeared on the Titantron laughing, The Fiend started laughing too. The show went off the air. What the gently caress?
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Results 8/12:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Karrion Kross defeated Danny Burch in a singles match.
  • Kross signed a match contract brought to the ring by Keith Lee. The contract caught on fire when Keith Lee looked at it and he had to be attended to backstage. Lee can't touch Kross before their Takeover match.
  • Drake Maverick vs. Killian Dain went to a No-Contest when The Undisputed Era ran in and attacked both men. Adam Cole cut a promo on Pat McAfee.
  • Interim Cruiserweight Champion Santos Escobar defeated Tyler Breeze in a non-title match. Fandango came to ringside and was attacked by El Legado del Fantasma. Isaiah "Swerve" Scott saved Fandango.
  • Mia Yim defeated Indi Hartwell in a singles match.
  • Finn Balor did a promo about winning the North American Championship at Takeover. Pat McAfee confirmed he'd be at NXT next week.
  • Bronson Reed defeated Damian Priest in a singles match.
  • Mercedes Martinez & Aliyah defeated Kacy Catanzaro & Kayden Carter in a tag match. Robert Stone failed to recruit Kacy before the match.
  • Rhea Ripley brawled with Martinez after the match. Aliyah jumped in to help Mercedes and Shotzi Blackheart ran out to even things up.
  • Johnny Gargano and Candice LeRae did promos from their home about Tegan Nox and Ridge Holland. Gargano said goodnight to a picture of Michael Hayes on his wall.
  • Timothy Thatcher stretched a trainee in another "Thatch-as-Thatch Can" segment.
  • Velveteen Dream - accused of trying to groom minors as well as having major disciplinary issues - returned as the mystery opponent in the main event triple threat.
  • Cameron Grimes defeated Velveteen Dream & KUSHIDA to qualify for the North American Title ladder match at Takeover. Grimes pinned KUSHIDA.
  • Dream attacked KUSHIDA post-match. Finn Balor came to the ring and he and Dream posed at each other to end the show.
  • Show Discussion starts here.
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Raw Results 8/10:
  • Detailed results here
  • Dominick Mysterio signed contracts for a Summerslam match and to make him an official member of the roster.
  • Seth defeated Humberto Carrillo. Postmatch, Seth and Murphy viciously beat Dominick with a kendo stick on his chest and back :nms: Dominick passed out before Seth could curbstomp him.
  • Angelo Dawkins defeated Andrade after Bianca Belair foiled Zelina's distraction, then beat her up postmatch.
  • Bianca defeated Zelina.
  • On the VIP Lounge, Apollo Crews mocked MVP over having the belt MVP paid for, then accepted his challenge for a match at Summerslam.
  • Shelton Benjamin defeated Apollo after distraction by Lashley. MVP told Lashley not to hurt Apollo so he'd have no excuses for losing the title. Apollo attacked MVP and ran away.
  • Antifa group Retribution threw a cinder block through a glass window at the Performance Center.
  • Mickie James is back and is interrupted by Natalya and Lana wearing a matching rainbow technicolor dreamcoat outfit because I have no other way of comprehending how to describe this
  • Cedric Alexander, Ricochet and the Viking Raiders defeated Akira Tozawa and his ninjas. The 24/7 Title rules were suspended (that's not how this works) then afterwards a parking lot ninja won the belt. The parking lot ninja was R-Truth.
  • Peyton Royce defeated Liv Morgan who mistakenly thought Ruby Riott distracted the ref instead of Billie Kay.
  • Riddick Moss barely defeated a scrub on Raw Underground (and easily beat Mustafa Ali on Main Event last week).
  • Asuka defeated Bayley and now gets a rematch against Sasha Banks for the Raw women's title at Summerslam.
  • Arturo Ruas (signed since 2015, mostly been in either EVOLVE or NXT house shows; made his main roster debut on Main Event last week apparently) sqaushed a scrub on Raw Underground. Dabba-Kato KOed a dude after clawing his dick for thirty seconds. Shayna Baszler beat up a bunch of women afterwards.
