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i had a beer earlier today but now its now but what to drink hmmm hmmm
corn flakes in Bailey's
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Aug 4, 2020 01:29
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- Areola Grande
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 part of this balanced breakfast
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Aug 4, 2020 01:31
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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A great way to start the day. . .
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Aug 4, 2020 01:33
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- Areola Grande
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I'm envisioning the mom and dad garage where the garage fridge is stocked w/ nothing but bud light 4 days
is there a lanai? Golden Girls taught me Floridians all have a lanai
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Aug 4, 2020 01:35
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- Areola Grande
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Aug 4, 2020 01:39
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- Areola Grande
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I knew it
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Aug 4, 2020 01:50
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i just got anuddah beer
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Aug 4, 2020 01:53
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- Areola Grande
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I'm drinkin old forester and water because I'm trying not to drink so danged much beer and that is my standard non-beer beverage before I switch to wine
I'm in the process of trying to give up beer for seltzer but it's a struggle. the burps just aren't the same
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Aug 4, 2020 02:20
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not i 
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Aug 4, 2020 02:21
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Sup trashed crew my month of sobriety ended and I'm celebrating by drinking homemade shandys and watching old kung-fu movies. Hope you're all having a chill monday
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 4, 2020 02:35
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- Areola Grande
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I can't seem to like that seltzer stuff.
I'm just trying to shrink my beer belly a little so i can start growing it again.
same. seltzer leaves you hungry because your beer gut is used to eating beer 
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Aug 4, 2020 02:44
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Sup trashed crew my month of sobriety ended and I'm celebrating by drinking homemade shandys and watching old kung-fu movies. Hope you're all having a chill monday
this sounds like the best time mathematically possible
pls describe exact ingredients of shandies and plot of kung-fu movie itt
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Aug 4, 2020 02:48
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- Areola Grande
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Aug 4, 2020 02:49
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I'll race u
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Aug 4, 2020 03:22
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still waitin' on deets about that kung-fu movie... i wonder if someone swore vengeance? i hope there was grimacing. man i'll bet there's lots of grimacing...
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Aug 4, 2020 03:33
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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"Say, mister - your kung-fu is pretty good."
"You're not bad yourself."
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Aug 4, 2020 03:42
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"Say, mister - your kung-fu is pretty good."
"You're not bad yourself."
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Aug 4, 2020 03:57
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- Areola Grande
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To quote the late great hill country blues man R.L. Burnside- ‘After tonight I’m not gonna drink no more-unless I’m by myself or either with somebody’
I'd like to hear that one
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Aug 4, 2020 04:05
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- Areola Grande
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thanks pardner 
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Aug 4, 2020 04:23
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- Areola Grande
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who's up for a lime-a-rita kegstand. I'm buyin
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Aug 4, 2020 04:38
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- Areola Grande
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somebody hold his ankles. it's lime time 
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Aug 4, 2020 04:44
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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this sounds like the best time mathematically possible
pls describe exact ingredients of shandies and plot of kung-fu movie itt
Aight so in order of ease because I'm a little hammered.
Shandy: two parts czechvar pilsner or your favorite planer of choice, one part lemonade (I use san pellegrino limonata because i like my lemonade on the tart side and I'm too lazy to make my own) you can mess with the proportion as you like, the above is just my preference.
Kung-fu: ok so there's this master who taught these 5 dudes different styles of kung-fu based on poisonous animals (including wire-fu, the deadliest animal of all), and he gets concerned that his students might be using their powers for evil (maybe one didn't sign a permission slip???) So he sends a student who is master of all five styles on a mission to check up on them. Basically one has turned into kung-fu Jeff bezos, one is a member of the police, one drinks all the time, one looks like he got really into glam rock and kung-fu simultaneously , and one wears a luchador mask 24/7 and speaks all his lines like he has a speech impediment and lives in a cardboard box at the bottom of a well.
anyway long story short kung-fu Jeff bezos and glam rock ninja kill a bunch of people because they are looking for the master's treasure (there was zero mention of this in the prologue), and try to frame the drunk guy for it, but kung-fu cop suspects something is up and partners with the main character to beat the truth out of everyone involved. There is a bizarre series of scenes that play out like a kung-fu version of people's court, and at the behest of kung-fu bezos, drunk guy gets suffocated by a bunch of wet paper. After teaming up and killing the evil kung-fu guys, cop and disciple guy vow to use the treasure to "restore the club's honor" (pretty sure if all your students minus like, two turn evil there should be a school (dojo?) board meeting at least).
That's it, sorry for 
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 4, 2020 05:43
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Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
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Sipping a lil vodka and tonic, looking to chill.
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Aug 4, 2020 06:03
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- Senator Drinksalot
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Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
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Need to know the name of that Kung Fu movie, please
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Aug 4, 2020 06:04
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Sipping a lil vodka and tonic, looking to chill.
the drink of champions
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Aug 4, 2020 06:09
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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It's the five venoms it's on US netflix along side a bunch of other Shaw brothers kung fu flicks.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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ran out of beers so i transitioned to the last of the sky vodka and cranberry, need to get more tonic water and blueberry stoli so i can do drinks next time instead of shots
and it's just about time to sleep
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