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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It doesn't even have a thin veneer of it being for children. It's directly marketed at the 30-40 year demographic. I think Optimus Prime has a sex scene? It takes itself so seriously. It might be awesome or it might be the stupidest thing I've ever watched. I don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UksT5I1lvJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDB6skUqYw

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Aug 4, 2020

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ok well keep us informed.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
the nickname the fans give themselves is going to be a problem

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I'm so glad that [network] has rebooted transformers for grown intellectuals who enjoy nostalgia. Such as myself.
*sips Franzia chillable red*
*shits on beanbag chair*

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

But why would anyone do that?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

"Transformers! Some got in my eye!"

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

Beast Wars

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?
Transboners: Man Meats in your Thighs

:awesomelon: Step-Dadimus Prime, I'm stuck under this energon cube!

:carol: Transboner! Firm up and bone out

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Aug 4, 2020

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dammit, now i'm picturing transforming genitals with the cartoon sound effect.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Transporners: Guys? I think they are Guys?!

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

dammit, now i'm picturing transforming genitals with the cartoon sound effect.
:eyepop: OH no! MegaDong activated his Third Leg Canon Mode!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
They better have a scene where we see Bumblebee's balls hanging out

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

I'm going to make your star scream all night. Oh yeah...

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Does anyone know what OP is even talking about?

Is it that weird new Netflix show? A comic book? A (sex) toy line?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Thanks for the link and/or any kind of context at all, OP

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Does Megatron finally dom Starscream?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

General Dog posted:

Thanks for the link and/or any kind of context at all, OP

I think OP just assumes everyone else keeps very up-to-date on Transformers news. Because, well, why wouldn't we?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I think OP just assumes everyone else keeps very up-to-date on Transformers news. Because, well, why wouldn't we?

Well, yeah, why wouldn't you be?

https://www.netflix.com/title/81002438

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

I thought that might be what you meant. I saw the ad.

But it's rated TV-Y7. Every single transformers show on Netflix (except Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy) is rated TV-Y7. So, I don't know, pretty sure it's still for kids.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I like Megatrons new lips though!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I thought that might be what you meant. I saw the ad.

But it's rated TV-Y7. Every single transformers show on Netflix (except Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy) is rated TV-Y7. So, I don't know, pretty sure it's still for kids.

Well I found the themes challenging and the political commentary insightful.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got a transformer for ya, I just transformed some food into poop. The poop is now in my pants. I just poo poo my pants.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

They say "rear end" in episode 1 so its clearly mature and adult gently caress you mom they are COLLECTIBLES!!!

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Devils Affricate posted:

They better have a scene where we see Bumblebee's balls hanging out

Bumbleballs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
whats it caltd

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


neon genesis evangelion

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

R.L. Stine posted:

the nickname the fans give themselves is going to be a problem

Back in the early '00s I used to go to https://www.trans-fan.net and download scans of the old 80's comics. Not sure if they still have the comics up.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
*watches a film made to be enjoyed by males aged anywhere between 13 and 40 years of age, that's basic enough to be dubbed into 5 different languages without effecting the narrative at all, and is 85% post CGI*

Cinema masterpiece.

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Aug 4, 2020

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I would gently caress a transformer. I bet their puss is like a fleshlight and since they can transform they can probably get dicks too

its win win

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES

Pick posted:

whats it caltd

The aristocrats

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Zzulu posted:

I would gently caress a transformer. I bet their puss is like a fleshlight and since they can transform they can probably get dicks too

its win win

I think it's the second film that has this concept, but no money shot

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
Again?

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

A CRAB IRL posted:

Bumbleballs

Bumblegrundle

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It doesn't even have a thin veneer of it being for children. It's directly marketed at the 30-40 year demographic. I think Optimus Prime has a sex scene? It takes itself so seriously. It might be awesome or it might be the stupidest thing I've ever watched. I don't know.

Gonna go tell my kid he's a man now and throw him out.

R.L. Stine posted:

the nickname the fans give themselves is going to be a problem

Decepti-cunts? I think it sounds good.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

loving machines

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
gently caress yeah get them titties out hobots! :mamacita:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

I'm late on this but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a porno already out there with the name Transformers featuring transexuals.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Valko posted:

I'm late on this but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a porno already out there with the name Transformers featuring transexuals.

Why would you think that?

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