  • Antifa group Retribution tipped over a car.
  • Randy Orton defeated Kevin Owens, then shouted at Ric Flair. Flair cut a hell of a promo about how much he loves Orton. Orton hugged him, the kicked him on the dick. He punted Flair (lights went out before contact) and then Drew McIntyre chased Orton away.
  • GDT discussion here
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SD Results 8/7:
  • Detailed results here
  • Bray Wyatt warned Braun that "she'll suffer" if he doesn't get a Universal Title match.
  • Accused literal rapist Matt Riddle defeats Sheamus by DQ after Chad Gable interferes attacking Riddle. Riddle and Sheamus both beat up Gable postmatch.
  • Mandy Rose's hair was on The Dirt Sheet, followed by Sonya Deville. Miz assured technical difficulties weren't caused by antifa group Retribution who aren't booked for tonight. Heavy Machinery chased off Miz and Morrison.
  • Cesaro defeated Lince Dorado.
  • The Fiend was going to make an even creepier attack on Alexa Bliss. (She avoided the Mandible Claw this time.) On the tron, Braun said he doesn't care about Alexa.
  • Jeff Hardy defeated Baron Corbin by DQ after Sheamus brogue kicked Hardy. Corbin complained he had the match won.
  • Sheamus defeated Corbin after accused literal rapist Matt Riddle provided a distraction.
  • Big E doesn't know if his attempt at a singles run will be successful but promises he'll give it nothing less than his all
  • On the tron, Stephanie McMahon congratulated Bayley and Sasha for being double champs. Both will defend their titles at Summerslam, Sasha against Asuka IF Asuka can beat Bayley next week, and Bayley against the winner of a triple-brand battle royal.
  • Heavy Machinery vs. Miz and Morrison ended in a no contest when Mandy came out brawling with Sonya.
  • Antifa group Retribution chased the commentary team and camera crew out, attacked PC hostages and cut up the ring ropes with a chainsaw.
  • GDT discussion here
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NXT Results 8/5:
  • Detailed results here
  • Dakota Kai defeats Rhea Ripley in a match to determine #1 contendership to Io Shirai's NXT women's title after Mercedes Martinez interferes; Io defends against Kai at Takeover. Post-match Mercedes continues attacking Rhea, busting open her nose
  • Bronson Reed defeats Shane Thorne
  • Footage plays from earlier in the day of El Legado del Fantasma attacking Tyler Breeze and Fandango as they arrive in the arena. They abduct Fandango
  • Robert Stone says Rhea may claim she's done with him and the Robert Stone Brand, but they're not done with her
  • Damian Priest wins a triple threat over Oney Lorcan and Ridge Holland to earn a spot in the ladder match for the vacant North American title at Takeover; Priest pinned Lorcan
  • Keith Lee defeats Cameron Grimes. Post-match the lights go out and Karrion Kross appears on the tron saying he wants an NXT title shot
  • William Regal says Dexter Lumis won't be medically cleared for the North American title ladder match at Takeover; next week's scheduled qualifying match (KUSHIDA vs Cameron Grimes vs a mystery opponent) will go as planned, and the final two spots will be determined with two singles matches between the four triple threat participants who weren't pinned or submitted in their original qualifying match (Finn Balor, Johnny Gargano, Ridge Holland, and whoever isn't pinned/submitted in the KUSHIDA/Grimes/TBA match). The matches will occur on the August 19 NXT
  • El Legado del Fantasma drag an unconscious Fandango to the ring while NXT Cruiserweight champ Santos Escobar talks about Breezango disrespecting both them and lucha culture. Breeze comes out to try to save Fandango but gets overwhelmed and laid out too. Escobar warns Isaiah "Swerve" Scott could be next if he disrespects Escobar again
  • Tegan Nox defeats Indi Hartwell
