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Not seeing a good thread for this anywhere else, I'd like to start a thread about houses that make you  . This isn't necessarily for 'bad' houses like groverhaus, but feel free to include that kind of thing. Let's start with this one in Chicago: https://www.redfin.com/IL/Chicago/3762-N-Harding-Ave-60618/home/13456553      
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My house looks and feels like a crack den, OP. Thanks for this thread.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:18
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hmm, there is nothing wrong with that house. I would say instead that there is a lot of awesome with that house.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:18
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The biggest problem with my house is the horny ghost who keeps leaving me waking up covered in ectoplasm.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:25
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That toothpaste covered gourd really ties the room together.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:26
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I am a science teacher. Among other things, I collect sciency stuff that can be weird and/or dangerous. Since I live in Southern California, the danger of earthquakes is very real. If my house is destroyed by an earthquake or fire, the wreckage will be considered a toxic waste site, due to the materials I have collected.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:26
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The infinite bathroom is loving amazing I want to get stoned in it
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Aug 3, 2020 18:27
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Bee storms 
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Aug 3, 2020 18:28
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My house belongs to a bank. I just get to live here until they decide to take it.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:35
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This one made the rounds on twitter, it's since been delisted: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Woodlane-Dr-Newnan-GA-30263/61222107_zpid/   
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Aug 3, 2020 18:39
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It doesn’t have central air. Or central vac to stick my dick into.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:39
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The mega-ugly man who inhabits it
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Aug 3, 2020 18:40
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This is posted above the door to my den
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Aug 3, 2020 18:41
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This was a house I was looking at while ago and it seemed a bit off. Can you spot it from this listing? https://www.redfin.com/CA/Riverside/10968-Pettegrew-Rd-92507/home/5056615       
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Aug 3, 2020 18:43
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Blockade posted:This one made the rounds on twitter, it's since been delisted: Here's the rest: http://www.ahttours.com/v2/34186/details
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Aug 3, 2020 18:47
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That's not built into a stone face, right? It looks like a facade but why the gently caress would you do that20 Blunts posted:Here's the rest: Ngl aside from the obvious ran-out-of-money unfinished walls and ceilings I kinda dig the late-80s midtown community center aspect of this building Heath fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Aug 3, 2020 18:47
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Blockade posted:This one made the rounds on twitter, it's since been delisted: living in a DOOM wad ftw
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Aug 3, 2020 18:58
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That rock owns imo Too bad about the rest of the house
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Aug 3, 2020 19:20
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Rad-daddio posted:living in a DOOM wad ftw If I was rich my whole mansion would be FIREBLU
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Aug 3, 2020 19:28
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I was looking at a listing recently that featured a hospital bed in the master bedroom. It left me with the impression that the previous owner had recently died in there and the estate couldn't be bothered to clean up.
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Aug 3, 2020 19:30
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FCKGW posted:This was a house I was looking at while ago and it seemed a bit off. Can you spot it from this listing? I used to drive past that house every day on my way to work. When they put in the local spur of the commuter rail line, they closed one end of the road I used to take, to prevent idiots from stopping on the tracks (Something that happened a lot when it was just an occasional freight line.) Interesting choice, architecturally, but understandable, considering the number of big loving rocks on those hills. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Aug 3, 2020 19:45
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I live in a Lowes cardboard box, OP.
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Aug 3, 2020 19:55
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Dammit, there was a 'terrible real estate photos' site with something similar to this where a huge tree was growing through a house but they'd done a MUCH shittier and cheaper job of building around it but I can't find the photos
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Aug 3, 2020 20:07
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Thunder Moose posted:I live in a Lowes cardboard box, OP. Oh look at Uncle Pennybags over here with a branded cardboard box, must be nice to live high on the hog Mr Rockefeller
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Aug 3, 2020 20:08
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh look at Uncle Pennybags over here with a branded cardboard box, must be nice to live high on the hog Mr Rockefeller Mmmyes  quite so, my good man.
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Aug 3, 2020 20:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh look at Uncle Pennybags over here with a branded cardboard box, must be nice to live high on the hog Mr Rockefeller "We we evicted from our hole in the ground. Had to go live in a lake!"
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Aug 3, 2020 20:17
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Genesplicer posted:I am a science teacher. Among other things, I collect sciency stuff that can be weird and/or dangerous. Since I live in Southern California, the danger of earthquakes is very real. If my house is destroyed by an earthquake or fire, the wreckage will be considered a toxic waste site, due to the materials I have collected. earthquakes in my area are both rare and mild, but this is my pottery workshop. I keep the really poisonous stuff in the kiln shed, and while I hope none of it ever catches on fire, I also don't want to be downwind if it does
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Aug 3, 2020 20:27
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I bought myself a nice grave site and now I live in the grave. It's against the cemetery rules but gently caress em
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Aug 3, 2020 20:30
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Icochet posted:I bought myself a nice grave site and now I live in the grave. It's against the cemetery rules but gently caress em live by the grave, die by the grave
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Aug 3, 2020 20:33
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Right now, there's a pair of water pipes that go from one end of the house to the other. They're maybe 35 feet long. The main comes into the basement, like a normal house, and the water lines go to the upstairs kitchen. The problem is that one of the pipes is not properly supported so it moves when the dishwasher runs and the two pipes bang together. I do not want to cut the ceiling open in the finished basement to get the pipes properly supported, but I'm gonna have to do it anyway before something really breaks... To be honest, I should probably run PEX anyway since I don't know how old the copper is, but you know, effort. The previous owners fuckin' loved three-way switches, but apparently got tired of the three-way switch in the bedroom so the switch by the door is upside down. I think the traveler and neutral are just swapped, but I need to look closer.
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Aug 3, 2020 20:41
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One of the gutters on the house I rent had fallen apart so that it simply dumped water onto the porch for years until I had to repeatedly text the landlords to come out and take care of it instead of just letting it pour water into the foundation
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Aug 3, 2020 20:43
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bird with big dick posted:I’m gonna be posting a lot in this thread I like complaining and there’s a lot of poo poo I don’t like about my house. It’s not gonna be interesting poo poo though it’s going to be a lot of “I don’t have a proper foyer” type stuff. bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Aug 3, 2020 20:46
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20 Blunts posted:Here's the rest: That place looks awesome what was the asking price
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Aug 3, 2020 21:00
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The previous owner ran power out to the shed in the back yard along with putting an outlet at the base of a nearby tree. That’s cool and all but the switch to turn on said power is way up on an overhead floor joist in the basement and we’re also pretty sure he did this unpermitted do we have no loving idea where the lines are buried in the backyard.
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Aug 3, 2020 21:07
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my roommates a colony of spiders
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Aug 3, 2020 21:25
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FCKGW posted:This was a house I was looking at while ago and it seemed a bit off. Can you spot it from this listing? Okay just finishing up cleaning the walls, now I just need to clean the giant fuckin rock in my house
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Aug 3, 2020 21:31
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FCKGW posted:This was a house I was looking at while ago and it seemed a bit off. Can you spot it from this listing?
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Aug 3, 2020 21:37
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OMFG FURRY posted:welcome to the house of ROCK 
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Aug 3, 2020 21:48
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Load-bearing drywall. Not enough of it, I mean.
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No time.
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