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You are Not in Kansas anymore....you are on PANDORA If there is a Hell, you may wish to go there for some R&R.....after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubes. In order to post in such a hostile environment, you will need a biological shell that has adapted to the elements. This will be administered to you upon posting in this thread. This is your only warning. Discussion of the 2009 family film "Avatar" is optional
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 17:28 |
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FunkyAl posted:If there is a Hell, you may wish to go there for some R&R.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 17:46 |
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Welcome to pandora!
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:36 |
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I'm going to take a deep breath of the air on pandora!
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:41 |
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Well by golly! The brochure was so vague.. Please tell me more about some of these incredible new members of God's Kingdom here for me to share the gospel with?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:35 |
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reignofevil posted:Well by golly! The brochure was so vague.. Please tell me more about some of these incredible new members of God's Kingdom here for me to share the gospel with? You're just in time for the ceremony where we all join hands and do the wave around our life tree
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:29 |
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I liked Avatar when I was watching it, but I didn't like it afterwards. It's not a bad movie, it's just a slog. I think the heavy handed allegory of white guilt of the treatment of Native Americans is far too obvious and tone deaf. But who knows maybe I'm the idiot here.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:39 |
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Oh shiit I wasn't supposed to post here. Help me my dudes. Reading is hard.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:44 |
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The main ride at animal kingdom is amazing.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 13:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIxGWterYA
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 19:20 |
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The natural flora.... It has some very unexpected strategies for repopulating itself!
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:10 |
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Please note that the perfectly connected ecosystem on pandora, which connects all life and spirits perfectly, is still loading some biological avatars for new posters. We ask that you "hold your breath"reignofevil posted:The natural flora.... It has some very unexpected strategies for repopulating itself! Why, one of them has even attached itself like a parasite inside my brain, and is sending out psyonic signals to every Pandorabee hive within 500 kilos!
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:33 |
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i have come to spread the gospel of the avatar of the LORD... jesus christ edit: what the gently caress, there is already a spreader of the gospel of jesus christ? let us go to war
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 07:05 |
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I'd rather post on Pandaria
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 07:14 |
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Lol that they are currently making avatar 2, 3, & 4. Like, how can you wrangle 3 more movies out of that garbage paper thin plot?
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 07:17 |
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Peachfart posted:Lol that they are currently making avatar 2, 3, & 4. Like, how can you wrangle 3 more movies out of that garbage paper thin plot? james cameron i don't think they're going to be good, but if they're good, it's going to seem like it should've been obvious in retrospect given cameron's whole career
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 10:33 |
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Peachfart posted:Lol that they are currently making avatar 2, 3, & 4. Like, how can you wrangle 3 more movies out of that garbage paper thin plot? They're not making three more movies. They're making four.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 11:34 |
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fauna posted:i have come to spread the gospel of the avatar of the LORD... jesus christ The meaning of it all is very clear to me. It is time to construct an ark and then we'll coax two of every pandoran creature aboard so that they can repopulate!
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 13:19 |
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I think all that Sam Worthington stock that Cameron invested in might have lost all of it's value.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 19:21 |
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avatar malfunctioning rear end falling off canNOT BREATHE AAAHA B̞̲̠̫̤̲͓e͚͎̟ ͓͙̝̫̤̝̥͠N̜̺o̜͘ṭ̘̱͓̯̮̜ ͓̲̗̜A͏͎̜̬͔͚f̠͝r҉̞͚a͓̩͟i͕ḍ
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:13 |
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HELP TECH SUPPORT
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:22 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:29 |
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fauna posted:
This is all part of the normal pandoran experience. Here, take a bit of this phosphorescently glowing homeopathic leaf, that cures all known afflictions. On pandora, even the plants are alive. Peachfart posted:Lol that they are currently making avatar 2, 3, & 4. Like, how can you wrangle 3 more movies out of that garbage paper thin plot? On this note, it might be fun to hear predictions for what will happen in the Avatars. In the next one, I predict Sam Worthington will discover a rune that names him some kind of messiah
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:37 |
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take me to your leader
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:37 |
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FunkyAl posted:This is all part of the normal pandoran experience. Here, take a bit of this phosphorescently glowing homeopathic leaf, that cures all known afflictions. On pandora, even the plants are alive.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:44 |
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fauna posted:
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:46 |
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i have never watched avatar because consulting the supplementary material is forbidden by my sect. from talking to others, apparently i have to make love to a tree via my erogenous ponytail to connect with the universal hivemind and win battles. confirm / deny?
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:51 |
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is this right? i can't tell if it's working. though i feel very spiritually fulfilled
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:59 |
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fauna posted:
Yes, now you're catching on! You now think the tree's thoughts, and the tree shall think yours. It is the way of things.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 21:23 |
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FunkyAl posted:Yes, now you're catching on! You now think the tree's thoughts, and the tree shall think yours. It is the way of things. i have failed in my mission
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 21:27 |
the only people irl that i know to have watched avatar are my mom and stepfather, and neither really remembered any details about it. avatar is the biggest property in the world that i know the least about. there are cat people and a dangerous planet?
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 11:06 |
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Well since I’m here here’s some pics of pandora I took when I went From some videos I took
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 12:15 |
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When the movie was still in development I assumed that James Cameron's Avatar was the live action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender that was in the works. However, these days it is bit easier to distinguish both movies. So, posting Avatar in the Avatar thread! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR2kbOK8i6I&t=5s
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 13:56 |
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fauna posted:bad news, my thoughts displeased the tree
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 16:02 |
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I enjoyed the movie Avatar. The effects were well done and it was the first actually decent use of 3D in a long time. The story was a little basic (Ferngully + Dances With Wolves). Some people get way into the world building or horny for the blue cat lady. They are making 4 sequels at once that may or may not ever come out. Literally Nobody remembers or like this movie apparently. That should cover all the bases
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 18:37 |
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I remember seeing Avatar and thinking that 3D was indeed amazing. It took less than a year before I realized it wasn't the future, but a lame gimmick that just makes your movie ticket extra pricey.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 20:01 |
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for Navi titties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REeg4LW14Sk
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 21:25 |
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cameron's gonna save the film industry by bringing back smell-o-vision
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 21:35 |
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Since my glorious av has been destroyed by this thread I'm going to post in it more. Post.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 22:21 |
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Avatar is garbage btw
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