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Try suggin a ton o dicks
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what if i gave you something to eat instead, like a tomato If you give me some food I might give you money for it. Do you think there's a business idea in there somewhere?
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Aug 4, 2020 06:45
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Get robot parts for most of your poo poo, sink all your money into mutual funds, rent a broom closet on Wall Street and hit the off switch with a timer to turn your poo poo back on in 200 years. Buy new black market organs, pawn the cyborg parts, buy as much land as you can, corner the melon market. 
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Aug 4, 2020 06:55
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Aug 4, 2020 07:42
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I saw on television if you wear a suit with money signs on it the government tells you where the secret money at
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Aug 4, 2020 08:39
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Les Os posted:I saw on television if you wear a suit with money signs on it the government tells you where the secret money at If you wear that suit people will give you money to go away.
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Aug 4, 2020 11:16
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wait a minute what if you just took other peoples money when they werent looking or something
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Aug 4, 2020 11:39
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i think it really would be cool to have lots and lots of money. i wouldnt even work anymore. like instead of my briefcase papers there would be briefcase money. and my mop bucket would be a money bucket instead
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Aug 4, 2020 12:19
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Hi guys. I've been thinking about my problems and I've realized that almost all of them could be solved if I just became rich. Just make your coffee at home and don't spend it on overpriced starbucks latte
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Aug 4, 2020 12:26
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Maybe I'm getting my thread mixed up, or something, but my advice is to keep a close eye on their comings and goings, find a pattern, then, strike when they are least aware. You may have up to a couple of days to successfully extract all of the information you need from Rich, then just make a suit out of their skin, fool enough people, then suddenly decide to go live in a different country. Voila, you have become Rich. although avoiding his exes might be a problem.
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Aug 4, 2020 12:37
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gary oldmans diary posted:i think it really would be cool to have lots and lots of money. i wouldnt even work anymore. like instead of my briefcase papers there would be briefcase money. and my mop bucket would be a money bucket instead Imagine going to the bank and just transferring money from one account into the other and maybe taking some money out of the bank and stuffing it into your pockets. Then as you're wrapping up, the teller says "Anything else, we can help you with today?" and you say "Well yes." and when they look at you expectantly, you look around at everyone and smile and say "I'd LIKE. SOME. MORE. MONEY!" and then point down at the counter where you want them to put the money you want them to give you, and then they do, right there.
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Aug 4, 2020 12:39
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Why bother with money at all? Anything you can get with money you can get with a gun. If you buy an apple with $100 note then that money is gone forever. If you buy that apple with a gun you still have the gun.
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Aug 4, 2020 12:41
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Not if you put the gun down to eat the apple
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Aug 4, 2020 12:43
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Finally the thread where I tricked Big Beef City into admitting to eating apples two handed.
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Aug 4, 2020 12:45
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Fredrik1 posted:Just make your coffee at home and don't spend it on overpriced starbucks latte I'm trying to become rich because i want to drink overpriced starbucks lattes
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Aug 4, 2020 13:54
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You must forgo the Starbucks and avocado toast in order to become rich enough to have the Starbucks and avocado toast. One of the great mysteries of our lifetime but it works.
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Aug 4, 2020 14:17
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Massage Jeffrey Epsteins feet. Or go to a trade school and become a pipe fitter, welder, millwright, carpenter. Or go to school to become a stem type of person. Or invent the next facebook or amazon. There are a lot of ways to make money.
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Aug 4, 2020 14:19
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I thought this was someone trying to gorge themselves into the form of Rich Evans
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Aug 4, 2020 14:26
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Have you considered crime? But not poor people crime, rich people crime.
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Aug 4, 2020 14:38
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Or just goto Syria or wherever and get held for ransom, then write a breast seeker about your experience when you get out. It's foolproof.
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Aug 4, 2020 14:42
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The first step to becoming rich is to get your toes real warm so you work up a good toe sweat, OP
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Aug 4, 2020 14:42
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I want to write a breast seeker
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Aug 4, 2020 15:00
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OP banks have lots of money have you tried going in with a bag and nicely asking them if they can fill it with money for you? They might be willing to help you out if you ask nicely enough. Just ask worst case they say no.