  • Bronson Reed challenges Damian Priest to a match next week. That, KUSHIDA/Grimes/TBA, and Kross vs Danny Burch are all advertised for next week
  • Imperium (Marcel Barthel and Fabian Aichner) retain the NXT tag titles over the Undisputed Era (Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish) after Pat McAfee on commentary continues to provoke Adam Cole at ringside, who clearly heard him. HHH and the producers restrained McAfee and Cole when Cole finally had enough of his size being made fun of; the distraction let Imperium get the win. Post-match McAfee finally walks away, comes back to make fun of Cole's size yet again, enraging Cole enough that even while restrained he lunges over the announce table. While held back, McAfee punts Cole, knocking him out. HHH shoves McAfee away to close the show while Shawn Michaels checks on Cole https://streamable.com/8bitzz
  • There was no discussion thread
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Raw Results 8/3:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Apollo Crews retains the US title over MVP following lighting distraction; MVP demanded a rematch.
  • Asuka interrupts a Bayley+Sasha Banks video package, Shayna Bazsler interrupts a Bayley+Sasha promo and punches out Sasha.
  • Kevin Owens invites Ruby Riott on his show, then surprises her with Liv Morgan. Ruby asks for forgiveness, the Iiconics interrupt.
  • Liv and Ruby defeat the Iiconics; post-match Ruby saves Liv from a beatdown.
  • Charley Caruso points out a production box that got tipped over and destroyed; MVP is pissed.
  • Drew McIntyre shittalks Randy Orton while Orton and Ric Flair look on from the ramp.
  • Flair goads Owens into a match with Orton next week.
  • Pat Buck suspended Nia indefinitely without pay for not apologizing for hitting him last week, Nia attacked him.
  • Akira Tozawa wins the 24/7 title in a triple threat against R-Truth and Shelton Benjamin.
  • Shane McMahon is in a warehouse with a ring with no ropes and a black apron cover; at 10PM Eastern is Raw Underground.
  • Dominick challenges Seth Rollins to a match at Summerslam.
  • Sasha defeats Shayna by DQ in under 3 minutes because Asuka (a person not involved in the match) attacks Bayley (also a person not involved in the match).
  • Asuka wants a rematch with Sasha at Summerslam; Shayna wants Asuka to win so she can beat her for the belt; Sasha gives Asuka the rematch if Asuka beats Bayley next week.
  • Shane shows this Lucha Underground/Fight Club knockoff with strippers in the background where PC geeks were squashed by a Samoan in worked MMA with WWE-match camera cuts .throughout; Samoa Joe likes the concept, the thread was utterly befuddled https://streamable.com/hnuguj
  • Angel Garza defeats Angelo Dawkins after Dawkins gets distracted by Montez Ford collapsing at ringside after drinking from a red solo cup.
  • Andrade defeats Montez after Montez collapses again.
  • Erik from the Viking Raiders dominateed multiple scrubs on Raw Underground https://streamable.com/g1gygb
  • Bianca Belair attacks Zelina Vega backstage after Dawkins is informed Montez's drink may have been drugged.
  • Security cam footage from earlier of 5 people dressed like antifa protesters throwing molotovs at production generators outside the Performance Center.
  • MVP doesn't think the production glitches happening the same day as Raw Underground is no coincidence.
  • Samoa Joe saved Tom Phillips from a beatdown by Seth and Murphy. Dominick Mysterio attacked them with a kendo stick.
  • Dolph Ziggler dominated a Raw Underground scrub. MVP, Shelton Benjamin and Lashley show up and take over.
  • That's it, that's the show.
  • Who were the antifa people?
  • GDT Discussion here.
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CJ2 here to say I'm a constant fuckup who might have accidentally edited out a whole last month's recap, so uh give me a minute here...Last month's recap:
  • NXT's Great American Bash ended with Keith Lee defeating Adam Cole to become double champ (NXT champ and North American champ). Two weeks later he announced vacating the North American title because he didn't want to actually be double champ I guess?
