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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Just shootfight each other!!! Beat up dolph Ziggler in real life!!!

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I just realised an hour went by and unlike other things where its "wow that hour flew by" its "where the hell did that hour go? Nothing Happened!"

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
He's talking about Randy Orton doing a poo

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
He's shootin' about the bag shittin'

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
drew says he deserved to get fired for being beaten by his wife

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Lid posted:

I just realised an hour went by and unlike other things where its "wow that hour flew by" its "where the hell did that hour go? Nothing Happened!"

Yeah, so much of this is just complete loving filler and that might be the biggest problem with the show.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Lid posted:

I just realised an hour went by and unlike other things where its "wow that hour flew by" its "where the hell did that hour go? Nothing Happened!"

The fun part is that two (2) more hours remain

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Flair looks dead

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

MJeff posted:

He's shootin' about the bag shittin'

I've been swearing up and down Russo has been back for a long while and things like this make me more sure.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i have returned. please tell me about the announcement and the new stable

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Seth Rollins posted:

everyone speaks with the same cadence and mannerisms

yea it's very hard to care because it's all one note so it just meshes into a blob of nothingness. makes me want to tune out or for them to just get to the point faster

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
note to WWE writers: Drew McIntyre nee Galloway, his whole persona was build on intense promo ability with powerful spitting talking and intensity, he was NOT a soft spoken Scot going on and on and loving on

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
"You shoulda been fired way more times than I was fired." That's t-shirt material right there for sure.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
if WWE removed every talking segment the show would improve dramatically

this is abysmal

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
cut to randy

cut to drew

cut to randy

cut to drew

cut to randy

cut to drew

cut to randy

cut to drew

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

DREW IS GONNA SHOOT

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Eat My Fuc posted:

Flair looks dead

He died two months ago, but his corpse can't stop stylin and profilin.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

RealFoxy posted:

Monday Night Raw is haunted by spooky ghosts

Shane - "I'm back and I've brought my new stable. It's the stars of the past: Macho Man, Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, and more! That's right, it's now HAUNTED RAW!"

(Lights flicker on and off, and boxes fall over mysteriously)

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

no because ric's still there passing it on because ric doesn't have a home to go to

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

please help me.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


boy hes still talking huh

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Cavauro posted:

please help me.

they wont tell us i wish i could help

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
This is commiting the worst sin

its BORING

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

haha did randy orton just wink at that

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Mean Street Posse 2

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I liked the Drew promo. It would have been better with a real audience, but he sounded like he believed what he was saying and that's key.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
THIS HAS GONE FOR TEN loving MINUTES

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
What is with the loving camera angle constantly crossing the rope?

e: The camerawork is awful. That's what.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Lid posted:

This is commiting the worst sin

its BORING

randy is a weird void of personality and I blame the military for it

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

I liked the Drew promo. It would have been better with a real audience, but he sounded like he believed what he was saying and that's key.

I liked it too it was just too long

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

let me tell you all about the nba games. zion! brandon ingram! doing good

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I turned the TV on to watch without a delay and Drew was still talking after I went to the bathroom and got distracted by an entire magic trick on Penn and Teller’s show.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

lol I forgot Nia Jax existed.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
oh and to top that all off a reminder Nia Jax is still employed

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cavauro posted:

let me tell you all about the nba games. zion! brandon ingram! doing good

AEW and NXT hour one is up against Ja Morant v Zion - rip the ratings

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Liv is just so orange

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Flair looks like Donovan after he drinks from the false grail in Indiana Jones.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
im glad that after all that talking we come back from commerical

for more talking

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

kevin owens just sadly looking at ric like he knows he's losing his marbles

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Following up a 10 minute promo with a 3 minute promo and a Nia Jax promo

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