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Meet me in the large warehouse filled mostly with pallets and empty boxes. It's mostly dark except for some blue lights set up ominously behind pillars. Don't worry. I've brought both the smoke machines and plenty of dry ice! I got the stuff. You got the money? |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 08:34 |
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i brought like, way more guys to the deal than you thought i might thing is i had forgotten about the deal and it would usually be karaoke night, so when i had to go to the deal, the guys were like "no problem, we'll just go with you"
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 08:42 |
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still hoping "the deal" will get done in time for me to sing total eclipse of the heart. i put it in like a half hour ago but derek said he's got a pretty big queue. and i told him to put me towards the back once i remembered i had to leave for "the deal"
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 08:44 |
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Camera zooms from the outside to a dark, foreboding building in shadows. It looks like a warehouse. Dramatic Music Twang. Camera keeps zooming in, and it still looks like a warehouse. Suddenly, a different angle. Soft, Dramatic Music beings to pour out of the soundsystem. Our warehouse, if it IS a warehouse, still looks like a warehouse. Title Card Drop. It says 'The Deal'. Music swells. Camera cuts back to another outside shot, panning slowly towards the building that still looks like a warehouse. Interior shot. Music grows suspenseful. Dark, dusty, with scuff marks on the walls. Someone spilled an entire jar over there, look. Music twang! Jump Cut! Another Jump cut! They both show nothing, because it's too dark in this building that is probably a warehouse. Dramatic Music Twang strikes again. We see some shadows move and a heavily edited steps-on-corrugated-metal.mp3 plays. The shadows change amorphously into a shape that resembles a man. The possible man then says... "It's time for "the deal"."
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 09:03 |
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Look. I went and bought the whole crew the same masks from the same place for the heist. I think if our look is synchronized we'll look a lot cooler.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 09:04 |
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The deal is on, but if you tell anyone about my haunted bounce house idea I will have your head, now do you have the fog machine and dry ice or am I gonna have a haunted bounce house with no freaking ambiance?
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 09:51 |
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Posing for a quick reference photograph so we can do some art of the deal later |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 11:59 |
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wait, whats the deal
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:00 |
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nut posted:wait, whats the deal *Points gun at you* You a FUCKIN' COP! (but in a strong ethnic or regional accent)
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:16 |
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I’m just a civilian looking for some deal
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:16 |
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nut posted:I’m just a civilian looking for some deal You believe dis guy?
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:30 |
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What's 'the deal' with airline food anyway?
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:31 |
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Hi there, it's me, the guy none of you have ever seen before but Joey says is clean. We go way back. I'm going to tell everybody to "simmer down" as I hastily mumble things into what appears to be a wristwatch with a cellphone antenna attached. Can't stress this enough. Not a cop. Just a member of the crew you've never seen before.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:34 |
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Me: *darting eyes left to right every couple of steps before stopping in front of mysterious man * Are you ready to deal? *opens trenchcoat to reveal comic sans letter blocks* These puppies will do whatever you need, but what do you intend to do with them? Mysterious man: Something that should have been done a long time ago. *pulls off mask to reveal Mark Zuckerberg* |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:06 |
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Sorry to make you cry, just go on ahead and slide the pot over my way, that's it. Read 'em & weep https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:11 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sorry to make you cry, just go on ahead and slide the pot over my way, that's it. *notices the ace of spades in oyur sleeve* *flips table* THE DEAL IS OFF!
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:09 |
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magic cactus posted:Hi there, it's me, the guy none of you have ever seen before but Joey says is clean. We go way back. I'm going to tell everybody to "simmer down" as I hastily mumble things into what appears to be a wristwatch with a cellphone antenna attached. Can't stress this enough. Not a cop. Just a member of the crew you've never seen before. I'm the guy in the scene before this in the car in the rain that says "I got a bad feelin' about this!"
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 05:28 |
what's the big idea? i asked for deal pickles, these are clearly breadened butter! | |
# ? Aug 3, 2020 07:45 |
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Getting some serious Howie Mandel vibes coming from this thread
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 13:49 |
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Musluk posted:Camera zooms from the outside to a dark, foreboding building in shadows. It looks like a warehouse. Dramatic Music Twang. Camera keeps zooming in, and it still looks like a warehouse. |
# ? Aug 3, 2020 14:15 |
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"guys bringing in pallets behind me" I thought I was had the stuff and you had the money? |
# ? Aug 4, 2020 21:04 |
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*is tied to chair in warehouse* People keep asking me if I'm starting to post in byob. And i haven't really had an amswer. But now... Yeah. I'M THINKING I'm POSTING IN BYOB |
# ? Aug 5, 2020 00:45 |
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sorry I'm late I had to drop my kid off at karate is the deal still on? I only have like 45 minutes before I have to pick my kid up again sorry, sorry |
# ? Aug 5, 2020 01:05 |
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You know we're walking into a trap... *Gucci Mane can be heard rapping from behind the warehouse door* |
# ? Aug 5, 2020 01:27 |
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Finger Prince posted:You know we're walking into a trap...
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 05:24 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:46 |
I check my offerings one last time: Rims, big booty, bone, lambs, M-Ps, watch, charm ring, chain, livin room set, women's shoes... all yellow and present. |
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