  • The next North American champ will be decided via a ladder match at the Takeover later this month, participants decided via various triple threats. Qualified thus far for the match: Bronson Reed and Dexter Lumis
  • Io Shirai will next defend her women's title at that Takeover against either Dakota Kai or Rhea Ripley
  • Karrion Kross has his sights set on Keith Lee and his world title. Maybe that's a Takeover match too?
  • Extreme Rules was a show that occurred. Cesaro and Nakamura became SD tag champs! Aside from that...
  • "Seth Rollins defeated Rey Mysterio in an Eye for an Eye match. The match came to an abrupt end with Rey shielding a cartoonishly cheap eyeball prop (a sharpied ping-pong ball?) against his eye socket, and Seth vomiting. You think I'm lying, but I'm not.
    Asuka (C) vs. Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Title....ended? Bayley stole the ref's shirt after he was misted by Asuka, hit her with a belt and counted the pinfall for Sasha, then grabbed the belts, forced the timekeeper to ring the bell and declared Sasha the winner. No idea what the official ruling was.
    An update on Rey Mysterio was given that maybe he'll still be able to see okay after all.
    The non-title Swamp Match between Braun Strowman and Bray Wyatt was a godawful mess and ended with The Fiend emerging from the swamp after a lame non-finish ending where both Bray and Braun disappeared into the water. Words can't express how awful this match was."
  • Summerslam will be taking place this month! At the Performance Center, not in Boston as originally planned because coronavirus is still a thing, regardless of if they acknowledge it
  • Randy Orton punted Big Show and is now challenging Drew McIntyre for the WWE title at Summerslam. The Drew/Dolph feud might finally be over? Maybe?
  • The Fiend Bray Wyatt attacked Alexa on the most recent SD, and was extremely creepy while doing it. The Bray/Braun feud is not finally over, unfortunately
  • Seth Rollins, in the aftermath of maybe temporarily maybe permanently blinding Rey Mysterio, is now in a feud with Rey's son Dominick who has never had a match before
  • Apollo Crews is United States champ! He mysteriously disappeared for a few weeks due to a reason that was definitely not coronavirus, and was unable to defend at Extreme Rules against MVP, so MVP is also maybe United States champ? They both have belts. I don't loving know
  • Street Profits finally moved on from a feud with the Viking Raiders, and will now defend the Raw tag titles at Summerslam against Andrade and Angel Garza
  • Kairi Sane fulfilled her last contractual obligations with the company and is on her way back to Japan to retire. With a clean pin over Bayley it had looked like she managed to pull off the unthinkable and have a great exit from the company
  • Sasha Banks became the new Raw women's champ the following week after Asuka got counted out trying to save Kairi from...a normal backstage beatdown, which was how they actually decided to depict her exit from the company. Easy come, easy go
  • Big E is going to try to be a singles champion. He has the full support of his friends in the New Day. It's good to see friends being actual friends to each other :3:
  • Naomi deserves better
  • Matt Riddle, an accused literal rapist, does not
  • Raw ratings continued to hit rock bottom
  • The company continued to make all the money despite it
  • Seth Rollins thinks you should stop complaining https://talksport.com/sport/wrestling/739909/seth-rollins-rey-mysterio-eye-for-an-eye-vince-mcmahon/
  • Nobody knew tested positive for corona! That we know of, because talent have previously been yelled at for making their diagnosis voluntarily public!
  • NXT UK might still be a thing! Maybe?
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Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 1, 2020

