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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Paul will never log off

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Raere posted:

Pole should leave Karine alone and move in with Lowtax

How can you be sure they're not the same person

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Paul was the one who called CPS not a neighbor like he originally claimed

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Karine seems like she has some super postpartum depression going on. Since she's had the kid I don't think I've seen her where she's not in a bed or going to a bed. And Paul just stands over her poking her with a stick saying "c'mon do something". They are super toxic cause Karine doesn't care and Paul doesn't know how to care

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
I've never liked Karine. She seemed liked a child just doing whatever she can to get what she wants. I always found her volume of stuffed animals to be frightening -- she has more as an adult than I ever had as a child.

Paul's got major problems, though, and uh.... Decided the best way to find love was a three day boat ride down the Amazon to someone that spoke no English.

Feel bad for them both and hopefully Pierre is able to have stability and a healthy environment as soon as possible. :(

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

AWarmBody posted:

I've never liked Karine. She seemed liked a child just doing whatever she can to get what she wants. I always found her volume of stuffed animals to be frightening -- she has more as an adult than I ever had as a child.

Paul's got major problems, though, and uh.... Decided the best way to find love was a three day boat ride down the Amazon to someone that spoke no English.

Feel bad for them both and hopefully Pierre is able to have stability and a healthy environment as soon as possible. :(

...because she WAS a child? She's been involved with Pole since she was 18 or 19. He buys her those stuffed animals because he's a creepy pedo weirdo.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pardon me for the centrist position but neither of them should be attempting to try and raise a child.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Dear lord. The same website that listed out Geoffery's past/present crimes did the same thing for Pole:

• Vandalized someone’s car over his ex-girlfriend

• Got his ex-girlfriend fired from numerous jobs

• Tried to run someone down with his car (more than once)

• Harassed his ex-girlfriend’s family

• Made fake Facebook pages about the ex-GF

• Put his ex’s “private” photos on Craigslist and Backpage (a shady site specializing in escorts)

• Sent “private” photos of his ex to her parents and grandparents

• Tried to have her family arrested

• Threatened to burn down someone’s house (with an adult and child inside)

• Following his ex home from work

• Breaking into his ex's apartment

• Excessive contact such that the ex had to change their phone number

• Calling the police on his accuser

• Violated a no contact order the accuser filed

• Paul, by his own admission, lost his virginity at 21 to LOST HIS VIRGINITY AT 21 BY RAPING A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL.

We Got Us A Bread fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Aug 1, 2020

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

We Got Us A Bread posted:



• Paul, by his own admission, lost his virginity at 21 TO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL.

What the gently caress

drat that's bad wording bro, I'd go with "lost his virginity by raping a 13 year old girl".

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Grem posted:

What the gently caress

drat that's bad wording bro, I'd go with "lost his virginity by raping a 13 year old girl".

I just copied and pasted the article, so that's their wording, not mine. However, edits are in order.

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
So, uh, Pole is going to go the way of Geoffrey, right? Right?

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

JaneError posted:

So, uh, Pole is going to go the way of Geoffrey, right? Right?

By which you meant that TLC looks the other way until the season is over and then disinvites him to the Tell-All as if that's some sort of massive punishment? Yes.

If you mean "legal consequences", then he's got a court date on August 11th to deal with the restraining order Karine has out against him/custody stuff.

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?

We Got Us A Bread posted:

By which you meant that TLC looks the other way until the season is over and then disinvites him to the Tell-All as if that's some sort of massive punishment? Yes.

If you mean "legal consequences", then he's got a court date on August 11th to deal with the restraining order Karine has out against him/custody stuff.

I mean, I'd obviously prefer they edit out the rest of their scenes for the rest of the season, but given that's unlikely, I'll take never having to see his face again after it wraps. Hard time seems like too much to ask for at this point.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

...because she WAS a child? She's been involved with Pole since she was 18 or 19. He buys her those stuffed animals because he's a creepy pedo weirdo.

Oh yikes. She looked like 30 to me. That makes more sense, though

Edit: holy gently caress the 13 y.o. thing

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
I think that TLC in the current climate and Pole's previous issues with Matt Sharp (producer) that they will be edited out of the rest of the season. I think they'd have a hard time justifying keeping him on.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

Pardon me for the centrist position but neither of them should be attempting to try and raise a child.

great, there is a kid that already exists and one on the way so thats super meaningful.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Oh, and here's the (verified authentic by that same website, and in Cameos and Instagram videos Karine speaks/writes REALLY good English) first page of Karine's restraining order against Pole..that he felt the need to post on his Instagram as a "look at what this evil woman is saying about me!" move. It didn't go his way.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Pole just deleted his last six IG posts and the videos.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

We Got Us A Bread posted:

Oh, and here's the (verified authentic by that same website, and in Cameos and Instagram videos Karine speaks/writes REALLY good English) first page of Karine's restraining order against Pole..that he felt the need to post on his Instagram as a "look at what this evil woman is saying about me!" move. It didn't go his way.



