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Were you too tired? Too drunk? Too high? Too depressed? Are you fighting a battle of wills with a roommate? Is the dishwasher full? Do you just hate yourself, or your home, or life itself? Are you just going to definitely wash them in the morning? Is the water not working? Do you have dishwashing elves who will do the dishes while you sleep? Are they too much to deal with right now? Do they need to soak? Are they someone else's dishes? Are they going to answer yes to any of the above questions? Do you just do the dishes for your household and haven't done them yet?
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Sorry what? Where am I supposed to be keeping my dirty dishes?
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Aug 2, 2020 06:57
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bitch plz u dont even know me
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Aug 2, 2020 07:00
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Because my wife made a mess and she's an adult who can clean up after herself
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Aug 2, 2020 07:19
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there aren't
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Aug 2, 2020 07:32
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look a t these rich fucks that can ford dirty dishes gently caress you
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Aug 2, 2020 07:54
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theres like one pot in there get off my back jeez!
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Aug 2, 2020 07:55
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Two in the sink, one in the stink, OP.
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Aug 2, 2020 07:59
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I was a best man at a wedding last night, I didn't have to wash them it before I went out, jeez, give me a break.
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Aug 2, 2020 08:00
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Were you too tired? Too drunk? Too high? Too depressed? Are you fighting a battle of wills with a roommate? Is the dishwasher full? Do you just hate yourself, or your home, or life itself? Are you just going to definitely wash them in the morning? Is the water not working? Do you have dishwashing elves who will do the dishes while you sleep? Are they too much to deal with right now? Do they need to soak? Are they someone else's dishes? Are they going to answer yes to any of the above questions? Do you just do the dishes for your household and haven't done them yet? i only have one plate to force myself to clean it
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Aug 2, 2020 08:04
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My kitchen is very clean
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Aug 2, 2020 08:05
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Because I don't have enough cupboard space if I clean all my dishes and pots OP.
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Aug 2, 2020 08:10
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(Sneaks into OP's house then pisses and shits into all the clean pots.)
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Aug 2, 2020 08:13
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My wife does a weird thing where she won't put the dishes into the empty dishwasher or literally walk past it and the trash can to leave half eaten plates next to the sink or in it. I get confused because we have chickens and I just end up feeding the slop to them (egg production has increased ten fold since I started giving them all our non leftover food) and its just an annoying pet peeve I guess. She gets to deal with me being an internet nerd that loves booze and I deal with her dishes, not a bad trade off.
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Aug 2, 2020 08:24
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There aren't. I actually did the dishes after dinner.
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Aug 2, 2020 08:27
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Lol, since i divorced there arent any dirty dishes in the sink, because you clean that poo poo as soon as you finish. (i clean my dinner dishes tha ti used to cook before eating, then the plates once done too)
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Aug 2, 2020 08:30
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i eat from a dog bowl on the floor
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Aug 2, 2020 08:37
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the bugs are my friends and they need food too
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Aug 2, 2020 08:38
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Se.....x.......
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Aug 2, 2020 09:02
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Cause I did 'em last, its your turn
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Aug 2, 2020 11:56
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I eat my plates
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Aug 2, 2020 12:04
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- hi
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i never keep dirty dishes there because i need that sink to pee in
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Aug 2, 2020 12:08
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The pipes ate clogged with semen and the saucer keeps the odor in check
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Aug 2, 2020 12:19
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There’s probably one Tervis tumbler in the sink and a couple Hint bottles waiting to go into the recycling bin on the counter.
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Aug 2, 2020 12:37
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r u ready to WALK posted:i never keep dirty dishes there because i need that sink to pee in
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Aug 2, 2020 12:40
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There's... Not.. What? 
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Aug 2, 2020 12:55
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Ha ha, dishes. *heats up tv dinner and silently prays for death*
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Aug 2, 2020 13:10
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Just lol if you don't use paper plates exclusively
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Aug 2, 2020 13:28
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Just lol if you don't use paper plates exclusively I did this for a few years. It's very sad.
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Aug 2, 2020 22:11
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Because my tub is already full of em
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Aug 2, 2020 22:13
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Jokes on you OP, the dirty dishes are on my computer desk
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Aug 2, 2020 22:42
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You're not my real mom OP 
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Aug 2, 2020 22:47
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i don't believe in throwing away paper plates op, thats why
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Aug 2, 2020 22:55
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thehoodie posted:Because my wife made a mess and she's an adult who can clean up after herself Same but unable to clean up after herself
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Aug 2, 2020 23:18
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you let the soak then blast through it in 5 min, its way easierAway all Goats posted:Jokes on you OP, the dirty dishes are on my computer desk this too
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Aug 2, 2020 23:31
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why the gently caress do you care, op? you some sort of fetishist?
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Aug 2, 2020 23:33
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The slave I created 15 years ago hasn't done them yet.
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Aug 2, 2020 23:36
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Only use plastic plates and utensils. Before you yell about global warming it's okay I make sure to burn them after use so they don't sit in a landfill nice clean burning plastic now excuse me my nose is bleeding again that seems to happen a lot now that I started burning plastic 3 times a day.
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Aug 2, 2020 23:39
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Just lol if you don't use paper plates exclusively I use paper towels for everything. I had a paper towel of spaghetti for dinner.
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one i had dirty dishes in my sink and left for christmas break and when i came back there were many amazing things happening in there
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