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Reserved for my favorite WWE-related posts for THIS month.

jesus WEP posted:

i do find their booking pretty anoaʻing


Aphrodite posted:

Put it on some weirdo streaming platform nobody watches, like the WWE network.

Astro7x posted:

I decided to see if this was true with the ratings matching the thread views replies

So I made 3 graphs with the min/max equalling whatever metrics min/max was for 2020 so far, then overlaid them on top of each other. There were a few outliers which kind of mess it up...





And lets merge them all together.



Alright, well lets take out that one outlier week of 762 replies (the gently caress even happened that week, was that the first Retribution/Raw Underground ep?) and just look at Ratings vs. Replies



Amazing....

quote:

Chris James 2 posted:



the next champ, baybee

Cavauro posted:

toothless fools. when your dentures are being cleaned, enjoy nothing.


Eat My Fuc posted:

I bought a WWE calendar once, but it only allows you to make plans the day off, and often plans i'd write down would disappear before the day was even over.


Eat My Fuc posted:

Someday I'll be the only WWE fan left and Baron Corbin will show up at my house to call me stupid then Angel Garza will show up later to call me depressed, the next night i'll be sitting on my couch watching WWE's Great Balls of Fire X.

oldpainless posted:


Quite the accomplishment!

Lamuella posted:

Velveteen Dream gets the main event on NXT, because on an analogue clock 9:49 is when the big hand touches the little hand.

Cavauro posted:

i implore you all. turn off your monitor

Gavok posted:



"Finally, a way for me to cheer on Lars Sullivan in person!"


Dango Bango posted:

At least the Performance Center finally proved they can groom someone for the big stage

quote:

Gonzo McFee posted:

I forgot Finn existed

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

must be weird to find out you have so much in common with vince


Aphrodite posted:



They're advertising these $125 2 minute Zoom sessions with Big E but only the people on the left are available.

quote:

Rarity posted:

We just need Thunderdome

Blasmeister posted:

2mil viewers enter, 1mil leave

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ


Rarity posted:

Drake is Dream's favourite ref because he's Younger

quote:

Eat My Fuc posted:

the Undisputed Era form a megazord that's 6 feet tall





Blooming Brilliant posted:

We exist in a world where the possibility of Antifa being singlehandedly defeated by Shane McMahon exists, and it's a chance greater than zero.

Seams posted:

John Cena your team of Stupid loving Idiots is needed now more than ever


Orange Carlisle posted:

Just like Fight Club nobody is talking about Raw Underground either

quote:

Rarity posted:

Love to have official merch ready to go for my secret illicit fight club



Dango Bango posted:

Road Dogg prefers the gray


Pylons posted:

https://411mania.com/wrestling/judge-denies-wwes-motion-to-dismiss-saudi-arabia-lawsuit/

quote:

“Ultimately, none of defendants’ numerous arguments succeeds. Basically, this is because the complaint, while not a model of clarity, adequately alleges an overall claim of securities fraud that is not only plausible, but also complies with the relevant heightened pleading requirements applicable to this kind of action. While defendants have trotted out a virtual herd of objections to the (lawsuit), on close inspection, none is a winner.“

MassRafTer posted:

Easily the best thing WWE has done since Raw Underground.



quote:

Pinche Rudo posted:

The winningest wrestler in Kent State history The Shooter Dolph Ziggler is forever burned in my memory

Lamuella posted:

Other Kent State shooters are historically less popular.

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overmind2000 posted:

Everytime I see McAfee in this thread I get excited thinking that WWE booked John McAfee in a feud and then get massively let down

Hefty Leftist posted:

bit too late for antivirus protection in WWE

quote:

Dango Bango posted:

HHH gotta stand tall :shrug:

Rarity posted:

He could just stand next to Cole for that

OctoberCountry posted:


NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST START YOUR OWN UNDERGROUND BRAND ON RAW OUT OF NOWHERE!!! YOU CAN'T BUILD A YOUNG AUDIENCE WITHOUT TAKING TOO SWEET SELFIES WITH INDIE DARLINGS!!! YOU AREN'T EVEN COPYING 80'S JCP BOOKING!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



haha key demo go brrrrrrrrr

J-Ro posted:

Women and children: "look at this dumb poo poo Dad watches".


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Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao why did i never bother to look up lumis' "art" before



Golden Bee posted:

He’s a talent that can draw


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Lid posted:

According to Alvarez the ninja who did a handspring then Shelton killed was Ricochet.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

His limp body was heard whimpering "glad to be here"





FullMetalJackoff posted:

I hit my tolerance limit for Kevin Dunn camera work a decade ago. Now I add it to ruin the classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXMiAJspuI

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Lid posted:

oh god its the loving undisputed era isnt it

Eat My Fuc posted:

finally someone to stand up for the little guys

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Davros1 posted:

Ratings are down ... what can they do to boast them?