In what way does this validate/make Paul look good?

He is posting the things he has been accused of. Horrible Monstrous things. Why?

Is this some "look at how much of a lying bitch she is" defense? Coz even if it is that, surely he would know better that to show the specifics. Just say "She accused me of bad things. These things are bad and I didn't do them."

Also if, (innocent until proven guilty blah blah blah), he did any of this poo poo, then gently caress him and gently caress him hard.

Also, sorry I don't watch the show. Is Paul the guy that took 17 steamer trunks full of equipment just for a week holiday in Brazil?

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?

BrigadierSensible posted:

Also, sorry I don't watch the show. Is Paul the guy that took 17 steamer trunks full of equipment just for a week holiday in Brazil?

Yes.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

BrigadierSensible posted:

In what way does this validate/make Paul look good?

He is posting the things he has been accused of. Horrible Monstrous things. Why?

Is this some "look at how much of a lying bitch she is" defense? Coz even if it is that, surely he would know better that to show the specifics. Just say "She accused me of bad things. These things are bad and I didn't do them."

Also if, (innocent until proven guilty blah blah blah), he did any of this poo poo, then gently caress him and gently caress him hard.

Also, sorry I don't watch the show. Is Paul the guy that took 17 steamer trunks full of equipment just for a week holiday in Brazil?

I believe he was trying to claim the person that took her to the police station manipulated her into saying these things

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

WhyteRyce posted:

I believe he was trying to claim the person that took her to the police station manipulated her into saying these things

That. He was going for the "look at this evil woman who says these things about me, an innocent man" angle, and it failed. Miserably. Otherwise known as "the Lowtax gambit."

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Second page is available on insta

The cameras fitted in and outside the house did seem weird given it was kind of a shithole but makes sense if he’s an abusive controlling rapist.

Back when he was in Brazil didn’t he explain away his criminal record as something like ‘a little bit of arson’? To his father-in-law, Karine, the lawyer and the Brazilian govt.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Terroristic charges ffs. TLC should be ashamed, putting Karine and Pierre at such risk.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

ICHIBAHN posted:

Terroristic charges ffs. TLC should be ashamed, putting Karine and Pierre at such risk.

.....and profiting from it. And there's absolutely no way the producers/film crew/editors didn't see anything in all that time and footage, and no one said a loving thing.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Paul is pulling the "handwriting doesn't match Karines" defense even though it's highly likely she dictated it

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
He’s such an idiot

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

ICHIBAHN posted:

TLC should be ashamed, putting Karine and Pierre at such risk.

We Got Us A Bread posted:

.....and profiting from it. And there's absolutely no way the producers/film crew/editors didn't see anything in all that time and footage, and no one said a loving thing.

These.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so, if Paul kills himself, what kind of liability does TLC/Sharp face?

i'm trying to decide whether i'm rooting for that outcome or not and a lot of it depends on whether his death would gently caress TLC/Sharp over

e: my assumption is that it would gently caress them over pretty badly, since any half-decent lawyer would be able to argue that they exacerbated this situation as badly as they could for the sake of ratings. however, i'm not really sure if paul's mom would actually lawyer up at them, or if she'd be like "welp, nothing of value lost" and just let it go.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Yeah I’ve been wondering about that— Larissa has nowhere to live and is in danger of deportation. So maybe don’t go stalking your boyfriend’s exes in order to stir up poo poo? It has to be a BPD thing because that is a severely broken and stupid thing to do.

Andrei just gaslights and projects on Elizabeth and she needs to run.

God drat Asuelu is a loving child. The theory about him being Samoan Mursel is making more and more sense.

Really just about every relationship on the current season of Ever After is depressing.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
“My face is 10,000 bucks” yeah you probably wanna get a refund

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Lmao Angela

“I’m just so concerned. Cancer is such a scary thing and I’m really worried about my health.”

*lights cigarette*

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Yes, I find this Happily After show depressing more and more. Especially in light of new developments. I could be watching cute zoo animals on Animal Planet, but nooooo, I'm watching these monkeys throw their poo poo at each other instead.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
wtf is this tea drinking scene

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Angela lighting another cigarette while on a call with her doctor about having cancer is just so Angela. OH, YOU!

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Nobody would blame or convict Kalani with this footage.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so is it common knowledge how hosed up this show is?

like, is all of this well known at all outside of the "people who watch TLC" sphere?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



WeedlordGoku69 posted:

so is it common knowledge how hosed up this show is?

like, is all of this well known at all outside of the "people who watch TLC" sphere?

I think it’s pretty common knowledge that TLC is a showcase of hosed up people.

They gave fame and money to the Duggars for Christ’s sake. (And still continue to do so.)

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I love that when the couples are back to back during the intro you know some poo poo is gonna happen or they are really pissed off at each other.

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

"$50 is nothing I'll give you $50 now...I don't have $50"

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