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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > monday night raw is Street Fighter Shane's Shootfight Syndicate Spectacular
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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
The Bix post in the OP really makes me believe this is a vision Shane had in 2005 and finally got Vince to put it on TV with literally 0 changes

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Shane sweating intensely in his basement fight club with strippers after a massive coke binge

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Sex workers are people too.

According to WWE contracts WWE workers aren't even people.

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

I don't for a moment believe you

I have long been very anti sexist bullshit eye candy women in wrestling this is where I turn it off. I have a personal issue with it and I won’t tolerate it. I’ll watch smackdown and the first two hours but i refuse to engage in the third hour again until thats off my tv

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Monitoring the fight clubs social media engagement

https://twitter.com/ladynichole/status/1290466081467961346?s=19

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xbilkis posted:

The Bix post in the OP really makes me believe this is a vision Shane had in 2005 and finally got Vince to put it on TV with literally 0 changes

its so much sadder than that, this is clearly Josh Barnett's Bloodsport

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 raw underground doesn't have weight classes I guess

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Shane is no Taz, and this guy is no Brian Cage.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Woah woah woah, that's how they're introducing this poo poo? Just like that? Hmmmmm this reeks of planning this this morning.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 I have no issue with people being paid to be sexy or whatever but it feels very gross when you have them portrayed in grimy underground fight clubs.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 KO via axe handle punches to the stomach

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 what the gently caress is this

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
we're underground

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 What in the wide world

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Omg this camerawork combined with the Shoot Fight angle

This is insane

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
davakato

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Codependent Poster posted:

Yes, the stipulation was that a title change could happen on DQ or countout
No, it was a technicality because Stephanie said “winner becomes champion” and nobody bothered to fight the stipulation

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



 WHAT THE ACTUAL gently caress IS THIS

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
this is so much loving worse than i thought it was going to be

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
They're just having Shane yell "He's good that's it!" 10 seconds into every Fight lmao

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
dah vaqueido vs some guy

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
so this is just shane talking over people pretending to shoot fight?

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Season 5 of Lucha Underground looks real poo poo y'all

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the camera cuts

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Lance Archer did this better in his backyard.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BR BRAWL 4 ALL 2, INSTEAD ITS THIS HORRIFYING MISH MASH OF WWE, BLOODSPORT AND I GUESS LUCHA UNDERGROUND

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Oh thank God it's just a segment. Also what the gently caress Joe how can you stomach this poo poo?

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
So they saw the Archer/Jake vignettes and said "now we can copy them, it's been long enough"

:lol:

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ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001

 Cool shoot fights Shane

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what the gently caress

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

 I thought it was all a joke...

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
This is so bad

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
i literally cannot believe they are doing this

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

 what the gently caress is this

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Eat My Fuc posted:

I have long been very anti sexist bullshit eye candy women in wrestling this is where I turn it off. I have a personal issue with it and I won’t tolerate it. I’ll watch smackdown and the first two hours but i refuse to engage in the third hour again until thats off my tv
I am so grossed out by the WWE that I’ll only watch 6 of the 7 hours of televised programming they have every week

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



 So WWE made fake kumite.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 the street profits are setting a terrible example by breaking quarantine

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING loving ELSE WE HAVE SHANE TALKING OVER THE WHOLE loving THING FOR MORE loving TALKING

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


 I tuned in to watch this and i'm getting sick from these camera cuts please stop wwe

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 What the gently caress am I watching?

I'm dying laughing

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