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1290341665862033408?s=20

Gumball Gumption posted:

This just means they're going to lose a person from the 50 plus demo.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Aug 31, 2020

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wwe posters of the month? Sounds good

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Stupid thought, but if Punk rear end Vid was taken down for some reason, what would it mean? Punk's returning to being an active wrestler? The apocalypse is happening?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Maigius posted:

Stupid thought, but if Punk rear end Vid was taken down for some reason, what would it mean? Punk's returning to being an active wrestler? The apocalypse is happening?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the wwe stinks. thread closed. Chris James 2, please close this thread. it's been closed.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Please give a 6er to the WWE

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Y'all ever think that you can kick Undertaker in the knees and actually beat him up by doing that?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Has Braun even given any kind of recent indication he gives a poo poo about Alexa?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
J-Ru, it is very disrespectful of you to not refer to my friend by his chosen name. From now on please only call him Shorty G as he prefers :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

J-Ru, it is very disrespectful of you to not refer to my friend by his chosen name. From now on please only call him Shorty G as he prefers :colbert:

Superface Baron Corbin called him Chad on Smackdown so that's his name again :colbert:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Intruder posted:

Has Braun even given any kind of recent indication he gives a poo poo about Alexa?

He got tricked by a ghost

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Has Braun even given any kind of recent indication he gives a poo poo about Alexa?

Yes, in the Swamp Fight she appeared as a hallucination to try and tempt Braun into giving up the fight.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Kane is on track to have killed more children than Chris Benoit before the year’s end, fast-tracking him for the WWE Hall of Fame.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

Kane is on track to have killed more children than Chris Benoit before the year’s end, fast-tracking him for the WWE Hall of Fame.

Gross post

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
More like gross reality.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

The Fiend attacking Alexa was on my Youtube feed and I was actually kind of intrigued despite the uncomfortable imagery of the actual attack. Was this going to be a Nikki Cross vs Fiend feud? What an interesting notion given Nikki's instability gimmick and the concept of the Funhouse match. They could invent an entire backstory for Nikki and how she fell in with a weird anarchist cult like Sanity, give Killian Dain some screentime. Setting it up around the moment when Nikki is overwhelmed by doubt after losing a title shot gives Bray a perfect point of mental attack, and it'd be easy to reflect on the weird-rear end storyline that was her friendship with Alexa and how for so long Alexa just seemed to be using her but in the end it turned out she was a true friend and Nikki's faith was rewarded. You could go with the "that friendship you endured so much abuse to prove was real only made you weak," angle, or a "the friendship was a lie all along, she was just playing an even deeper game to use you than you knew," angle. There's a lot of potential there, and the whole nature of a Funhouse Match being cinematic/a supernatural mental battle means there's no reason why you COULDN'T do it intergender.

Then I remembered that the Fiend is feuding with Braun and that means that this is all just to make Alexa into a prop because they referenced that she was Braun's friend in that tag tournament.

I really like the Fiend. I honestly, truly do, despite everything. I like Bray as a wrestler in general. But they make it really loving hard.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jerusalem posted:

Yes, in the Swamp Fight she appeared as a hallucination to try and tempt Braun into giving up the fight.

However there never was any fight so braun was unable to give up.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Maigius posted:

Stupid thought, but if Punk rear end Vid was taken down for some reason, what would it mean? Punk's returning to being an active wrestler? The apocalypse is happening?

Yeah, the rear end vid is now effectively a contract canary.

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Y'all ever think that you can kick Undertaker in the knees and actually beat him up by doing that?

