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go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


there's a post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia thread, but linkedin probably tops every other site in terms of being a truly awful place



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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
luck my dick motherfucker!

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

who the hell posts on linked in. and whos reading it.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



fart simpson posted:

who the hell posts on linked in. and whos reading it.

you won't get it grandpa #sidehustle life

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Imagine I posted the overshared stupid meme about the pack of wolves here


quote:

“A wolf pack: the first 3 are the old or sick, they give the pace to the entire pack. If it was the other way round, they would be left behind, losing contact with the pack. In case of an ambush they would be sacrificed. Then come 5 strong ones, the front line. In the center are the rest of the pack members, then the 5 strongest following. Last is alone, the alpha. He controls everything from the rear. In that position he can see everything, decide the direction. He sees all of the pack. The pack moves according to the elders pace and help each other, watch each other.”

jre fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Aug 4, 2020

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010

fart simpson posted:

who the hell posts on linked in. and whos reading it.

performative hustlepigs is the answer to both questions

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



serial entrepreneurs talking about not being afraid to fail and recruiters posting sniffy pieces about how they totally didn't put a person forward for a job they were perfect for because they were rude that one time.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Asleep Style posted:

performative hustlepigs

lol

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

fart simpson posted:

who the hell posts on linked in. and whos reading it.

linkedin is still way more pleasant to read than my facebook. mostly as it reads a bit like all social networks used to, where it is a mostly chronological list of stuff drawn from your actual connections/likes.

plus i'm getting old enough that there is always some slightly surprising career changes and such to tease people over when i check it.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


love our CFO liking a post about AOC being an #entrepreneur #perseverance #feminism

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

I dunno personally I dont like to laugh at people supporting women's accomplishments

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Forcing kids to learn Oracle, lol

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

pointsofdata posted:

love our CFO liking a post about AOC being an #entrepreneur #perseverance #feminism

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Bokito posted:

Forcing kids to learn Oracle, lol



dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
hustling those 1200 hours of coding tests to get "a job"

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

i deleted my linkedin op

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


okay mr enthusiast and inventor

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy
i do not know what "growth hacking" is and i do not wish to learn, op

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
congratulate James on his 8 year work anniversary.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Aw, this one isn't too bad.

:3:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

go play outside Skyler posted:

okay mr enthusiast and inventor



I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
IVe made way more progress on my side bullshit when I shut off the garbage mailing lists and feeds and just get down to it

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
For insights like this delivered directly to your inbox, click hee
#lifehacks #joinme

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
I got this PM from some internal linked in dude the other day

can't fukkin wait to reach the next level of linked in. I hope its like scientology so I can like shove ppl around with my mind n poo poo

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the next level is realising you can gently caress animals

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



echinopsis posted:

the next level is realising you can gently caress animals

aka yammer

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




what’s linked in?

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



nm what's linked in wit u?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


chmods please posted:

i do not know what "growth hacking" is and i do not wish to learn, op

It's marketing done by people who don't know anything about marketing. #disrupt

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i'm the marine that punched the prof in the op, semper fi

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

When I have kids they'll be writing COBOL by age 8

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

my kids will be garry's mod certified

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


my favourite is either the insane blockchain poo poo consultants post or maybe the former colleagues that quit (or got fired) and becamse "property developers" and give themselves incredibly grand titles like "founder and MD: Powerful Holdings inc." and then post non-stop about property development seminars.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


wait no it might be the "AI data analytics firm" posting about how their platform can help end modern slavery (???)

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I enjoy leadership wisdom posts by no name executives who have never accomplished anything

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

The Management posted:

I enjoy leadership wisdom posts by no name executives who have never accomplished anything

the only qualifications for being a "thought leader" are to call yourself one and :justpost:

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

The Management posted:

I enjoy leadership wisdom posts by no name executives who have never accomplished anything

still slightly better than listening to actually famous executives who have done a bunch of invariably immoral poo poo

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

still slightly better than listening to actually famous executives who have done a bunch of invariably immoral poo poo

or even if they somehow haven't it's all winners' bias anyway

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Bokito posted:

Forcing kids to learn Oracle, lol



genuine child abuse wtf

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