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Aug 4, 2020 15:24
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I'm already a breast seeker
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Aug 4, 2020 15:28
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Marry rich. Trick someone into giving it to you in a way that they can’t get it back. Spend a lot of time on potentially high return spaghetti flinging on YouTube or Twitch. Design your own currency on the photocopier. Make something everyone wants.
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Aug 4, 2020 15:43
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do something that as a job has a completely ridiculous function no non-wealthy person would even consider paying for thus creating your own job position that works exclusively for the wealthy for example a poor person wouldnt pay you anything to pet their dogs but a rich person might pay upwards of 1 gold coin or ruby per hour for that service
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Aug 4, 2020 15:50
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Kill the old pawn broker woman. Her life is over and she makes everyone else life miserable. Her money is better spend to aid you as you are more deserving of it Rodion. Why should she, an old miserly pawnbroker profit, when you, a poor university student, are down to their last kopeck?
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Aug 4, 2020 15:55
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Carry a shovel in your hands and if it vibrates or glows near some landmark, dig. Chances are you will find a treasure or a quest item leading to an even larger treasure or your horrifying death. Possibly and hopefully both, op.
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Aug 4, 2020 16:15
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vandalism posted:Massage Jeffrey Epsteins feet. He said Rich, not Middle Class
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Aug 4, 2020 17:03
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chaosbreather posted:Marry rich. Lowtax is single isnt he? Could also get in on the ground floor of his new forum. Shhh.
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Aug 4, 2020 17:17
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Puppy rent business. Rent out puppies to people and once they dont get a certain amount of facebook\instagram likes you can trade it in for a new one. Rent 10 puppies and get a free coat!
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Aug 4, 2020 17:20
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I'm trying to become rich because i want to drink overpriced starbucks lattes Marry and divorse Jeff Bezos?
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Aug 4, 2020 18:33
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you have to want to become rich in this country, if you are not rich, you just didn't want it badly enough some people think it's sad how many people are poor i think its shameful
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Aug 4, 2020 18:57
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Raid a dungeon, there is always gold and magic loot at the bottom. Get a sword and shield, or learn some wizard spells. Meet up with a thief and a cleric at a pub or something. You'll have to split the loot, so don't get too many people on your team. You'll have to stab some monsters and undead, but just hang back a bit at each fight and let the wizard and cleric do most of the fighting, then jump in for the killing blow. Repeat a few times on various dungeons, ancient castles, etc, and you should be pretty set up.
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Aug 4, 2020 19:49
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teardrop posted:He said Rich, not Middle Class Just get a small loan of a million dollars. Also being middle class owns. It's the top tier socioeconomic rank. Only plebs are poor or rich.
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Aug 4, 2020 21:54
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You can't just "become" Rich Evans op
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Aug 4, 2020 21:55
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Rich people say it doesn't solve the problems that really matter and they would know They can ram that up their collective hoops, my biggest problem is having to have a job that eats 50 hours of my life per week and that really, really loving matters
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Aug 4, 2020 23:51
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So first you're gonna have to start out with money op. Probably 1 million dollars. Got to invest money to make money afterall  So you're gonna buy suburban households and get yourself a few properties. You won't use the million here, but rather use it as leverage for loans to buy the houses. This will get you a low rate. Now rent out those houses to people and use that money to pay off the loans. Don't go hog wild though, you're gonna just pay off the minimum and the rest invested in improving it. Now you get these houses re-evaluated at a higher worth. You'll go back to the bank and take out another loan agaisnt the houses' new wealth. This should net you another 500k. Since you have all this property, you'll basically pay pennies on these loans. Then you invest that money in strong businesses that provide dividends. Companies that would get bailed out when they inevitably fail. Now that you have the stronger stock portfolio and all these assets you can reuse that million as more leverage for another loan for larger homes that you can repeat the process indefinitely, moving up to larger and larger properties. Its real easy op. Can't see why no one else does it.
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Aug 5, 2020 00:04
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OP just mooch off the OP when the OP becomes rich.
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just make sure you don’t “die tryin’” or you’ll make 50 cent sad
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