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I'd like to sit in a field watching bats at 3am Could everyone please gently caress off and not come to the post office, ta Especially if you're going to ignore all social distancing and cram in constantly so I have to keep telling people loudly to wait outside Hiding in the loo because people wouldn't stop coming up to my counter before I called Bats in a field at night sounds heavenly. Except maybe the 3am bit
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I sometimes get bats in the garden
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Natalie Fartman posted:I'd like to sit in a field watching bats at 3am My old job had 2-week stints at the field usually in some random mountaintop borehole drilling project for some underground exploration or bedrock analysis and while it wasn't directly my responsibility, I always jumped into the opportunity to gently caress off from the cesspool that is our main office to watch the scenery and listen the creepy mating sounds of foxes and jackals at night when the machinery hummed. We had a campfire and a metal samavar for tea, me and my mate from the office, no phone reception and it was bliss. Until my manager called me in because he literally couldn't function without someone babysitting him, that is. I miss having the office - site work - travel routine sometimes then I also remember how many social events I missed, how many relationships got sour because I was in some bumfuck town 400 km away and how many second dates I couldn't go because I got a call on Friday night to pack my poo poo and roll out. Galewolf fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Aug 4, 2020 |
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Aug 4, 2020 11:14
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The guy I was working with spent 10 minutes trying to park in a considerable space this morning.
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Aug 4, 2020 11:37
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Natalie Fartman posted:
It's kinda nice that I now have the full day to myself, but I am knackered. Also I've eaten too many Aldi vegan sausage rolls, and they've just added a fake cheese and onion oneone 😮😮😮
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Aug 4, 2020 11:39
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The queing outside restaurants is mad today. Huge groups of people and no social distancing.
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Aug 4, 2020 12:04
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There was an owl outside my bedroom window last night, giving it the ol hoot hoot I didnt have to stay awake studying it for work though, for which I am grateful
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Aug 4, 2020 12:09
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Owls are a sign of a false implanted memory. You were probably abducted and probed by aliens last night. Congratulations.
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Aug 4, 2020 12:13
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Lucky it wasn't a screeching Owl, those fuckers sound like a cat being violently murdered.
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Galewolf posted:My old job had 2-week stints at the field usually in some random mountaintop borehole drilling project for some underground exploration or bedrock analysis and while it wasn't directly my responsibility, I always jumped into the opportunity to gently caress off from the cesspool that is our main office to watch the scenery and listen the creepy mating sounds of foxes and jackals at night when the machinery hummed. you talk like the movies
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Aug 4, 2020 12:26
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Ratjaculation posted:The guy I was working with spent 10 minutes trying to park in a considerable space this morning. Please stop with the dogging anecdotes.
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Dravs posted:Lucky it wasn't a screeching Owl, those fuckers sound like a cat being violently murdered. Barn owl calls are the stuff of nightmares
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Aug 4, 2020 12:35
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Fox calls creep me out, always sound like a woman screaming.
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Aug 4, 2020 13:18
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Aug 4, 2020 13:26
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NotJustANumber99 posted:you talk like the movies Not the first time I heard this (I don't take it as an insult, maybe I should then?) but, ehh, I guess 
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Salisbury Snape posted:Fox calls creep me out, always sound like a woman screaming. Jackal sounds are like a group of babies/kids laughing at you and it's unnerving as gently caress in the middle of the night.
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Aug 4, 2020 13:37
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lol cool i get my first UC payment on september 10th
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Aug 4, 2020 13:38
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Jose posted:lol cool i get my first UC payment on september 10th It's lucky that being on benefits means you don't need to eat or live indoors.
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Galewolf posted:Not the first time I heard this (I don't take it as an insult, maybe I should then?) but, ehh, I guess It wasn't meant as an insult you pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, gently caress-face, dickhead, rear end in a top hat. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jose posted:lol cool i get my first UC payment on september 10th im excited for my 2nd self employed grant in august
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Aug 4, 2020 15:28
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Cardinal on iPlayer is a cracking Canadian crime show, heads up
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NotJustANumber99 posted:It wasn't meant as an insult you pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, gently caress-face, dickhead, rear end in a top hat. Of all these, English is the only one that is wrong.
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Aug 4, 2020 15:44
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Jose posted:lol cool i get my first UC payment on september 10th i can paypal you 50p to tide you over, but you'll have to buy a house in sunderland and make netflix documentaries about finding a sense of meaning in futile toil one must imagine mick mccarthy happy
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Aug 4, 2020 15:54
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i just checked my notes and sunderland have had 20 (twenty) managers since mick mccarthy left but they are all mick mccarthy in spirit
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Aug 4, 2020 15:59
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I just checked my notes and football is still garbage for morons.
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Sunswipe posted:I just checked my notes and football is still garbage for morons. I think you're missing out, but you do you. Life's too short to appreciate even a fraction of the good movies, books and videogames in the world, I'm not really interested in pressuring people into seeing something they don't want to.
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Actually no, they are right
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I think you're missing out, but you do you. Life's too short to appreciate even a fraction of the good movies, books and videogames in the world, I'm not really interested in pressuring people into seeing something they don't want to. Football isn't a movie, book or videogame. Guess we can't expect much from a football fan.
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Sport is an escape from the hells of reality to a simple space where there is only us, them and an abstract authority to rage against.
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Aug 4, 2020 17:20
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I've started watching football recently to make the rugby withdrawals more bearable.
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Sunswipe posted:Football isn't a movie, book or videogame. Guess we can't expect much from a football fan.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_(1978_video_game)
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Sunswipe posted:I just checked my notes and football is still garbage for morons. What team do you support
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Football in and of itself is actually really cool and good. I can understand taking issue with certain ancillary aspects of football like the fandom or the ridiculous sums of money involved but chiding someone for enjoying a good game of foot does not make you sound as edgy and cool as you might think
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i have a raging foot fetish and deeply resent the fact that they wear boots to play. that's why i hate it.
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Sunswipe posted:I just checked my notes and football is still garbage for morons. a pleasure to have you here, mick
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Sunswipe posted:I just checked my notes and football is still garbage for morons. I love it too op, it's good to be open and honest with ourselves. bristol rovers are the best team but I will also don my plastic flag for the north london arsenals since bobby pires said hello to me once
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FullLeatherJacket posted:a pleasure to have you here, mick 
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I support nufc which is why I am angry all the time.
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fridge corn posted:Football in and of itself is actually really cool and good. I can understand taking issue with certain ancillary aspects of football like the fandom or the ridiculous sums of money involved but chiding someone for enjoying a good game of foot does not make you sound as edgy and cool as you might think I don't think I'm cool or edgy, I just find that football is enjoyed by morons. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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