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Transformers! Your wife will tell you lies!
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To Catch a Predacon
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Aug 5, 2020 00:34
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Transformers! Burgers, Shakes, and Fries!
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Aug 5, 2020 00:35
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poor until you die
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Aug 5, 2020 00:39
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Big Beef City posted:alright so how much fuckin is there? Robot on robot, dino on dino, robot on dino, all of the above really Man, they don't even take shits except for one episode, very disappointing
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Aug 5, 2020 01:10
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I could definitely write an essay explaining why this series is not for 40 year olds.
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Aug 5, 2020 01:36
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First of all they talk about the all spark instead of the matrix...
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Aug 5, 2020 01:38
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MyronMulch posted:New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be? Probably like Transformers XXX so people could find it easily when looking for Transformers porn, MyronMulch.
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Aug 5, 2020 01:41
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RVWinkle posted:I could definitely write an essay explaining why this series is not for 40 year olds. Put up or shut up.
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Aug 5, 2020 01:43
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RVWinkle posted:First of all they talk about the all spark instead of the matrix... This but semironically
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Aug 5, 2020 01:50
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Transformers: went straight to his thighs
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Aug 5, 2020 03:44
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Pneub posted:Transformers: went straight to his thighs It’s not very often you see a robo-fupa but there it is
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Aug 5, 2020 03:49
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lard saber
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Aug 5, 2020 10:45
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Transformers: mortal's meat is fine!
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Aug 5, 2020 13:04
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transformers can transform into anything except for a good show
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Aug 5, 2020 13:08
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Big Beef City posted:alright so how much fuckin is there? Robot on robot, dino on dino, robot on dino, all of the above really You know those weird furries who are like a wolf, but with wings? Well there's a guy like that and he makes out with a black widow spider. Also, a bird and a tiger gently caress so hard they fuse into one, single, transgender transformer (or I guess intersex transformer, but that doesn't scan as well).
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Aug 5, 2020 13:38
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 Imagine this, for adults
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Aug 5, 2020 13:43
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RandomFerret posted:Oh, that's the record that was put aboard the Voyager 2 space probe. See, Beast Wars was supposed to take place in the same continuity as the original cartoon, and it turns out that Megatron hijacked the message of peace and welcoming that NASA put on there and embedded a hologram telling the Decepticons where to find Earth, which had rich deposits of raw crystalised energon. Never mind that the Voyager probes launched in 1977, when all the autobots and decepticons were in stasis inside a volcano. Also never mind that everybody on Cybertron already knew where Earth was and in fact the two planets had embassies in the animated movie. Apparently all these functionally immortal robots just forgot all about it in less than one generation. then Orson Welles' decapitated head shows up and poo poo gets really weird edit: Orson Welles' decapitated head is literally a no-poo poo for-real Transformers character MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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Aug 5, 2020 14:02
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Archer666 posted:
Dig the burning grenade-on-a-stick crossbow
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Aug 5, 2020 14:04
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Archer666 posted:Imagine this, for adults Have you NOT been?
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Aug 5, 2020 14:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:Dig the burning grenade-on-a-stick crossbow I am the pilot of the log cabin with war of the worlds alien walker legs and a satellite dish for some reason. I am extremely highly trained at this.
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Aug 5, 2020 14:38
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The original cartoon already had a dark and gritty movie, where most of the original bots were killed off to make way for new toys and a whole generation of boys were traumatized by seeing Optimus Prime die
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Aug 5, 2020 14:53
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Well there's a guy like that and he makes out with a black widow spider. That sexy black spider was the result of the animators sending the modeller to a local vancouver/burnaby strip club Bob Forward posted:I'm up in Vancouver at the moment, so I took the opportunity to actually
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Aug 5, 2020 15:02
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Retrowave Joe posted:The original cartoon already had a dark and gritty movie, where most of the original bots were killed off to make way for new toys and a whole generation of boys were traumatized by seeing Optimus Prime die god that was a great loving movie
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Aug 5, 2020 15:02
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Aug 5, 2020 17:29
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Does anyone know what OP is even talking about? It's anime
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Aug 5, 2020 20:52
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Hell yeah, Autoballs and Decepticocks
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Aug 5, 2020 21:07
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I can't believe they made so much money off the idea of a robot turning into a truck
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Aug 5, 2020 21:10
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"A guy walks around and does stuff." Haha fuckin sold, print it! "Can't believe they make money on this!!"
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Aug 5, 2020 21:23
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Sometimes the robot turns into a plane or even a monkey
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Aug 7, 2020 04:20
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i think my only exposure to transformers was random episodes of beast wars after school and watching the movie once in college so I’m no expert here but the show the op is talking about is rated Y7 and so I think the op is maybe reading into it a bit much
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Aug 7, 2020 04:39
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i didnt know about this show so i downloaded all the episodes and tonight im gonna smoke a ton of weed and watch em all back to back. thanks OP
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Aug 7, 2020 06:36
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I watched these while working out. It wasn't bad actually. I didn't pay super close attention for obvious reasons but it was enjoyable.
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Aug 12, 2020 18:42
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Transformers: Milquetoast for your Eyes
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Aug 12, 2020 18:49
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food court bailiff posted:i think my only exposure to transformers was random episodes of beast wars after school and watching the movie once in college so I’m no expert here but the show the op is talking about is rated Y7 and so I think the op is maybe reading into it a bit much My eight year-old nephew apparently watched it and enjoyed it. Sounds like they made a children's cartoon that appeals to children. I'm ok with that. 
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Aug 12, 2020 19:11
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transformers were the loving bomb when I was a kid, I tried watching it again in my early 20s and it was such garbage, even while high. I still want a transformers toy since I never had one as a kid, maybe one day Ill be lucky at a flea market.
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Aug 13, 2020 13:25
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As it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't that blasphemous...
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Aug 13, 2020 14:13
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Son of Rodney posted:transformers were the loving bomb when I was a kid, I tried watching it again in my early 20s and it was such garbage, even while high. I still want a transformers toy since I never had one as a kid, maybe one day Ill be lucky at a flea market. yeah. I tried watching them a long while back. More recently when they were streaming all the old GI Joe episodes I gave those a shot for a bit, since those go so hand in hand. Try watching that poo poo stone cold sober as an adult. Jesus.
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Aug 13, 2020 14:16
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Big Beef City posted:yeah. The 80's animated movie will always have a spot in my heart in spite of it flaws, but the cartoon series was something that was best left in my childhood memories.
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Aug 13, 2020 14:46
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The new series is not great except that in this story the Autobots were the rich oppressors and the Decepticons were relegated to toil in the mines to support the rich and powerful Autobots. Megatron did nothing wrong
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