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Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

Or just send it to yourself and burn it.

https://www.armyfortrump.com/forms/become-a-trump-team-leader

https://twitter.com/elliott_echols/status/1288821290380537856

# ? Aug 2, 2020 11:34

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:05

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I'm not touching that poo poo

# ? Aug 2, 2020 11:35

Vilgefartz: Apr 29, 2013; Good ideas 4 free; Fun Shoe

I there some way to repurpose a MAGA hat into something cool. Like cross out some words or something?

'MAKE AMERICAN *red nail polish* AGAIN'

# ? Aug 2, 2020 11:54

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

MAKE ERICA EAT AGAIN

# ? Aug 2, 2020 11:58

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Vilgefartz posted:

I there some way to repurpose a MAGA hat into something cool. Like cross out some words or something?

'MAKE AMERICAN *red nail polish* AGAIN'

MAKE ME A GREAT GIN

# ? Aug 2, 2020 11:59

Chewbecca: Feb 13, 2005; Just chillin' : )

Y'all aren't planning to vote him in again are you? You've got the rest of us in the world kinda worried :ohdear:

# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:00

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

what vote?

trump is going to reign supreme until his death, at which point barron is going to have eric and don jr executed on live television in his glorious rise to power

# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:03

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Chewbecca posted:

Y'all aren't planning to vote him in again are you? You've got the rest of us in the world kinda worried

I'll destroy OP for this

# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:03

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Chewbecca posted:

Y'all aren't planning to vote him in again are you? You've got the rest of us in the world kinda worried

None of us have any idea what's happening or what will happen. I'm sorry.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:22

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

I don't know about backing up the postal service, when it is already in crisis, with a bunch more Trump junk.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:26

Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

I wonder if they check the addresses carefully, or if you could order it internationally.

So us foreigners can mock your political process and feel a bit better about our own.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 12:26

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

evilmiera posted:

I don't know about backing up the postal service, when it is already in crisis, with a bunch more Trump junk.

Yeah, but the Trump campaign has to pay the postage. They may get a corporate bulk rate, but whatever they're paying the Post Office is (should be) making a profit on. Congressional representatives don't have to pay postage on their mailings, but everyone else does.

Still not touching this even with someone else's 10 foot pole. Once you get on a donor list good luck ever getting off.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:19

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

youd be doing the trump campaign a favor. people who seriously read their junk/spam mail are 100% within their demographic

# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:38

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 14:26

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Big Beef City posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

Nice 2012 copy paste from Brietbart forums

# ? Aug 2, 2020 14:49

Rent-A-Cop: Oct 15, 2004; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

So who's going to make the bot to order 500 to fake addresses?

# ? Aug 2, 2020 14:52

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

935 posted:

Nice 2012 copy paste from Brietbart forums

You.

quote:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll to it

Now.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 15:07

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Big Beef City posted:

You.

Now.

You got me, I'll eat the ban... But I'm not the one who sat there seething, reading six months of someone's post history looking for ammo

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:38

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

sending nazi paraphernalia to your neighbors in uncool OP

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:41

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Big Beef City posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

Lol lighten up.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:44

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Army Fort Rump

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:46

Bouillon Rube: Aug 6, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

you�re opposed to wasting the Trump campaign�s money and resources?

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:50

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

No thanks

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:51

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

935 posted:

You got me, I'll eat the ban... But I'm not the one who sat there seething, reading six months of someone's post history looking for ammo

It's the first post on your rap sheet

# ? Aug 2, 2020 16:57

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

If everyone in this thread orders 100 boxes each to the OP's home, we can win this.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:11

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

havin a normal one here on the internet forums

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:15

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

935 posted:

You got me, I'll eat the ban... But I'm not the one who sat there seething, reading six months of someone's post history looking for ammo

Wow. You're a moron. (you said to tell you that and you really are, you were WAY off)

Big Beef City posted:

You.

Now.

People who look up other peoples' post history are weird.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:28

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Donald Trump... Da Holy Bible... Construction Site Portapotty...

Da holy trinity.....

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:30

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: Apr 21, 2011; I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

Big Beef City posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

when u fully understand what's happening

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:31

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Donald Trump... Da Holy Bible... Construction Site Portapotty...

Da holy trinity.....

Imagine "Trump Neighborhood Headquarters" signs popping up on portapotties, garbage bins, garbage bags, dog poop, etc.

Big Beef City posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP.

I'm not supporting or incentivizing this poo poo no matter how "funny" or "no seriously you guys" of a joke it is.

gently caress this President.
gently caress this stupid box of trash.
gently caress this dumb idea.

Get bent.

Do you have something against Trump? wtf!

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:32

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Pee pee, doo doo, he is a bad president!

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:36

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

Pee pee, doo doo, he is a bad president!

Horrible thing to say about the president... reported...

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:36

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Signs posted up on the block, signs erected in every neighborhood, signs on the city streets, they read "Donald Trump Shove Whole Zucchini Into Anus Hole Donald Tttrump Shove whole Zucchini Into Anus Hole Donald Trump Shoving Whole Zucchini Into Anus Geocities dot Com"

# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:37