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frump truck

hello... again!

probably dippin some oven-baked potato wedges into hunt's ketchup while thinking about how he's gonna smash some hydrox into his turkey hill ice cream later as a treat

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frump truck

hello... again!

tellin his son "actually, it's unnecessary to even brush your teeth AT ALL"

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
flossing is counter productive! plaque is a protective barrier around your teeth and gums!



Musluk



I actually have a lot of dentists in my extended family.

My dad, my uncle, my aunt, my smaller cousin, my mom's uncle and his daughter, and a few more.

The ones I asked did tell me that their brand of toothpaste is the best.

*blinks out help me in morse code*



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

City of Glompton

"No gods no masters" says the tenth dentist as he grabs a tube of Squeeze Pop and applies it to his toothbrush


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Jigglesby

The tenth dentist has eyebrows like these: ^^

because he's a bad guy

frump truck

hello... again!

Jigglesby posted:

The tenth dentist has eyebrows like these: ^^

because he's a bad guy

google THIS

Trying to relakth

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Just jackin' it.

Khanstant
probably hanging out with the one doctor who stalks any patient who eats apples

idiotsavant

Khanstant posted:

probably hanging out with the one doctor who stalks any patient who eats apples

coming to theaters near you: Death Apple

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Khanstant posted:

probably hanging out with the one doctor who stalks any patient who eats apples

*smiling while slowly approaching the terrified patient holding forth an apple like a crucifix*

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

*smiling while slowly approaching the terrified patient holding forth an apple like a crucifix*

don't worry, I carry around my neck a tiny vial of homeopathic apple water (water that I once put an apple in, then removed the apple, then further diluted the water)



ty manifisto

Musluk



The tenth dentist apparently tried to save us from products such as these:



We shoulda listened to the tenth dentist!



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

frump truck

hello... again!

Musluk posted:

The tenth dentist apparently tried to save us from products such as these:



We shoulda listened to the tenth dentist!

i mean
i'd try eating that once

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
the hit movie of the summer: 12 angry dentists



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

google THIS

Opening the Seventh Sealant

cda

by Hand Knit
tenth dentist is wathcing the other 9 dentists on cctv and making sure he doesn't do what they do

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Prof. Crocodile

“you know I actually prefer wings to the beatles” - tenth dentist

cda

by Hand Knit
the tenth dentist is smoking a cifgarette

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Jigglesby

Musluk posted:

The tenth dentist apparently tried to save us from products such as these:



We shoulda listened to the tenth dentist!

I like to say it like "cole gah tay"

Finger Prince


Buying a boat and naming it after your mom.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:iceburn:

Prof. Crocodile

Finger Prince posted:

Buying a boat and naming it after your mom.

unknown butthole

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
most people in medical professions like me but not dentists so I couldn't tell you

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Musluk posted:



The ones I asked did tell me that their brand of toothpaste is the best.



...AND!?!?


Which brand? I have to know...

Musluk



Thunder Moose posted:


...AND!?!?


Which brand? I have to know...


Oh um

you wouldn't know it

it goes to a different medical school, in canada

we hang around all the dentist clinics alllll the time but uh, no, you can't see its photos, the they use those to build their igloos, y'know. in canada.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

alnilam

Musluk posted:

Oh um

you wouldn't know it

it goes to a different medical school, in canada

we hang around all the dentist clinics alllll the time but uh, no, you can't see its photos, the they use those to build their igloos, y'know. in canada.

lol

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

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Khanstant
dentist used to be a barber shop?

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