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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Regis philbin has died and no one is talking about it. Coincidence? I think not. He has been upstaged by wilford brimley of liberty medical llc and i do not believe that nothing happens for no reason. You need to rock the vote and get the word out. Please do your part.



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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We talked

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

oh no the wannabea millionaire man died

wait, nope, don't give a gently caress

can i have that minute of my life back?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He used his last life line OP and nobody cared.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
88 year old man dies of heart attack. Shocking, op.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's very sad that both of these people died as it is when almost anyone dies. I hope their families and friends are supporting each other through what must be a terrible time for them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Regis Philbindeadaweekandnoonecares

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Old people tend to die HTH

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Wilford Brimley at least 1000% more good and important than this Regis character whom nobody knows or cares about except he was in the coffee table book episode of Seinfeld.



Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Aug 3, 2020

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I got shooed away from an outdoor taping of Regis and Kathy Lee because I was screaming RE-GIS! RE-GIS! too loud for them.

I did my part

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

James Hong is 91 and still working

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Telebite posted:

James Hong is 91 and still working

More like 191

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

RIP REGIS

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
OP you don't speak for me, bitch.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
"Regis" is a dumb name, but his surname's alright as his remains can now phil a bin.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Diabeetus.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I heard he died from autoeroticasphyxiation

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Nooner posted:

I heard he died from autoeroticasphyxiation

While he was diabeeting off

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
rip frodo baggins

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
old white man dies

Understood

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
he was good in little nicky and i think he had a top 100 music count down i used to listen to on loing drives during the weekend a long time ago
f

he probably meant more to others but this is what i shall remember him for

edit: he didnt do the radio count down actually that was casey casem

Fallows fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Aug 3, 2020

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

thanks to twitter i now know regis philbin was professionally costumed as an intentionally bad shrek so he could help tell two off color jokes and go home

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Gloriously unhinged, op :allears:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




So what's your favorite Wilford Brimley moment op?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I love GBS God bless my fellow posters all I want for Xmas is sn95 v8 stang with a diff and a 5 speed and headers and exhaust and all the bolt ons to loving shred hallaujlia

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Do some suspension work but don't pretend that it's not the cheapest v8 on the market. Big brakes. Sticky tires. Short gears. Anti roll bars on the front for sure. Thinking a vert with a cage might be the ultimate gently caress you to expensive cars driven by dick heads with too much money.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

While he was diabeeting off

he was brimming

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Regis Philbanned

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

I love GBS God bless my fellow posters all I want for Xmas is sn95 v8 stang with a diff and a 5 speed and headers and exhaust and all the bolt ons to loving shred hallaujlia

i think i hear footsteps...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Regis Philbin was chosen as his name specifically because it's impossible to rearrange the letters to spell other words from it in order to hex or desecrate it after his death and weaken his power sign of the beast unholy wonders don't travel at night

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I Lip Gin Herbs

Be Hip Sin Girl

He Piling Ribs

Big Peril Shin

Big Relish Pin

Ship In Gerbils

Lib Perishing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That's exactly what I'm talking about. It can't be done even through dark arts and his immaterial soul cannot be tarnished even in death

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
He Piling Ribs in heaven now

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Bronze Fonz posted:

So what's your favorite Wilford Brimley moment op?

I like in the thing where he goes nuts

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
his last act on this Earth was to fully blow out Kelly's back. Regis loved to blow out people's back walls, men and women alike. He was 69 years old.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Ive never heard of this guy but he is very important to me and im going to take the rest of the day off to contemplate his life and works with the help of some suitable refreshments

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hammerite posted:

Ive never heard of this guy but he is very important to me and im going to take the rest of the day off to contemplate his life and works with the help of some suitable refreshments

Eat way too many edibles and get uncomfortably high, then drink way too much coffee and watch bizarre youtube clips and montages of him. It's what he would have, and still does, yearn for.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
There's a prominent hearthstone streamer named RegisKillbin, I wonder how this news is going to affect him

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I saw Regis Philbin on Letterman a few times and he was a likeable guy. :rip:

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Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

oh no the wannabea millionaire man died

wait, nope, don't give a gently caress

can i have that minute of my life back?

same dude im happy regis is dead. im laughing actually!

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