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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Is there anything better, right out of the microwave? It doesn't feel like summer until I'm all full of hot green goop.

What're y'all's favorite summer foods?

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Baked Watermelon

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Ice cream soufflé.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Otter pop popsicles, raw

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Gappamooly

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Strawberries, half-eaten by worms. Dipped in the hot guac of course.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Internetjack posted:

Strawberries, half-eaten by worms. Dipped in the hot guac of course.

you can hear the worms's little screams as they descend into their delicious fate :unsmith:

Golden Corral Massacre
Sep 8, 2008
Body temp cucumber

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Golden Corral Massacre posted:

Body temp cucumber

recipe?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Gallipoli

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
hot pickles

not spicy hot but temp hot

also sexually

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I guess people focus too much on the health risks but vaping pizza is the only way for me nowadays.

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus

Place ripe cucumber under an armpit for 10-15 minutes, until cucumber has reached an internal temperature of at least 98 F.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
how come if I want chunky milk, I have to buy regular milk and make it myself? why don't they just sell the chunky kind? business goons?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

TheAardvark posted:

how come if I want chunky milk, I have to buy regular milk and make it myself? why don't they just sell the chunky kind? business goons?

check this illicit poo poo out

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Basically anything else would be better OP.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Just puréed some doritos, would go great with that guac.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I like my guac skin ON please

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Bigchops posted:

Place ripe cucumber under an armpit for 10-15 minutes, until cucumber has reached an internal temperature of at least 98 F.

I prefer using my “natural” pressure cooker; iykwim

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
A baked avocado chip, dipped into a reconstituted slurry of corn masa

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Brulee grapefruit.

Golden Corral Massacre
Sep 8, 2008

Stick it in

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




Glockamole

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Can I please get one of those short, fat glasses of ice cold baba ghanoush, instead? Thanks.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

also don't make an mXe joke or reference just because I said baba ghanoush ok?

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Evil Bob posted:

Otter pop popsicles, raw

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Jalapeñis poppers.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

everyone knows a nice cool salad on a hot summer day is a chance to take a break from a hot stove at dinner time, but an oft forgotten winter warmer is the classic baked salad. just take a caesar salad or equivalent and bake at 400 for a half hour.

if you're feeling really spicy you can try grilling it too, this is an advanced technique tho

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I actually DO make a grilled caesar salad :/

halve romaine heads lengthwise leaving them attached at the base, brush faces with olive oil, and char for a few seconds on ripping hot grill grate, then drizzle home made dressing, shave cheese, good tomato, croutons, over the halves (or cut if unwieldy). The faces and tips should just barely get charred and the insides still cool. It's real good.

Not as good as twice baked guac, obv. but I can only do so much at once.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Okay, in all seriousness, there was a restaurant in a town I used to live in that halved an avocado, stuffed it w shrimp salad, and broiled it and it was delicious. The Bee’s Knees

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



How many bees did they have to kill to fill a single avocado worth of knees? No wonder the populations are struggling.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


This image is making me thirsty

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Is that fettuccine Alfredo served in fried chicken? Cause I’d give it a bite

420 20
Apr 21, 2020

1redflag posted:

Baked Watermelon

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pairs wonderfully with a nice steaming hot bowl of gazpacho

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Cold beer, tortilla chips and the most eye watering hot and spicy salsa I can find. This must be consumed outdoors when its baking hot. It's kind of like going to the sauna.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

TheAardvark posted:

how come if I want chunky milk, I have to buy regular milk and make it myself? why don't they just sell the chunky kind? business goons?



DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Theres a chinese place near my brother that has deep fried pumpkin and it is SO GOOD

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Gonna wrap this cold lasagna inside an old tortilla for an amazing Mexican Italian fusion meal.

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