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I will go as Henry Hill so I have an excuse for being very drunk and annoying. "I WANT A CARAMEL MACHIATTA!"
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I'll be Boy Lee.
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Nope, changed my mind, I'll go as I love your pussy C'mon, show me that little clit VV thx VVV Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Aug 3, 2020 03:45
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I think Amy Fishers creepy husband said those things not Joey.
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Aug 3, 2020 03:47
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I'll be the Israeli guy who hires Howard at WRNW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDUgbYjcE8s
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Lifespan posted:I will go as Henry Hill so I have an excuse for being very drunk and annoying. "I WANT A CARAMEL MACHIATTA!" You want to cum on my face???
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Aug 3, 2020 04:56
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D CUPS RIGHT HERE
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Aug 3, 2020 05:05
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NSFW tag that! They're popping out everywhere.
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Aug 3, 2020 13:51
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Her whole D cup was hanging out Robin
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Ralph Hurley posted:He handled himself well against the scornful malevolence of Gary Garver didn't howard fire him for being a huge dick? he was always trying to start poo poo with the people he interviewed
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Aug 3, 2020 15:39
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:You could dress up like the physical manifestation of the quiet Benjy chuckle. benjy chuckle is my favorite because it comes at a time when something is so ridiculous and funny at the same time
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wesleywillis posted:If there was ever a Stern con, who would you appear as? What did Awesome Angelo even look like? Former Human posted:D CUPS RIGHT HERE She always kind of reminded me of that one girl chipmunk on Alvin & The Chipmunks that had glasses. edit: I wanted to add a picture, but I'm afraid to look too hard. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Aug 3, 2020 21:38
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Oh! I'll go as an old woman with a "mouth full of salad".
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Aug 3, 2020 22:26
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I'm Howard's condoms he locks in a safe away from Beth
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Evil Agita posted:I'm Howard's condoms he locks in a safe away from Beth Has he gotten a vasectomy?
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YeahTubaMike posted:Has he gotten a vasectomy? No because he and Baba Booey think that makes you less of a man somehow.
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Bonzo posted:No because he and Baba Booey think that makes you less of a man somehow. Hahaha wow. Once again, I'm disgusted just by Gary's whole... thing. Howard's, too.
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Bonzo posted:No because he and Baba Booey think that makes you less of a man somehow. Vasectomies make you less of a man, but having sex with your wife with a condom on doesn't. Lol. Does Gary also only have condomed sex with his wife? There's an episode of American Dad in which Stan schedules sex with his wife according to her ovulation/fertility cycle & wraps her in saran wrap as foreplay to avoid having children, and that's what his situation reminds me of. edit: I just don't get it. He doesn't want children, she doesn't want children, they never wanted children, but he would rather risk having an unwanted child that he would resent for the rest of his life than have spermless ejaculate? Also, if Beth is secretly trying to trick him into having children, that would be a HELL of a long con. They've been together for like 20 years now. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Aug 4, 2020 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Does Gary also only have condomed sex with his wife? Nah, that's only with his goumar out in California.
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condoms make sex feel less good and as a circumcised man i'm already taking a big L in the sensitivity department
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This is neurotic Howard Stern we're talking about. I bet he wears condoms because he's grossed out by his own body fluids. I remember when Richard was talking about his love of Peter North's ropes Howard told him he fast forwards past the money shots.
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Grant DaNasty posted:This is neurotic Howard Stern we're talking about. I bet he wears condoms because he's grossed out by his own body fluids. I know Eric said that he would skip past them or just look away, right? I can't totally remember now, but he was all "I'm not gay!" Motherfucker, it is about sexual representation. 
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Howard pulled out with his first wife, so either Beth has herpes or Howard is afraid she will trick him into getting her pregnant. Although she's getting old enough that pregnancy shouldn't be an issue for much longer. Maybe one day soon, after 20 years, they can achieve normal sex. And by normal I mean no oral and intercourse lasts five minutes during a commercial break of The Bachelor.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I know Eric said that he would skip past them or just look away, right? I can't totally remember now, but he was all "I'm not gay!" He was so straight he couldn't even see the guys in the video plowing brandy talore. They were invisible.
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On Sternthology yesterday they had where Beetle Juice shits in the bathroom and Robin finds it and then they talk about Beets breath. gently caress that was funny.
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The rose is a symbol that you are beautiful, as beautiful as the rose.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:The rose is a symbol that you are beautiful, as beautiful as the rose. That 'poem' always reminds me of the wonderful quote, "Unfortunately, I didn't represent myself on how I wanted to explain myself." Also, "Robin, I'm sorry you're black."
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Sal is my favorite staff member by far. Even the recent episode where he just came on and talked about his "spiritual" views was probably the best segment in a long time... probably since the last time he came on and talked about something random.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:That 'poem' always reminds me of the wonderful quote, "Unfortunately, I didn't represent myself on how I wanted to explain myself." There's a plethora of fantastic lines in that segment. I think my favorite is, "she's the one that had the kid, she should take the meeting!" in response to his upcoming meeting with HR.
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Sand Monster posted:There's a plethora of fantastic lines in that segment. I think my favorite is, "she's the one that had the kid, she should take the meeting!" in response to his upcoming meeting with HR. "I'm gonna do you the biggest favour right now, and move on..." and then it just keeps going anyway.
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Sand Monster posted:Nah, that's only with his goumar out in California. ".....You don't know that" Congrats to Gary for giving the worst possible response to that accusation.
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Snark posted:".....You don't know that" Such a classic. Gary, with his typical smug arrogance, instigated it all and then fucks it up in such spectacular fashion.
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Sand Monster posted:Such a classic. Gary, with his typical smug arrogance, instigated it all and then fucks it up in such spectacular fashion. One of my favorite bits ever. Gary gets upset on two levels: what Howard says (he cheats on his wife) and that Howard said it instead of something silly like he's a bad dad or something clearly false.
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musclecoder posted:One of my favorite bits ever. Gary gets upset on two levels: what Howard says (he cheats on his wife) and that Howard said it instead of something silly like he's a bad dad or something clearly false. I'm always amazed how much Howard was absolutely on the money with knowing exactly what would piss Gary off. It's like he's been secretly keeping track of what would specifically make someone mad, and has just been waiting to unleash it.
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fafafooeythasbabaooey
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They didn't have it at Bloomies.
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...he says Bloomies
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I wanted to throw him out of the car
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Artie was a lunatic junkie... but he had a point about the Bloomies thing.
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Bloomies-chat reminds me that even though I like the Stern show the vast majority of the time, they occasionally get waaaaaayyyy too being manly men by some weird standard of masculinity that I will probably never fully understand. Bloomies is definitely a stupid thing to say but the way that Artie called it out seemed rooted in homophobia, at least to me. (edit: as does everything else Artie ever said on the show, now that I think about it) YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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