For about 20 years now.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
One thing wrong in the op

This week nxt and aew combined DID beat the third hour of raw. There are now more people watching wrestling wednesdays than on monday for an hour at least.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I stayed up late last night thinking about how The Fiend using the “hurt” glove on Alexa Bliss was one of the most symbolic and chilling scenes since The Joker blew up the hospitals in Dark Knight.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I fell asleep watching old WWE shows and had a dream where the APA were gambling at a table with Authors of Pain & Paul Ellering who were cleaning the floor with them in a game of poker. The APA had run out of money but were drunk and wanted to keep going so they both looked at the door and bet the entire APA business and then ended up losing that too so the AoP started doing APA bits with the APA occasionally showing up backstage to try and win their money back

Why can't WWE actually be that entertaining, they've got so much backstage poo poo they could be doing.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

RealFoxy posted:

Why can't WWE actually be that entertaining

Vince

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

RealFoxy posted:

I fell asleep watching old WWE shows and had a dream where the APA were gambling at a table with Authors of Pain & Paul Ellering who were cleaning the floor with them in a game of poker. The APA had run out of money but were drunk and wanted to keep going so they both looked at the door and bet the entire APA business and then ended up losing that too so the AoP started doing APA bits with the APA occasionally showing up backstage to try and win their money back

Why can't WWE actually be that entertaining, they've got so much backstage poo poo they could be doing.

This would be a real good use of AoP ffs

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
the Authors Protection Agency would be loving sweet

give them the same theme music as well

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006


🎵 I'm blue
Yeah I'm a blue Shrek, guy
Step a foot in my swamp
And you're gonna die 🎵
Can anyone explain why the gently caress they called up AoP and immediately got rid of Paul Ellering? Almost the entire gimmick was listening to him solemnly read from the Book of Pain for a while before sending out these two beasts that would beat the poo poo out of anyone and everyone while screaming at them in French.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Can anyone explain why the gently caress they called up AoP and immediately got rid of Paul Ellering? Almost the entire gimmick was listening to him solemnly read from the Book of Pain for a while before sending out these two beasts that would beat the poo poo out of anyone and everyone while screaming at them in French.

Managers are bad (unless they pee their pants, then they're good)

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006


🎵 I'm blue
Yeah I'm a blue Shrek, guy
Step a foot in my swamp
And you're gonna die 🎵
Or blondes Vince thinks will eventually let him gently caress them.

EDIT: I mean, I'm not wrong on thinking this was a big part of the whole Rusev/Lana thing? Vince originally got pissed at the social media announcement that they were engaged, and then spent years making Rusev look loving pathetic on television, then released him, believing that Lana would eventually see the error of her ways and spend a night or two with the genetic jackhammer.

Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Aug 1, 2020

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Rarity posted:

Managers are bad (unless they pee their pants, then they're good)
Vince also thought he was too old, while he continues to roll out the shambling corpse of Ric Flair

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Can anyone explain why the gently caress they called up AoP and immediately got rid of Paul Ellering? Almost the entire gimmick was listening to him solemnly read from the Book of Pain for a while before sending out these two beasts that would beat the poo poo out of anyone and everyone while screaming at them in French.

Allegedly he didn’t want to travel, but a few years later he joined AEW and traveled every week with Shawn spears, so who knows.

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

Golden Bee posted:

Allegedly he didn’t want to travel, but a few years later he joined AEW and traveled every week with Shawn spears, so who knows.

That’s Blanchard not Ellering.

And Ellering said like the week the whole “doesn’t want to travel” stuff came out that it wasn’t true.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I like the idea that Paul Ellering was also travelling with Shawn Spears just to hang out.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Shorty G joined Corbin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPknZ3Lk4xU


Like 60% of the roster has been a Corbin henchman. There's been twice as many Corbin henchmen as members of DX

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Golden Bee posted:

Allegedly he didn’t want to travel, but a few years later he joined AEW and traveled every week with Shawn spears, so who knows.

Ellering has disputed that I think so I think Vince just didn’t want to use him and they immediately realized AOP couldn’t promo well so they course corrected with Maverick

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dacap posted:

Ellering has disputed that I think so I think Vince just didn’t want to use him and they immediately realized AOP couldn’t promo well so they course corrected with Maverick

Their backstage promos where they spoke their native language were great. You know I didn't realize it but in more "WWE foes become friends" its ironic AoP won the titles from Seth a year before they joined him.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SD 1.892mil, lowest audience in a month

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1289600041959567360?s=20

what

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

This is the man who made Trish Stratus bark like a dog

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The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer


Im all for a Dallas Raines gimmick

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